Tell us about your black friend

Every white guy has had a black friend. What was yours like? Do you still talk to him? Did he know your political views?

I have a black coworker. Hes pretty cool. He asks me whats up all the time

that's nothing to brag about

he makes my wife screams in pleasure

Heads up, that picture is supposed to display the best of the best for black women.

Notice anything?

Numerous occasions of them appropriating white culture.

Nope, I've had 2 black acquaintances and they needed help with everything.
Fuck your shitty teenpop thread kid

I spot 1 (one) black girl in that photo.

had a black friend in highschool. he was a half breed, mom was white, dad was gone. Freshman year he got put in all t1 classes (retard classes). only ever saw him at lunch and on the bus because of this. There was a really trashy redneck kid on our bus and we always instegated arguments between the two of them. The redneck kid had a limp and a speech impedement, which is what the black kid made fun of him for, while redneck kid would literally call him a nigger to his face. we always shit on the kid, one day one of my friends took his backpack and smashed it on the ground, and ended up breaking his ipad which was in the bag. the black kid cried. eventually he got held back so we stopped talking to him

a guy i met in highschool from french overseas
one of the funniest lad i ever had, smart and with great taste in films and tv shows
he's literally the only guy i know who love sopranos and the wire

Yeah.
I swear to God, 9 out of 9 times I've been in a team with blacks from all backgrounds, I've regretted it.

He's a NEET like me and has shit tastes in waifus.

had one, was a funny guy, we hung out a lot and played on his dreamcast, played some basketball at the park. One day moved away to a different city without saying anything in 5th grade. Years later found him on fb messeaged him if he remembers me. he does. next thing he said was "do you gangbang?"
didn't know at the time wtf that meant, he explained to me and I told him no. He never messaged me back after that...

rip was hoping we would hang out again, but I saw all his pics n shit on fb of him throwing gang signs n shit. Dude was never like that before he moved dunno wtf happen :/

QUEBEC FTW

When I was a little girl. Around the age of 13-14, I had a black friend. She was pretty chill. She got in trouble sometimes, listened to rap, and got me into listening to it. My dad didn't like that I started listening to rap, because before than I liked classical music a lot, bluegrass, and old rock. It comforted me. Especially Hank Williams.

The nigger got me listening to rap music, Lil Kim. Where she talks about getting her pussy ate and stuff. Anyways this was the time when everyone started getting computers in their household. So I listened to this music on the PC. My dad didn't know how bad it was.

One day I beg him to get me a Lil Kim CD. He has no idea what she raps etc. I had all A's and I hadn't asked for anything in a long time. Always kept up with my chores etc, so he said yes. We went and got the CD. I'd also like to say, that getting CD's were still the norm even with computers. Smartphones hadn't really got big yet so yeah, and limewire you could get virus's. I didn't know much about computers back then anyways, desu still don't.

The album cover was the picture. Maybe it was her older one, I forgot, but you get the point they are all like that. My dad didn't see the album cover because I went in and got the CD. They put it in a bag, and I opened it without my dad seeing. I wasn't trying to hide it, just he didn't see. I put the CD in and skipped to one of my favorite songs, in the car.

The song starts off "To all my motherfuckin gettin money hoes, used to selling clothes, and all my ghetto bitches in the projects" and then goes on to talk about sex. My dad instantly took the cd out and threw it out the window (we were on the back roads heading home). He stopped the car, and looked at me and told me if I ever listened to that kind of disgusting shit in his house again he would beat the hell out of me. We went home and I was grounded from everything for a week. All I could do was read, eat, shower, and go to my room. Part 1

knew one during a summer job I had in college. He had recently gotten out of the Marines. Fun guy, sympatico, we thought a lot alike, he was more streetwise, I was more academic.

Saw him again about 5 years later, was very hard to find him. He was morose and had retreated into ghetto life it seemed. Didn't really want to see me, had dropped the interests we had had in common. I was sad to see it. I think the competitive world outside the military did not go well for him.

He didn't encourage continued contact. I haven't tried again. At least 20 years ago now.

I've known lots of black people. I've had no problems with them. To this day I believe that the black problem will be solved when the white liberal problem is dealt with. This should be the main focus. White pride does not mean black hate. Blacks understand this, and white liberals really don't. Focus on the white liberals pol. This is a red pill of glorious truth. Obviously close the borders though...

Mine's aggresive and hits people for no reason

my black boyfriend beats me and im to afraid to break up with him

My only black friend is my drug dealer. He's very well spoken, went to college, and owns his own business, aside from selling pot. Other black people hate him though, because he does not talk like a black person, and he gets shunned by black women because they say
>you're not black enough for me.
Even though he's pretty handsome and in good shape, and has lots of money.

