"What's your talent user?"

"What's your talent user?"

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I can cook 5 minute rice in a minute.

I'm the world's best slightly above average underachiever.

I can sleep anytime I want except when I should.

Despair

Complaining

>slightly above average underachiever

Im the ultimate high school graduate level college drop out.

SHSL Voice Actor

disappointing people

I have the innate ability to wake up moments before I am otherwise woken up by someone else.

I shitpost at incredible speeds.

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I'm a massive faggot.

I'm intelligent and wicked with a nihilistic sense of humor.

Ultimate Learner.

I'm a Super High School Level complainer at small discomforts.

compulsive depression

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Instant Ejaculation

SHSL Appreciator of Cute Boys reporting in.

Super University Graduate Level Apathy

Super Post-Grad Level Not Using My Degree

Super Highschool Level Shitposter

I'm cute.

I'm SHSL Remfag

Step your game up. You have to do it with a smile.

I can fuck for 18 hours straight, never going flaccid. just supply me with female classmates.

I can make myself cum in less than 20 seconds

Apparently its a rare ability

I can make some bitchin pancakes

According to powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random I have concept destruction. Which actually sounds pretty OP. The first thing I do is destroy the concept of shitposting, instantly raising post quality throughout the 4chins.

Not blogging but I think I might be SHSL Lucky NEET

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I can remain perfectly silent in any language.

I once sang the entirety of the HMS Pinafore

SHSL Fuckup
Everything attempted ends up poorly with occasionally permanent effects.

C-c-can I save this...?

Procrastination.

I can masturbate an average of 5 times per day. And I enjoy all of them.

Sugggooooooooooooooi user!

SHSL Whiner.

This place is complete shit and I'm feeling real feverish. Fuck everything.

Super High school level Beta

I can sit in one spot and do nothing for hours on end.

I'm a master in keeping the status quo

You should be asleep all the time and have a button next to you that will fire off the earthquake/tsunami warning.