Turning pumpkins into the new hate symbol

Pics taken from a new children's book:
I say trump as a pumpkin is a good meme: it's easy to draw, it's connected to traditional behaviours from when cities were safer, we can flood the internet with pumpkins very soon considering the time of the year and it can be twisted to mean pump your own kin when you want to say dumb slogans against racemixing.
I want to vote for pumpkin as next meme.

>new

the pumpkin meme is old, newfriend

I want the normies to be scared of something else other than Jack O' Lantern this year

>People spending money is bad
>Protecting your country is bad
>Hats are bad

What are they trying to tell me?

Sharing is for commies.

>I unironically support this strawman

The whole book was like that, we should at least make Ben Garrison edits

Dump the book

I like this pumpkin, he’s got my vote.

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christ every time I think that the leftist butthurt can't get any more entertaining, it does.

It just gets dumber and dumber.

But wait, there's more!

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>expecting little kids to know what a pantsuit is

Shit I still can't define it myself.
Oh well. Sup Forums btfo we cant recover etc etc

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reaction image goldmine

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Oh my god. Movie Stars love pantsuit, it is obvious she should be president. Who the fuck writes this garbage? It is not even good propaganda, no way a child would be fooled with such nonsense.

>she smells good
oh god the denial

if my wifes son ever brings this book home he'll get smacked so hard he'll see his real daddy

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> Doesn't fucking rhyme
Get this shit outta my face

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hol-e-fuck

I bet your wife sees him every night

Is that supposed to be Sarah Silver Man?

>Obama PEZ dispenser
muh sides

>across the entire court
That's impressive

I DON'T LIKE IT

It's fucking beautiful. It will look great next to my pepe green Sup Forums edition maga hat.

>says PREZ

>letters in envelopes
>classified emails
>top secret info

>picture of oval office
>drawn accurately as an oval
>room shaped like a circle
what did he mean by this

>*let rich people spend *their money
>instead of share* it

At this point, how could anyone NOT fantasize about commies swinging from lampposts?

Fuck me, even the animals have blue hair.

Fuck this

>shaped like a circle
I'm mad as fuck right now

>duckbill clinton

what did they mean by this?

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>where do you work out?
>the library

>Oval Office
>a room shaped like a circle
Can't tell if they're just stupid or simply can't stop lying long enough to distinguish shapes.

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I feel like dumbing down politics this much for children may have adverse effects on future generations.

its probably meant to be "president"

Max kekelstein

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>>Still ducking bimbos

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ducks are rapists

LMAO!

> sniff

That MONSTER!

kek please don't stop posting

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Clearly, two rap niggers are the most important decision makers when it comes to Geopolitics.

This is a long ass children's book

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"For example, The Pantsuit got four of her fellow countrymen murdered due to her negligence and inability to heed warnings and requests, lied about the cause to the family members of the deceased, then flippantly dismissed any questioning on the matter."

"For example, The Pantsuit married a philandering rapist and then stayed with him in a loveless marriage out of convenience in order to help her live in The Big White House in the future despite claiming to be a champion of women's rights."

"For example, when The Pantsuit first moved to Worshington, she was kicked out of the Water's Gate investigation due to unethical behavior."

"For example, The Pantsuit made a large sum of money out of insider trading, then lied about it. She later made hundreds of millions despite never working outside of "public service" jobs."

"For example, The Pantsuit sold 20% of her country's uranium to Bearssia, then mysteriously gained large sums of money from them to her foundation and her personal bank account."

> the house wasn't just big, it was beautiful (and WHITE)

OMFG, do you not see how the liberal hivemind is regressing? First they liken Hillary's loss Cold War and Hilter/Nazism, historical references adults would know. Then it devolved to sci-if and fantasy with references to Harry Potter and Star Wars fiction. Now they're trying to explain Hillary's loss at childhood thinking levels by boiling everything down to a pantsuit and something orange. I expect caveman Grunts next.

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>Trump doesn't pay taxes

wew

>some guy named gary
LMAO

Jesus Christ.

>(((really smart scientists)))

I guess I've been to busy with the dumb ones.

>OMG! SO CLASSIFIED!!!
I love the eye-rolling tone, its like they have no idea why people would take mismanagement of state secrets seriously

>Tfw you will never vote for "some guy named Gary"

Is he, dare I say /our guy/?

Damn they don't even mention Jill Stein thats pretty cold

OH GOD TELL ME I CANT TAKE THE SUSPENSE

>I'll enforce socialism
>I'll perpetuate the global warming hoax
>I'll encourage women to murder their unborn children at their convenience
This is why I homeschool.

>they let you grab em by the pussy
>let you
>let
>""""without permission""""
I wad laughing at this blantant propaganda, but this one really pissed me off because its not just a strawman, its an outright lie.

This book isnt intended for children. It was made for adult women, by adult women.

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Are we completely sure this isn't a pro-trump thing?

My voting booth, was in my old elementery school. I thought jews where the ones who go to the showers to vote.

>implying it isnt a choose your own adventure where you can pick between a gobalist utopia and literal death camps

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>some guy named gary

I've been here for too long I laughed so much.

>This book isnt intended for children.
> It was made for adult women

I have to ask, is there really a difference?

This....this was in a CHILDRENS BOOK???? No seriously, what do they expect parents reading this to their five year olds to say when they inevitably ask them to explain this image?

GOOD END

YESSSSSSSSSSSS USA USA USA USAAAAAA

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>is there really a difference?
Most children haven't been blacked yet?

Man! Gave me happy flashbacks to November 6th.

Unironically one of the best days of my life. We threw a massive bucket of water on that wicked witch.

Get fucking rekt Jumpsuit

Don't spend money on tf2 and don't play soldier?

kek

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>mfw

IT WAS HER TURN!

>mfw Dubya is just a pot plant
I'm kinda digging this book. Pumpkin President 2020

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