Cruz vs. Sanders Debate -- Thread #3: Don't Interrupt Me Interrupting You

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Reminder Time Traveller John warned us in advance (((Sheldon Adelson))) was behind the fuckery in Vegas.

He invested in security stocks right before and wants a war with Iran

second

Cruz just shot out from behind that stand.

nigger

Emily Jean is amazing

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bernie 2020

america is gonna have denmark level healthcare by 2020 and theres nothing you idiot capitalists can do about it

What will Bernie's whacky catch phrase be for the upcoming Sanders & Cruz sitcom?

Cruz figured out you have to pander to women, because they are basically children

>THINK OF DA BABIES
>OY VEY EIGHT MONTH FETUSES AREN'T PEOPLE

wtf is bernie even saying. he just spewed a bunch of emotional bullshit

>America isn't about giving tax breaks to billionaires, its about giving gibs to niggers!!!

>4,095 watching now

JUST

>Ted p-plz dont completely BTFO my entire argument

MUH 1 PERCENT OF 1 PERCENT

Who won?

>This music on CNN

Billionairzinga!

>denmark level healthcare
>what is state capitalism
capitalism wins again

MATCH MY DONATION REDDIT BERNIE CAN STILL WIN

this. just got here. what's the verdict?

Millionaires and Billionares

I'll give it to Bernie, he's commie to the core. Gotta admire that murderous slyness.

I hope he dies in his sleep tonight, stupid faggot.

Oy Vey

These 2 actually must actually be pretty good friends. Top-tier comedy duo.

Can any dane explain why bernie is so fucking obsessed with them

Cruz got Bernie to go from
>You will not pay more taxes. Only the rich will
to
>You will pay more taxes, but think of the benefits you'll receive for paying more taxes.

see
Weed man got btfo

I'd be surprised if that were the case. They're both trying to stay in the spotlight for potential Presidential runs in the future.

>These 2 actually must be controlled opposition. Top-tier comedy duo.

They have to take a break everytime Cruz gets on a roll

Cruz. He got Bernie to admit that he wants to raise everyone's taxes

>(((kochs)))
>don't (((despise))) trump
LOL!

>Blacks complaining about what was done not being enough

God they are so infuriating

How do people fall for the socialism ruse?

Cruz: LOWER taxes for EVERYONE

Sanders: RAISE taxes on EVERYONE

>you say potato and I say WE MUST TAX THE ONE PERCENT 99 PERCENT

FREE CRUISE!
>If you attend the timeshare presentation that lasts the entire cruise

I believe that's how

Where am I again?

but muh 1% tho

>Bernie, did you eat all my cake?
>Don't worry, I left you the top 1 percent

Kennedy and Nixon were great friends too but politics got in the way a bit, Nixon gifted Kennedy a "Debate Rules" book for his last birthday.

I think Ted and Bernie are friends in some degree.

Where my Cruise missiles at? Fire away.

They have completely opposite values. I highly doubt it.

They give him an excuse to cite universal healthcare in other nations working while ignoring their racial demographics, tax codes and population sizes (even funnier given his own state of Vermont, smaller than any scandinavian nation, admitted it would be too pricey to implement).

I love how Bernie didn't even counter that point at the end because he knew he was right.

>"Hey Bernie, did you go to the store to get some reduced fat milk?"
>"That is correct Ted."
>"Which kind did ya get?"
>Bernie looks directly at the camera " The 1% percent"

>muh marxist class warfare rhetoric

Poorfags and privileged college kids

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I'm not a communist -- I'm a socialist!!

*useful idiots

>no refunds!

Cruz = Traitor

>FREE*!
*some exceptions apply
captcha: private property.

>(((they)))
dana (((bash))) is a longtime cia asset.

Because they use 95%+ homogeneous white, tiny countries as examples of how "socialist" countries work.

Wow USA so white. Le 59% faces

Not just that, but countries with virtually no military and who depend on the US for all their defensive needs, and are facing a complete collapse of their healthcare and welfare systems.

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I have not watched CNN since the election and I am glad to see those dirty rat Jews have not learned from their 2016 mistakes.

(((Jake Tapper))) and (((Dana Bash))) team up with (((Bernie Sanders))) to take on Ted Cruz.

#ThreeJewsAndACruz

We also have massive waiting lists and bed shortages for healthcare. I'm guessing that's not an issue in the States?

>CNN "The Most Trusted Name in News (tm)"

I wouldn't trust them with giving me the time of day who the fuck do they think they are kidding

Only for people on Medicare.

>They have completely opposite values. I highly doubt it.

James Carville and Mary Matalin
married 1993

Fuck no.

I broke a tooth filling recently and expected to wait a week or more, but instead it was all done just two days later. Dentist fit me in between two other appointments.

You'd only see that sort of speed and work ethic in a private healthcare system, never a government run one.

This. In a socialist system the dentist union would crack down on him for doing more procedures than mandated in his collective bargaining agreement and force him to take the entire next week off for a tax payer funded vacation.

Holy shit I could not believe this. Cruz says something semi intelligible and then Sanders just devolves into muh babies muh womens muh social programs

Sometimes you must stop listening to the capitalist and embrace the programs. This is why our nation is great, and you must make yours that way once again.

Or your request would require weeks to simply go through the bureaucratic system.

With private healthcare, you hire a service provider and he provides his service at a market based price and at your mutual convenience.

WIth a public healthcare system, you have a right to a service and must request a service provider from a government body that rations everyone's access to the service. The price is decided by committee, and the date is decided by the maximum time you can be forced to wait in line with everyone else.

STFU Kim

Make me with your hollow promises from a dotard

>James Carville and Mary Matalin
On May 5, 2016, Matalin announced she has changed her party registration to Libertarian.

You don't want the government dictating what you do.

What is the problem with this?

>changed her party registration to Libertarian.
Carville will forever be a Yellow Dog Democrat.

Who cares.

Neither of these will be president.

Sanders is too old and Cruz is insane.

Idiot, this isn't a presidential debate. This is a debate on policy.

Cruz is a Senator and so is Bernie.

Now we'll never get free college.

Hoping cruz missile wins the delegates that he was destined to pass on