I dont have any black "friends". Have worked with a few and got along fine. It's not like we had to be buds or anything

post pic of yourself

Not a troll? Well it's safer to do something to get away. Heck, get a restraining order if that's what it takes. They grant them easily, they'll assume you're telling the truth.

tits?

Nigger enabler.

>What was yours like?
Former scout sniper, former "contractor" overseas. Bad ass and hilarious
>Do you still talk to him?
Yeah we're pretty close
>Did he know your political views?
Yeah he's stalwart conservative. Beautiful family, strong father figure, great guy.

He came from a strong family unit, so that says something

He's also dark as fuck. Like black black

Never had a friend, but there was a guy in my senior school, who kinda hanged out with us, or we with him. He was a bit socially retarded and couldn't read situations well. Sometimes it was funny, sometimes just awkward. He was always doing this weird freestyle/rap sounds, just like all this SKRAAAAA CHING BANG BANG DIPPPI DONG and posting inspirational stuff on Facebook with lambos and some quotes about respect. Once I was sitting just behind him and witnessed how he used almost 50 minutes reading a Wikipedia article about banana. He switched to blueberry. That's the only time I saw him reading something educational on his own initiative.

My black friends are from the mirror world lol. The ones that grew up in the white suburbs with every possible opportunity became nothing and call everything racist. The ones that grew up poor in the south or in the ghetto are really smart and caring people.

Part 2:

Anyways so one day I decide to invite my lil nig friend over. My dad said nigger all the time, but I didn't think he actually hated black people. We live in the south.

So I invite her over, and my dad was at work. He's a single dad btw. My mom died.

She was at my house for about two hours, and then my dad got off work. He comes home, and we are in our room. He yells for me, and her to come out. He just stares at this nigger for a minute. Then he tells us to go get jackets we are going out to eat. We go out to eat, and to my surprise my dad speaks freely. Says nigger as much as he usually does. In the car he starts talking about how niggers are the downfall to society etc. I'm completely embarrassed. I was just a little girl, and she was my friend. When we get back to my house, my dad tells the girl to get her stuff and he will drive her home. He takes her home, drops her off, and then comes back.

He sits me down and talks to me and tells me that if I ever bring a nigger in the house again he will kick me out and I can go live with them. That he wasn't raising a child just to end up being some race mixing whore. That it explained me listening to filth, and I'd probably end up on drugs if I kept hanging out with niggers, and he wasn't having it in his house.

Back then I really didn't understand at all why he could hate black people. I thought he was ignorant. But I knew my dad was serious by the way he spoke to me, and I was really scared he would kick me out. So I stopped hanging out with the nigger, and I lived in the south so no other niggers around.

Besides those two times, my dad always treated me with respect, and taught me a lot. He was a great dad that never yelled at me or anything.

When I got older, I understood more. I know now that niggers are disgusting and the more you see them in person the more you are actually disgusted by them. The niggers mother was a drug addict, and the girl I found on facebook ended up on drugs btw.

Take your white knight ass back to where you came from. Fucking idiot.

>he used almost 50 minutes reading a Wikipedia article about banana
kek

He childhood black friend became a drug dealer and is now in jail.

Please tell me this story ends with fucking black guys.

Please.

No. PLEASE.

I am a 30 year old 300 lb middle class white motherfucker. Broke dick from too much disgusting porn. I can literally only fap to true accounts of little white bitches getting corrupted and torn up by superior pitch black cock.

Black women are worse than white women desu, at least the ghetto ones (which are the only ones who would really care if he talks black or not). If he's smart he won't want anything to do with them anyway.

His name's Zach, we call him Blachary. He's kind of stupid

Whether or not Sup Forums considers me white I did had a black friend, he was really chill and a nerd, he acted normal but was creepily gay sometimes

If he's really beating her she should be able to get away. If she's lying she's lying. Some women are actually in bad situations, though many are exaggerating it.

If she doesn't take this advice, it reinforces the idea that she's consenting to the status quo, she chooses it.

Hi OP

I don't have a "black friend". I'm 37 and I haven't even talked to a black person in my life, nor do I can recollect a moment in my life when a black person had said something to me. I've seen few, but seeing one is not a reason to start some random conversation with a stranger. So no. None of my friends are black, none of my friends friends are black. I live in a town of some 60k people.

#Blessed ?

post pics to prove you aren't a Sup Forums tier LARPer

Truth

>Once I was sitting just behind him and witnessed how he used almost 50 minutes reading a Wikipedia article about banana.
My actual sides.

half of these females will birth black boys who will be on a fast track straight to prison.

the other half will spend their lives either trying to rope in some witless white boy, or moan about how there are "no good black men"

I hire somali maids to wash my dishes, do the laundry and clean the floor.

Literally only 2 of those cunts are 100% nigger. The rest are halfbreeds.

