Be Britain

>be Britain
>France just had a revolution and thinks they are tough shit again
>spend 5 minutes destroying their entire fleet
>spend another 5 minutes destroying the rest of europe's fleets too just in case
>literally can't lose now
>bravely decide to never rest until French tyranny has been crushed once and for all
>bravely decide to fight to the very last Austrian
>France kills all the Austrians
>Bravely decide to fight to the very last Prussian
>France kills all the Prussians
>Bravely decide to fight to the last Iberian
>France kills all the Iberians
>Bravely decide to the last Russian
>France kills all the Russians
>But they all freeze to death
>win the war
>put Napoleon in the naughty corner
>He escapes from the naughty corner
>these Europeans are useless
>if you need something done you have to do it yourself
>decide to fight a final showdown
>Britain vs France the old rivalry all comes down to this
>The Battle of Waterloo
>Bravely decide to fight to the last Scot

Why is Britain so good at war?

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Uhhhhh yeah we wuz empire n shiet lmao

Sad!

well you mentioned the scots, and could have mentioned the Irish who did most of the fighting (and of course wellington was Irish) . Welsh were not bad troops too, under white officers. (Battle of Rourkes Drift they were half Cornish, not welsh, and commanded by an Irishman...)

Sad!

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I think you've missed something:
>60% of our enemies at Waterloo were germans (40% with Prussians only)
>20% were british

But yes the anglos like to rewrite history to look better. And burgers, their fellow ebglish speakers, just swallow those lies without question. Nothing new here.

>all these mad continentals

You're free thanks to some of those continentals sweety.

Because ANGLO MASTER RACE!!!!

If most of the UK troops were celts, how many actual english were at Waterloo? 5000? 10000?

It was France who enabled the US as we now know it to come into existence. Read up on the Louisiana purchase.

What about us greatest ally?

He only sold it because he couldn't keep hold of it. He had to give it away.

>be Britain
>have inferiority complex
>start retarded threads on Sup Forums
>have /britpol/ 24/7/365 because bongs don't work

all adds up

I got u bro

Thanks, bro. We shall smash all out enemies, EU, the frogs, the germanistan, the spanish and divide the spoils among us. Long live the Iberian Anglo union.

Anglo excellence

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Some talk of Alexander,
And some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander,
And such great names as these.
But of all the world's great heroes,
There's none that can compare
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row,
To the British Grenadiers.
Those heroes of antiquity
Ne'er saw a cannon ball
Or knew the force of powder
To slay their foes withall.
But our brave boys do know it,
And banish all their fears,
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
For the British Grenadiers.
Whene'er we are commanded
To storm the palisades
Our leaders march with fusees,
And we with hand grenades.
We throw them from the glacis,
About the enemies' ears.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
The British Grenadiers.
And when the siege is over,
We to the town repair
The townsmen cry, "Hurra, boys,
Here comes a Grenadier!"
Here come the Grenadiers, my boys,
Who know no doubts or fears!
Then sing tow, row, row, row, row, row,
The British Grenadiers.
Then let us fill a bumper,
And drink a health to those
Who carry caps and pouches,
And wear the louped clothes.
May they and their commanders
Live happy all their years
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row,
For the British Grenadiers.

>He thinks getting cucked by the Germans FOUR TIMES in the last 200 years is any better

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his head is resting on a Union Jack pillow kek

Fenians are simply lower then human

>get entire economy bought up by Rothschilds for a percent of a percent of yesterday's asking price