Girls und Panzer, GuP, /ak/

I'm gonna make user an offer he can't refuse.

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Does it involve vomiting?

Xth for Yukari!

Was this really your initial question?

5 Minutes, you know the drill. (actually make it 10, some people might wanna skim the recap image)

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Yes, this is important.

Touche.

Enough tumblr erp shit already.

I got a pizza caption, it's like pottery

Why? It's GuP related, this is the GuP thread what's wrong?

It's also something more to do than argue between Yukarifags and Erikafags.

The proxy dude had the right idea.

Seriously though where the hell did the idea that tumblr does this even come from

They wouldn'tve even had a "Rape Momo" option.

>erp

Sometimes I feel bad garupans don't exist

Then I remember that if they don't exist nobody else will have them

I wanna feed Duce my pasta.

You fags better thank that proxy guy for forcing new voting.
Now the most retarded option isn't winning.

Thank you based proxy guy.

The Duce is mine, you can't feed her your pasta

Can we tone back the guy's Rance streaks a bit
Declaring our love for Arisa AS SHE CATCHES US was about the stupidest thing you could do, even worse than option #2 was, yet everyone thought that was the 'romantic' option. The REAL best choice was to do and say NOTHING and let Arisa react first.

but no everybody wants the MC from Thunderbolt so this is what we're stuck with

Proxyfag here, love you too.

Wouldn't people have ended up voting the same though?

But surely there are plenty of garupans to go around?

Watch me.

They exist in our hearts. We are the garupans.

Yeah, everything was pretty good up until then, then we had a whole streak of clusterfucks after Arisa went to sleep.

Thats why you change the options.

Deep down we are all Yukari

fuck off generals

>Autism
>Loves tanks
Yeh fuck you're right

Do you say the same in the MonMusu thread?

The only reason Yukari is appealing to anons is that she's modeled after them
The series is a giant wish fulfillment wankfest for history nerds and tank buffs
There are not and will never be a large population of female military history enthusiasts
None of them would be cute
And they still wouldn't want to be with you

S-same

bluddy late ere in britbongland see you lads in the morn

So what you're saying is... 2D is superior.

>Late
Lad it's hald past 11, stay on you wimp.

It's 23 and a 'alf bongs you wanker
My gran stays awake longer than you

Was there ever any doubt?

>And they still wouldn't want to be with you
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why not?

You shrug your shoulders slightly and grin smugly, shaking your head in response "I can tell you right now they haven't followed me, can't tell you why, but trust me." you say coolly. “You what!?---” Pepperoni jumps up from her seat to start arguing with you, but the Duce puts her hand up “Pepperoni, sit down.” she says calmly. “But Duce!” Pepperoni protests. “Sit. Down.” the Duce says sternly now, Pepperoni sits down looking angrily at the ground. The Duce turns back to you, “Kid, I don't know what you did, but I can tell you ain't lyin'” She says with a smirk “Most people who run into Pravda are either dead, or out of their minds, I know I've seen that girl somewhere before as well, the Tower's footstool I believe...Dunno how you got her to tag along with you, but you did something crazy I would imagine.”, you simply grin in response, “So, what kind of jobs you think would suit you the most?” She says in her Raspy tone, as she sucks on her Cigar once more.

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>Not staying up all night for nearly 3 days in a row reading CYOA

>Selling Booze
>Collecting Money
>No "Special Jobs" that will throw us into full Hotline Oorari.

Well, we WERE drug peddlers, so selling is our strong suit.

You don't do special jobs straight up you nigger. You have to earn trust in the Family first. Do you even mafia?

>Do you even mafia?
Uhh...

Flashes back to playing Mafia 2, going on murder sprees.

Gotta prove prove our worth to the family. Show them how to professionally roll joints or take money. The shruooms man.

It's for the family so it's alright. Also Mafia III announced. Go figure.

Campus guard is as close as we'll get

>campus guard
>huge opportunity to go full Rance on Anzio students

>Mafia III announced.
Yeah but it takes place in the 60's when the Government was really cracking down on organized crime.

At the same time you play as a Vietnam vet in the 60's, so you can mow down Hippies with a M16A1.

Nigga you just can't roll into Godmother's house and be like "Sup bitch, gib me special job and a baseball bat to crush every russian skull that stands between me and my new assignment. Get it?"

>Not wanting to mow down Hippies with an M60

Touche.

This. Anzio parties yeah.