I've worked with a few, one was Christian and did his work like everybody else, the other was late all the time and got fired. There was only some smalltalk so I didn't really know them.

You can't fix low IQ and gene induced violent behavior.

Cultural appropriation isn't a thing dumbass. White culture, black culture, Samoan culture etc. isn't a protected, sacred thing.

he's martiniquais lol

We play Fighting games, Magic, and DnD together. We also talk Anime sometime. Pretty good dude, works at a bank and is predominantly French Canadian.

>mom was white, dad was gone
Kek

They made it a thing to weaponize it against us. We need to call them out now.

>he used almost 50 minutes reading a Wikipedia article about banana
lel

Short part 3:

My dad was 100% right. If I kept hanging out with her I probably would have ended up a whore or on drugs.

I'm 25 now, a virgin, never did drugs or drank. I'm very conservative and want tons of white children. I have no non-white friends, and I don't even associate in any way with someone who isn't white.


Moral of the story, a good father who is there, and makes sure you don't hang around niggers, will make a good daughter.

For all men here, if you have a daughter, go out of your way to make sure your daughter isn't around niggers. Even if you have to move to another town or state. Be there for your daughter. There was one nigger in my whole school, I talked to her, and within a day she had me listening to whore music.

He watched anime, he used to on on about muh dik where da wyyte women be at and then I threatened to muh dik his sister. Regardless he was pretty amusing

Yeah, sounds a bit stereotypical, but that happened. Tbh I visited the same article after that out of curiosity.

Why the hell would you aid and abet a nigger by befriending them?

fake and gay, should have ended with part 2, it was almost believable

We hired a new guy at work. He was apparently an Engineer but was as dumb as dog shit. Was actually scared that he'd chimp out one day because of all the black hate threads on here. Seemed pretty nice. Grew up here but his family was from Congo.

Imagine how much money those nigresses will spend on their "herr" over a lifetime

>Be white half-jew
>Friend is also white half-jew
>Black friend gets in car with friend
>Call my white jew friend a nigger
>Black guy never talks to me again

welp.

i saw his dad once in 5th grade at a football game. he was like 7ft tall and fucking dark, looked like a true african. One time in middle school we had a party for history class and the nigga brought in two gallon jugs with no labels on them filled with what he called "purple drink." It sounds fake but i shit you not this happened.

i bet you are fat and quite sad.

99% fairweather friends

>Implying that i have ever had a friend

Half of black guys are alright. 100% of their women are cancerous garbage. I hate miscegnation but on the part of the nigger man I almost can't blame him.

I have a black friend who honestly is one of the biggest fascists ive ever known,the dude knows everyhthing about the nazis and wants to create a fascist state in his home country

Nope. Don't know any black people.

I had 1 black friend when I was in elementary school. He was the only black kid in the school, and me and the rest could always get along with him.
Didn't spoke to him after we got to high school.
Last time I heard of him he was doing time in juvenile prison for selling cocaine and raping some grill

>25
>virgin

you're fucked up in another way. go get a man and have some kids instead of LARPING on Sup Forums

by being a virgin and not completely fucked in the head you already belong to the top 5%

Based dad

..Ha, who are they trying to fool? Black women in a Sun dress? Not even white women wear them anymore cause their all sluts or butch,fuck out of here with that

Some black chicks pay over 300 bucks just for "real human hair". They do this every couple of months, so they prolly end up spending over 100k in hair throughout their lifetime.

>A black friend
>A
Lol I love the condescending tone this slide thread presents. It's both obvious and subtle. The first is to pressure leftists into virtue signaling that they have MANY black friends and are somehow not racist. The subtle bait is getting racists to feel insecure for supposedly not having black friends, as if race makes a difference.

This thread is largely white shaming as it does not credit white women with birthing black children. As we all know, the black community considers all mixed children "black", to give a larger pressure on the child to adopt black culture. In truth, it's up to the child how they identify, as they are both and also neither. In whatever case, it's not for you to judge - it's not even our place to judge. However, who we keep connection with and hold close to our heart is none of your business.

tl;dr I thought race didn't matter.

underrated

Had a black acquaintance during high school
I called him a nigger all the time and he really only chimped out the first time I said it, but he got over it

We have a token black guy in our prepper / gun / outdoors shit group of about 15 guys. He is an ok dude, works 2 jobs, wifed up a super fat white chick, pretty chill dude overall. He even makes fun of niggers sometimes, likw when a pack of them got into a fight (not with our group) at this Dave & Busters type of place we were all at. He said "man, you get a group of niggas in one place and they are sure to start fighting" or something to that effect. The niggers that took over my old neighborhood were ghetto Chicago niggers that were being pushed out of the city.

