Junji Ito thread? Junji Ito thread
Dumping "She is a slow walker"
Junji Ito thread? Junji Ito thread
Dumping "She is a slow walker"
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what?
What the actual fuck is this
Everytime I think Ito can't surprise me anymore he pulls shit like this.
this oneshot is awesome. Creepy scenes, while still being fun, original and weird as fuck. Ito never disappoints me.
I really want to see the adventures of glacially slow zombie and lightspeed Usain Bolt zombie continue :(
That is some dedication to her beliefs. Even in death.
>you will never be a zombie with access to the Speed Force that dates a qt slowmo zombie girl
It hurts, bros.
Will Junji Ito ever top his Shit-merchant short story?
If she's a slow walker then she can't make a run for it before I rape her.
Wait a second, I didn't know the guy was actually having sex with the Zombie. Holy shit that's awesome.
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So could he stick his dick in her mouth and pull it out before she bites?
How did you NOT see that coming?
Honestly if I was about to die I'd fuck her before eating her.
But she stinks
He's been living with her for months he probably can't even smell it anymore.
Ito always leaves me at a loss for words.
Yea, I love the faces he draws.
Fast zombies are waaay more dangerous than slow ones because you need riot gear to even compete. On the other hand, fast ones are bound to burn out in less than a month because of the energy needs, while slow ones could live comfortably on 500 calories a day for months or even years.
Kek
If they're dead they don't "live" off calories. They're dead. You're right about fast zombies shooting their load too soon, though. Their legs would fall off faster than the rest of them.
They eat, therefore they must live off something.
But theyre ded tho. Whos to say theyll even stop when theyre just skellies
We're talking about physically possible zombies, so they ought to have some kind of energy they can use to move, slow down mummification and use to power parts of the brain they need.
Walking dead?
Runnind dead?
Hello?
It's just a play on words.
Like a lot of ito's shorter stories, the entire thing is just to set up a little punchline.
The argument was about which one's scarier. I have to agree that the slow ones are more spooky, the last page pretty much shows this. The guy is too fast and the girl is really slow but much creepier.
Slow Zombies are good because they're a metaphor for Death. Running zombies loses metaphorical effectiveness in exchange for mindless action.
>zombies
Shit tier genre, the zombies being so fast and powerful already ruin everything and the explanation for them is always shit.
Wew
WWZ movie says fast ones, no need in energy.
>WWZ
>movie
That's like saying that a doujin is canon to the manga even if it was written by some fujoshi.
They are can't transform food into energy. Are you seen day of the dead.
Oh Junji Ito, you card