>got rejected from returning to uni dorm next year (lots of other people did too but it was still a good gig) >need to find a sharehouse or some shit now >don't know anyone else who's not already set for accommodation next year Shiettttttt
Housing market in canberra is fucked as it is, wut do lads
A school has come under fire after it was revealed dozens of Year 12 students had ordered schoolies shirts branded with the phrase "the drunkest and the highest". Unley High students in Adelaide have come home with the t-shirts featuring pictures of a bong, a goon bag and a "shoey" – beer being poured from a shoe - alongside the words "Unley Army". A mother of an Unley student was "shocked" when her daughter brought hers home and told News Corp she was furious the shirts had been organised at the school. She said the shirts have made her question her decision to allow her daughter to go to schoolies. Unley High's Principal said she was "extremely disappointed" with the production of the t-shirts. "This is totally unacceptable and senior leaders will work with Year 12s to help students understand why this is a poor decision that reflects badly on themselves, and on the school,” principal Brenda Harris said. “While the school does not have oversight over schoolies, we encourage any students participating in any out of school celebrations to consider their personal safety and appropriate standards of behaviour.
Jason Lewis
>Adelaide What did you expect?
Eli Russell
give us a hit mate, my cenno ran out and I'm only a week in
Jaxson Morgan
>making it a week My austudy pays for the rest and a quarter tank of petrol (both due the day I get it) and that's it.
Landon White
*rent
Blake Edwards
>>'Courageous' bystanders tried to stop boy who died at Newcastle pool from hurting himself
Now that's a mashed potato
Thomas Collins
you'll just have to sniff paint
Hudson Rogers
so the abc of all places just restored my faith in women, they were talking about the gender pay gap about that tv bitch from channel 9 and there was a fucking female saying channel 9 did nothing wrong.
Samuel Carter
Alrighty lads, what's for dinner tonight?
Hudson Allen
pork chops
Christian Cooper
too hot to eat, might just have some leftover chicken
Jayden Hill
Bitch was offered 1.8 Million but wanted 2.3 since she is a cunt and then had a sook and left for the Muslim cock
Austin Cook
>get paid 1.8m >fuck around on other networks >get mad when the other dude who works exclusively on the network gets double the pay
Matthew Diaz
Why is no one bitching that Bickmore gets paid WAAAAAAY more than Waleed cockroach? The same argument goes both ways. Unless it's not really about equalit- >Oh...
Jack Nelson
Waleed is allowed to rape all female staff at Channel 10 as compensation
Grayson Moore
That is very progressive.
Thomas Wilson
...
Dylan Russell
what's with the swirly shit like sausages, I've never seen those before. Pic related is my dinner tonight
Jaxson Green
is it true that the snout is the best part?
Blake Gutierrez
Check out TradeMe flatmates section. Oh wait..
William Diaz
faggots the bumhole is the best part ofc
Justin Murphy
>SHEEP SHAGGER >H >E >E >P
>S >H >A >G >G >E >R
Gavin Thompson
Just don't come here.
Ethan Smith
not even memeing, the back and underside are the most tender and tasty parts
Jace Jackson
How has the poofter marriage debate affected your mental health user? :^)
>Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.
Lincoln Martin
this shit's still going on? just fuking vote no and let's be done with it already
Blake Martin
A lot of people are getting incredibly uppity and butthurt about it, so I'm so much more smug these days.
Ryan Edwards
hey gay cunts
Owen Nguyen
good day to you sir
Jackson Sullivan
hi nisem
Logan Edwards
god forbid you go back to your own country eh tran?
Lucas Hall
abc is so shithouse, we need to reform the ABC act ASAP
Ian Long
can you guys nuke Canberra please? No one will complain once all the politicians are dead and gone
Ayden Jones
Careful m8
Cooper Davis
The politicians don't live there. I do, so fuck off. Kill them when they come back to their electorates.
Jordan Young
nah when they are all sitting in parliament, they could probably just use that huge bunker busting bomb instead but my point was they must die
Henry Phillips
You ANU? You celebrating the 100th anniversary of the jews taking over Russia and murdering millions of them?
