Monster Musume Thread

These are not weapons of mass destruction. These are weapons of mass erection.

First for Tio's horn

i want her lap

Tio is literally perfect
Good job OP

They're abit too big for my liking. Rachnera's are perfect

She's a big lady.

Tio is not cute.
She smears food across her face like an autist and probably has diabetes from all those snacks.

Also large breasts sag earlier. By the time she's 40 she'll have deflated like a paper bag of helium.

UUUU

She's extremely cute in spite of what you said

>Also large breasts sag earlier
Yes. Flat is justice!

user, have you read the manga or seen the anime? Tio is an Ogre, she walked her head through Darling's wall and also launched a vending machine. I think she burns enough calories to deal with the sweets.

Reminder that there Cerea is CUTE

Run birb is best birb.

Anyway, weren't we loving on Tio? Because Tio loves on us.

As long as it's this design of runbird, and not the one from the game. You are indeed both correct, Runbird is superior.

I want to paint her nails

Of course.

>Runbird is superior
You want to fight or something? You don't get to insult Papi like that.
A man's waifu is a man's laifu.

user, that's lewd.

Tall girls are best girls.

someone post all the monster variations

Not insulting Papi friend, I just like run birb better.

Have a nice Papi.

Her tits and size kills people. Trolls, Giantess, Oni and Ogres need to be deported.

i want to rub her legs after she comes back from a run

Is this a face of mercy?

I want to rub her abs as she lays an egg.

Why?
Gigantes a cute

They are monsters, probably their tits won't sag.
Still, the ideal size for me is pic related

Have this

>deported
That's not how you spell "loved", user.

Why don't you like tall and stronk

Papi is fine.
Some of us just prefer tall delicious Runbird.

Damn you, I was trying to concentrate. Now all I can think about is Runbird abs.

Maybe he was bullied by tall and stronk gurl in school.

I wish a tall and stronk girl would bully my penis

Too big.

...

but Papi doesn't have pubes, we saw for sure in the egg scene
>Chromatic aberration
I am disappoint, waste of good line-drawing
>comes back
>implying you aren't running w/ her
>not CX with runbird
what are you, another hamplanet from /fit/?
Tio has bulimia, go save her

Ignore the runbirb's abs and thighs, post papi instead.

>comes back
>implying you aren't running w/ her
You're implying that you could keep up with her.
You're also implying that she has any other pace than "faster than you"

Strap training weights to her wrists and ankles.

>You're implying that you could keep up with her.
>You're also implying that she has any other pace than "faster than you"
remember the 3 step rule, she'll forget where she's going almost instantly

this is funbirb's fatal flaw

Somehow I doubt that trot-turkey has the same 3 step rule.

3 klick rule.

That would make sense actually.

>She keeps losing races because she forgets where the finish line is half way through

Don't birds have a homing instinct?
She'll be back home eventually.

I want Tio to give me her ogreload.

What if she gets lost in a magnet factory?

They kill men with their giant hands.
Large women aren't to be loved.
user, they are men with fake tits.

RIP Birb

>During the full moon Tio blocks traffic on a bridge and requires people to pay tolls in order to pass
That's how she can afford all the snacks on a public servant's salary

Would spider be a good mother?

I want to drink tea with Cerea.

Giant hands you say?

I'm a big fan of
BIG
MEATY
PAWS

No, she's a fucking whore.

Or drunk Tio yelling "Get out from my swamp!"

She's basically SWAT man, maybe even higher. SAS perhaps.

>Or drunk Tio yelling "Get aht from mah swomp!"
FTYF

Speaking from experience, are we?

No user. No handjobs from Giantess. You have to get them from human women.

Handjobs from Gigantess, you say?

>he doesn't like girls with big hands

>Large women aren't to be loved.

By the sounds of things neither are you.

RIP in pieces, glass table

I liked it better when we didn't know what her nipples looked like.

I wan(t) to squish her paw pads.

>that skewed head
Remember, drawfags, drawing the head and face right is ALWAYS priority #1. No matter how rockin' her body looks, if the face looks iffy no one will save it.

No.
Saying I like Polt, user?
user, if you see a large woman in real life, you'll run from her.

>user, if you see a large woman in real life, you'll run from her.

If I see any woman in real life I generally run from her. We're talking about 2D here, user.

what do the red markings mean?

In the hope that she chases me and we bond over our mutual love of reenacting scenes from Jurassic Park

This nigga gets it.

Are you normie or what?
Why we should run from taller girl?

Her weak points, attack them for massive damage.

>being this much of a low test fag

>tfw you will never attack Polt's weak points for massive doggie damage.

Touch the cow.

>you will never do a morning jog with Polt, and a 2 km run after that

I'd go outside just for her only

Then run from any Ogres, Trolls, and any large species.
No user.
Cause they want to go around picking on small sizs men and bully us because we are weak.
You just love muscular women, user. Is it for the femdom fetish?

ADVENTURES OF KOBOLD AND LAND ANIMAL
>every episode coyote tries to catch the bird
>every time it ends in something lewd
>attempt #38
>coyote sets up a cataPOLT to crush the road runner
>it snags her top and pulls it off on the way
>misses completely
>attempt #46
>Polt is writing a plan on a blackboard; put a cake under a box to lure Land Animal, then when she comes to eat it, drop the box
>Collects flour and milk from her kitchen to bake the cake
>No eggs
>Looks outside
>Land Animal is there, looking unconfortable and rubbing her tummy
>Polt walks outside
>Holds up a sign with an egg on it
>Land Animal looks down at her belly and nods sadly
>5 minutes of Polt massaging Land Animal's midriff as she moans softly
>Egg is finally laid
>Polt goes back inside and cooks the cake, then assembles the trap
>Land Animal comes and eats the cake
>Polt pulls the string
>Nothing happens, Land Animal runs away
>Polt goes to inspect the trap
>Box falls on her

Goat is GOAT!

Why do I find this so amusing.

I just want a /fit/ grill to lift with

We all do brah.
We all do.

We all do.

My gym is full of old women though, I don't like living in a small village.

10/10 would watch this cartoon

If I had to guess, places for highlights. Like where the light is reflected off an object.

>Dat cow girl
user, she exist for the giant boob fetish. Not to be fit.

Because that schtick has been translated to every medium and every language.
It's a reliable way of getting a cheap laugh out of an audience.

Pic related is Sup Forums partaking in it.

>would buy Blurays/10

She is in good shape to support those tits tho.

That's a different girl, learn your cows.

Or that her tits are helium balloons and fake.

Sorry lad. I'll do my cow research next time before posting.

This cow still has a nice back.

No user.
She's just continuously keeping her pecs flexed to keep her boobs up.

No worries lad, they're both GraphiteKnight characters. Report back in 15 minutes.

user, she can't lift. All she does is being a bimbo. She's a Tio.

Doppel is the Superior Girl

inb4 soup rear

Darling is the Superior Boy

I'd gladly support her tits and lift them to get in shape.