When I moved to a new school in grade 5 my first friend was a black kid. I found out he lived down the street from me and we hung out outside of school all the time.

In grade 9 he was kicked out of school for giving a kid two black eyes for not giving him a drink from his can of pop.

In grade 11 I woke up one day to find out he murdered some Asian kid as a party the night before. The Azn pulled a knife on my friend and my friend easily took it away from him and stabbed him 17 times. He tried to claim self defence but he stabbed him too many times. He was deported back to Oklahoma where he was born and I never saw him again

I don't talk to my black friend anymore. he now lives in an anarchist squat, and is an organizer for antifa. i'm financially successful, own my own home ect... ran into him a few months ago and it made me sad to see him living the way he does into his 30's.

what's interesting is his mom is jewish and his dad is a black guy that didn't stick around. i wish i wasn't making that up. makes it hard to not believe in stereotypes desu

Just needed to add more because part 2 ran out of space.

Believe it or not, idc. Just wanted to talk about my one nigger friend. I usually don't talk about real life here, but figured it would add to the discussion.

I once knew a black kid. He had some fun games on his console. He acted as non-black as you can reasonably expect from a guy that wasn't brought up in a city.
My only regret was not remembering the game's name when I moved away. Also his sister was pretty hot but considering we were like 10 and 8 at the time I'm not sure whether I'd think the same today.

One of my favorite webms, this is that 1 of ~100 negresses that i actually find attractive.

same here. nothing makes my scream in ecstasy like a black buck fully activating her melanin receptors while his BBC fills here with superior negro seed.

I had a black roommate. He was a great dude, little bit of a man child though, didn't know how to cook or do laundry or drive. He was a lot of fun and pretty smart, we would genially argue politics all the time.

I hanged out with a pretty chill black dude, but he was from Kenya so I don't think it counts. His russian was horrible but he spoke proper english, although very inorganically, like he was constantly reading aloud. I think he was depressed or just socially horrible, very shy and passive, even worse when drinking - he basically shut down and just stared solemnly at furniture. Somewhat smart, I guess, insanely good at mtg but boring to play against. Went back after his three months as an exchange student.

Pretty cool guy actually. I was a freshman in college and he was a sebior RA and he gave me a heads-up when I nearly joined the Lyndon LaRouche cult.

>Every white guy has had a black friend
Americans only thread?

still waiting for pics

Sudanese refugee, came here when he was ~7, got placed in a white househould in a rural place (so no chance for bad influence by other immigrants), biggest racist I know. He's the first one to tell blacks to GTFO because they're wasting their chance of getting a better life here by not trying to learn the language or getting educated.

Pretty much the posterboy of how immigrants should be integrated, he probably has his demons because of what he experienced before he came here, but hopefully nothing that'll resurface to ruin anything.

As a Canadian, I've literally never had a black friend or spoken to one

I have a boyfriend already, waiting for us to get married to have sex. Plan to have 5-6 kids. Been with him for years. I wanted to make sure he wasn't a deadbeat before getting married.

Nigresses aren't attractive because they look good. They are attractive because they are a bit stupid and lewd.

Yeah but you can see eye to eye with a black, and they generally understand racial difference when pushed in the right direction. This means they can be politically amenable to preventing white genocide. White liberals are the enablers of the open border. Its a kind of feedback loop between the two. Attacking white liberals is overall more productive when aiming at saving the white populations of Europe and America. When we leave the non whites to care for themselves and close the borders, the problem will solve itself.

i agree with this. white liberals are the root of the black problem.

Haven't had a black friend since high school, he was sort of a class clown type of person. Last I heard he got brainwashed into joining Jehovah Witnesses.

no black friends

I live in Finland. Blacks are totally disconnected from everyday white life. I have never had a black friend. I know blacks but they're completely different people and there's nothing that would connect them to me other than the insides of my wallet. Somalis hang out with somalis in their somali groups speaking somalian and stealing from Finns.

If you're friends with one here, you're a fucking weirdo.

Seek help you degenerate faggot.

Kek. He was the first real friend I made at my second high school. A lot like me. Intelligent, quiet, artistic. I took him to his first punk show, he took me to pick up games in the park. Only friend who came to my college graduation. Rode 6 hours on greyhound to get there. We lose track of eachother every few years, but we are still in touch. We never talked politics.

My black friend got into medical school based on his skin color

my group of friends liked this one black guy but I never trusted him and then it turned out he was stealing from half of them haha

He don't know but he's not a degenerate no so I'm cool with him.

Also he just half cause there no nogs in leaf land. Only gooks n' loos

Literally named Tyrone and sold me weed. Chill guy, liked hippie music and playing video games. He would fit in culturally with most white middle class millennials. Probably voted Obama and Bernie. I don't use drugs anymore so I stopped hanging with him.