The mafia was at it's height of power in the 60s and early 70s.

>so you can mow down Hippies with a M16A1.
Shit, I want it now.

Not defending Tony Montana and his mansion as a super crazy hippie with M48 MBT with Ma Deuce in one hand and the other the M60 GPMG shouting GOOKS IN THE WIRE.

A damn shame it takes place in New Orleans and not Washington. Mow those fucks down by the truckload.

Hopefully we get a part of the story where we're in the shit.

>you are a racemixed guy with an M16 with military training ready to kill hippies
my dick is ready

>Implying that the mafia hasn't just got more sneaky

Great, now I want to dual-wield M60's

>it ain't I me starts playing

IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
AIN'T NO FORTUNATE SON

How strangely appro.

...and I'm suddenly imagining her to be quite ripped under that pirate uniform

>Singing Fortune Son as you drive a M551 Sheridan down the street as cops try to stop you.

Vote guys

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I would bang any of my forefather's tanks.

>Which WW2 tank would you most like to bang?

Isn't it obvious?

>septic tank

With that picture you should've had
"GOD BLESS YOU PLEASE
MRS. ROBINSON
HEAVEN HOLDS A PLACE FOR THOSE
WHO PRAY!"

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>tfw while looking for pictures of M60's being held, I saw an AA-12 painted in an MLP style

>these 14 yo horny faggots will grab the first chance to NTR Nina
I hate you guys. Don't play with that innocent angel.

I'm actually one of the $100 kickstarters for that game
I was not disappointed

>you will never play Black Ops for the first time again
damn I love the Vietnam missions

Voted for Hetzer, Kekked for Septic Tank

Nigga you saw how they treated Arisa.

What did you get for donating $100?

Also, did you donate for their latest game, GoGo DPRK?

I thought we are going for the harem route?

>please allow me to introduce myself
>i'm man of wealth and taste
>i've been around for a long, long year
>stole many a man's soul to waste

Only if Nina is okay with it.

I got to pick a tank to be in the game
And no I haven't partially because I'm a bit broke after buying a brits for trump T-shirt and partially because I don't care about it

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Why the fuck are you nostalgiaing for fucking blackcocks of all things? Why not CoD2 or something? You know, an ACTUALLY DECENT entry before 4 heralded the end and 5 ushered it in?

Selling booze just inched ahead

>almost every character is disgusted by user's actions
>muh harem

Which one?

You decide to stick to what you know, rather than gunning for something grander right off the bat.. “I guess I could sell your Grappa for you, Duce. I'm a businessman before anything else, despite my appearance.” You say pointing to your Parka. “Starting from the bottom? Commendable to see someone who doesn't let their greed get the better of them.” The Duce grins at you looking satisfied. “As for your clothes, I think you need something a bit more sharp.” The Duce turns around to the blonde behind her “Carpaccio, get the boy and his girl some new clothes, it has to be fit for our new collector.”. Carpaccio bows her head “Yes Duce.”, you quickly speak up, “Duce, I'm fine being a seller, really. You don't have to make me anything more.” you say with the utmost respect, but the Duce simply shakes her head “You seem a talented boy, selling is for the rabble, you took on Pravda and got out alive, remember?” You bow your head “I understand Duce, thanks for the opportunity.”

Cont-

>haven't been in a GuP thread since the end of June
>have been lurking in a few of these threads over the past few days
What the fuck happened to you guys? Did the lack of new GuP drive you insane?

All the infantry tanks are good taste but the Valentine is the best

Yes. Duh. Also waiting for manga translations and that book thingy that one user did. Or did he do them all already? I saw like 4 of them.

More or less. Now sit down and join the rest.

>not Battlefield Vietnam

I disagree, the best tank to bang would be a cavalry tank. The cromwell to be specific.

May as well crash our sanity with no survivors. S2 never.

>4 year anniversary coming up

It doesn't feel that long ago.

>Implying that we weren't insane already.

You considered being a wise-ass as usual, but this probably isn't the time nor place for it. You lift your head to see the Duce holding out her hand, palm down. You're pretty sure you know what you've got to do.

(it was tied when I check when my 20 minute timer went, so I hybridised.)

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No, eleven years rotting in this hellhole did. I no longer care what I do here and this has my attention right now.

TOG II
[spoilerI've seen the secret route and holy fuck it was great, I can't wait for the lemon patch

black ops was 6 years ago

also my favorite CoD is _3_

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I want to smell Miho's farts