Matthew Bailey
We have many fine lamp posts in Canberra. Avenues lined with them.
Jacob Moore
Yes and yes goyim
Nolan Robinson
I went to ANU in the 90s. Its totally fucking shit now, but you probably know that. Are you a commie faggot or are you going there to troll?
Oliver Bailey
>please describe your gender/gender experience Normal male >please describe your sexuality Normal >do you have an intersex variation hahahaha no
Damn, no "I'm not a faggot" option for q9
Mason Parker
Neither, went here unironically but it's a total fucking shitfest to the point that we had pro-SSM brochures put under all our doors
Leo Ramirez
>HSC students asked to apologise to Aboriginal poet over ‘online abuse’ hehehe
Logan Murphy
what the fuck was with question 9 I am not a poof or allied with poofs so I didn't tick anything then it said I had to answer
Jose Barnes
...
Liam Price
>do you have an intersex variation I unironically have no idea what this means
I mean I only know what the others mean because of Sup Forums
Noah Gonzalez
This is pretty good for redpill material, the students are getting really pissed because they would have criticised the bitch anyway but just because she's 1/64 abo it gets called racism
Julian Brown
I wrote in the survey >I have no fucking idea what this is so I will say no
Michael Cox
I look forward to the mass triggerring of faggots associated with all my write-in answers.
Adrian Harris
Lamb and root veges in water with a couple spices
Caleb Murphy
This survey is gold. I told them that if a letter upsets them they should all kill themselves.
Jose Harris
should I go to schoolies lads? >principle Brenda what is with these middle aged woman highschool principals? I swear they all have the same personality, I honestly think it's a government funded conspiracy
Liam Walker
Gonna cook some vegies and get a pizza afterwards. Gotta stay balanced.
Daniel Brooks
>inb4 full Why are your kangaroos so fucking buff m8s? What do you feed them?
Kayden Cook
well its way overpriced and you could have way more fun spending an equal amount of money but my schoolies experience is something i wont forget for a long time. its a nice way to say goodbye to people you'll never see again
Benjamin Smith
i just ate some leftover kfc
Landon Cooper
Gonna bike over to Coles to stock up on /fit/ food, anything on special right now?
Colton Bell
yeah you are your mates should lure a girl back to your room and then gang rape her
Caleb Ward
go look at their website you drongo
Dylan Martinez
Amerisharts >plus they keep us safe from the emus
Luis Butler
We feed them humans
Lincoln Torres
abos
Ryan Davis
getting mixed messages here
Bentley Brown
for the intersex one i just wrote is this fucking english cunt
Nicholas Jones
Nope, 3 replies in 60 seconds all say Kangaroos eat people.
Logan Jackson
kek
Thomas Phillips
I wrote: "hahahahaha!"
Isaac Green
Look in the bins. Plenty of free food in there.
Julian Gray
intersex? is that would the kids are calling cyber sex now days
Ian Howard
>no way to say neither this is a shit survey
Robert Evans
hey cunts, lately I've started getting a lot of calls on my mobile from all different area codes, different number everytime, I don't know any of the numbers, so I don't answer. Is there a mobile scam or something going on?
Justin Sanders
just wait for the next pay and click other and say that being gay is a mental illness and if the government aren't going to help them out then they should just commit suicide
Gabriel Cooper
put the numbers into a google search and see what comes up. I kept getting calls from a bunch of cunt's and it was some Indian scam trying to get Telstra customers details
Aaron Baker
sounds like it needs a handful of barley.
Jack Lopez
Did you recently give your number to centrelink? They sell your phone number for profit.
Gabriel Gray
I tried this but I don't know any gays so they stopped asking questions
Jace Jones
>take a walk with your dog by the creek >see this what do?
Grayson Nelson
Kangaroo is clearly roiding, those are not natty traps
Isaiah Cruz
That's ridiculous.
Andrew Gray
get out a boomerang because guns and knifes are illegal
Nathaniel Price
Probably feed the dog to it before eating it. Those are some nice shanks, I'd put them in a pot with root veges and water. Maybe a little spice and barley
