HE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT
Austin Flores
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Josiah Williams
Wtf is that sign?
Zachary Hernandez
>being this new
Jacob Garcia
incredible
Ian Nelson
zodiaaaaaaaaac killer
Kayden Barnes
We're in the timeline where Ted Cruz wen't from Lyin' Ted to Lion Ted and is a shitposter.
Noah Cox
Now my Cruz memes are partially relevant again.
Easton Wood
Ted has some spergs on his staff thats for sure
Jacob Gray
Anyone got webm w/ sound of the shooting range vine?
Jack Green
is ted gonna be /ourguy/? He was always pretty smart at this but he got outsmarted by trump. If he can learn some charisma he could be president.
Henry Cruz
Rat-face actually has a sense of humor? Well color me shocked!
Jose Williams
If any of us could learn it we would be presidents.
Jayden Turner
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Ethan Parker
Did you miss him accidentally liking cuck queen porn on kikebook?
Jason James
TRUE CRUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin Ramirez
what a time to be alive
Justin Nguyen
LMAO IT'S FUCKING REAL
Michael Young
>not knowing about Ted burning assblastdd sports journos
Jaxson Kelly
it would be pretty funny if it wasn't true
Benjamin Nelson
CRUZ'S FATHER KILLED JFK
Isaac Moore
His favorite movie is Princess Bride, he's always had a sense of humor faggot
John Cox
Could someone explain what this means?
Evan Roberts
it means fuck off newfag
Dylan Perry
Did we help break this man? I know most of the damage was caused by Trump but I feel like we're somehow slightly responsible as well. How do you do a hard turnaround from 'Principaled Conservative™' to a shitposter within a year?
Brandon Carter
Where are the MSM articles?
>Cruz jokes about being a serial killer
I mean, if Trump did this, it would be an 8 day push for impeachment 24/7 starting immediately after he did it. Pretty transparent grab at this community actually which is pretty pathetic for a sitting Senator
Daniel Collins
Ted Cruz has really gotten fun since the election. I'm glad he didn't lose his mind like McCain because he couldn't handle it
Caleb Brooks
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Tyler Cruz
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James Wood
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Jayden Mitchell
It's funny how I actually did become a Cruzmissile after the election was already over, when I realized how great Ted Cruz really was.
Ian Foster
All he needed was a little direction and a little encouragement, Kek must have blessed him with visions of the future.
Justin Jones
So do you know what it means or not Mohammed?
Owen Anderson
Fuck this
I am a /cruz/missile now
Asher Torres
yes, it means fuck off newfag
David Sullivan
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
Sebastian Ross
Dahnald...
Isaac Green
I thought Ted Cruz was just a stuffy conservative cocksucker during the election. But the man does drop some tasty bantz and lels from time to time.
Cooper Kelly
Is this the work of the pot hub intern?
Easton Smith
What was the deleted tweet?
Josiah Hernandez
Let's ask Ben "pull the trigger on every nigger" Garrison how he did it.
Adrian Ward
He's literally approaching Trump-tier in terms of shitposting powerlevels.
Christopher Rodriguez
Kek bless Ted Cruz.
Eli Carter
Holy shit, it's real! This is the hardest I've laughed all day.
Cheers Zodiac Killer.
Jacob Sullivan
I Will Be Back for the DELEGATES
Blake Stewart
What is Ted Cruze's power level (After Cell Saga)?
Caleb Hernandez
Cruz 2024
Zachary Scott
Now he just needs to change his profile picture to Kevin from the office and he gets the shitpost crown
Carter Rivera
We elected the wrong Shitposter-in-chief
Jeremiah Hill
Wtf, I'm a #cruzmissile now.
Thomas Hill
Kanye/Cruz 2020
Jace Rivera
By the way, /ourguy/ Ted is going to take on Uncle Bernie tonight in another debate on CNN apparently.
Grayson Rodriguez
Ted had a great redemption arc.
Ayden King
nice
Christian Gomez
He's not Lion Ted until he repeals Hart-Celler.
Xavier Gray
>Month ago: Ted likes porn on his main account
>Today: Ted accepts the memes
>2024: Trump endorses Ted
Camden James
>ted redemption arc
>he'll be converted to a full on shitposter
>then be appointed to the supreme court
Jack Green
Ted Cruz is The Zodiac Killer ??????
IMPOSSIBLE. thehill.com
Logan Bennett
Ted will never be President.
Landon Martinez
Sup Forums tried to meme him into being the zodiac killer during the primaries. I'm assuming the tweet was a response to the CIA refusing to open the JFK files today, and Trump practically insinuated Cruz's dad had something to do with the murder during the campaign
Daniel Powell
...
Owen Long
SCOTUS, hopefully one of those pre-war democrat kikes tips over soon.
Elijah Richardson
Absolutely kekked
Josiah Bailey
We just saw Cruz level up in front of our eyes.
This level of shitposting would not have happened a year ago.
He is finally learning how to maneuver these shit sligners.
Andrew Ortiz
Or an intern who's about to get fired decided to have a little fun after the porn last month.
Dylan Barnes
I like how adolf ist just hanging out in the back.
They are the greatest bromance material out there
Asher Carter
...
Justin Richardson
all he needed to do was accidentally like an incest porn video on twitter for him to completely stop giving a fuck about what he posts on twitter
Jace Sanchez
#cruzmissile incoming!!!! Sound the alarms!
Nicholas Jackson
it's like trump is a Western movie hero
he has his sidekicks, he makes them while progressing through his story arc
you measure the value of a man to his sidekicks
Zachary Sanchez
This is the absolutely best thing all day. Thank you BASED Ted for these many lels.
Thomas Gonzalez
Self awareness is a lot better than cribbing what Trump said on the campaign trail 2 weeks earlier and offering the fake neocon version
Isaac Reed
two weak nerds
Thomas Butler
Sasse & Cruz DP?
Christian Edwards
I'm a #CruzMissile now
William Martinez
Wow cruz is such a nerdy nerd guy lol
he's just like us! We should vote for him
Ryan Roberts
So Ted is actually based.
Wyatt Campbell
look who's talking
Jaxson Lee
Fucking hilarious
David Edwards
can anyone else see an abstract merchant in that?
Nolan Martin
Who here watching the debate tonight?
Michael Cox
....
My God
Sebastian Price
(see image)
Watch Ted trigger.
Josiah Rodriguez
Is the tweet (or the person) he replied to some how related to ted being zodiac?
Is it just the "was framed" part?
Cameron Ross
Wtf I’m a Cruz missile now
Mason Fisher
Goebbels looks like the joker in suicide squad
James James
I knew Valerie Solanas was a red herring.
David Collins
That's a big shitpost
Colton Wood
my sides kek, have a (you)
Joseph Hernandez
Spot the shills.
Tyler Wright
God damn. Will you newfags stop spoonfeeding other newfags.
Fuck off both of you
Brandon Howard
talking about insanity
Tyler Jenkins
I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND ALL THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE. EBEORIETEMETHHPITI
Juan Rogers
He is not even in his final form
Jaxson Peterson
No
Only skellegates memes are still viable
Nicholas Morales
No most of us would go 14/88 and start a bloody war because it's what is required
Hudson Wilson
Holy fuck its real, man i love him now but i feel like he wouldnt have been the same if he didnt experience the downfall of the primaries.
Chase Brown
He finally got it.
I am now a #cruzmissile.
Andrew Taylor
holy shit
Carson Adams
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Parker Butler
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