Monster Musume

what am you favorite monster girl.

why am you show hostility to other who does not share your favorite.

i start. for me best monster girl am head girl. how could not love? head just come right off.

Tankmen deserve love

Crabman go home, your google translate is drunk

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GO HOME, GOOK!

What?

I swear to god I've seen this exact thread before

okay
I didn't understand what the fuck you tried to say

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So which girl would be best for whacking me off in the morning then leaving me alone for the rest of the day?

Papi and Suu.

Can't be him, he acknowledged Lala

Polt. She has to go to work.

Probably Suu and Rachnee, out of the main 7

>Rachnee
>to jerk you off

Say goodbye to your dick

Who could say no to this

>implying he didn't do that just to throw you off the trail

He didn't even post her name

probably Miia or Cerea

>zombina is my waifu
>scared of blood, flesh and body parts

Why have you forsaken me, God?

Really? Suu strikes me as one of the ones desiring the most attention.

Suu would probably be happy just to digest his cummies

I'm just saying, hard and sharp hands don't sound enjoyable for jerkin it

Well Zombina doesn't really bleed when she falls apart, and he pieces are more like mannequin parts.

It doesn't matter, she wouldn't want to be with a little bitch anyway

>you get a knock on your door
>it's this girl
>she is angry and you don't know why
>you need to do something

What do you do to soothe the buzzy buzz so she isn't so angry?

Softly scratch her stinger

Pretty much everything said
Plus she doesn't even have real blood, it's formaldehyde, so even if she did "bleed" you'd want to stay away from it regardless, unless you want cancer.
And easy fix for that, however, is to be a zombie yourself ;^)

Good thing I bought the bonus can

Suu is more obedient than the other girls.
Get a friend to deal with her.

>implying Zombina doesn't like soft men

>Kimihito
>cooking
>sewing

give her some honey

Offer some sweets and ask her why so angry.

>how could not love? head just come right off.
This is probably the greatest thing I have ever read on a Futaba board.

I love this sheep

you welsh?

Invite her inside, and put a big ass bowl of candy right in front of her.

Then I wait for her to break

interpretive dance

No
And I'm not kiwi either

The more I read it the funnier it is. I think it's because we don't have context of why OP thinks her head coming off is such a desirable feature

>tfw allergic to bees
Have Cerea purge her. You can't be angry if you're dead.

what does her butt smell like

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I'd aske her what's wrong while I'm still inside my house
there's no way I'd open my door to an angry monsterfolk, even more if she looks dangerous
If she doesn't explain why is she angry or don't leave after a while, I'd call the cops

Like shit

>Suu sitting by herself, feeling terribly lonely but unable to do anything else because it would upset master

You monster.

farts and piss

I'd love to see her get milked by Cott and Ton

I misread that as put a bowl of candy in her ass

Merino brings out the Welsh in me

She doesn't wash properly?
Does she pee from there?

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Put her head down there and ask her yourself

Snap her ribs with my mind and throw soapy water in her face

I tell her that im into dudes and the only reason I was hitting on her yesterday is cause I thought she was a man.

Doppel, Rachnee, Zombina and Miia are the most dangerous monster girls.

>Doppel is a literal incarnate of The Thing - which can eat you
>Rachnee can tie you up and eat you
>Zombina can eat you(r brain)
>Miia can wrap you in her tail and eat you
WEW
And I love all of them

Would it be ok if she put her stinger in my ass? Or would it be like regular wasps where it breaks off easy?

Would you let your monster waifu kill you?

With how little Lala is around, probably her

Fix your morning wood and she disappears

Yes. I dream of the day I can be crushed by Miia

I'd just let Zombina bite me and make me a zombie desu
And hope she doesn't go overboard and try to actually eat me

We can agree that dangerous girls are best girls right?

but what if she turns you into a zombie and just eats you slowly.
Like in 10 years you'll only be missing half an arm

>>Doppel is a literal incarnate of The Thing
nope,
she just changes her apperenace, she still only had human level stregnth

then I get a robot arm.

The chuuni has some pretty eyes

Imagine all the possibilities a detachable head allows.

Ain't like she has feelings.
Smith needs to deport them.

bowling

This. Slime blobs are just monstrosities and nothing more. Use them for your pleasure as intended

Exactly.

>Suu sitting by herself,
she wouldn't be sitting she would be in a mason jar inside my pantry
with the door closed
and the lights off.

>At a club with Kiira
>She's never been dancing
>Decide you'll take the lead and show her a good time
>You start dancing and her eyes go wide
>Her face turns bright red and she throws her drink in your face
>After a few sugary drinks she's calmed down
>"I can't believe you'd say something like that to me user!" ...she looks down "Not...not on the first date ok?"

Keep suu away from you for too long, and she might decide she wants to be with you forever.

>she wants to be with you forever.
like in an akazawa red kind of way?

Tio is literally perfect

Or to just make my sandwich and clean the house. No sex.

But Tio isn't a snek

Her arms aren't beefy enough my dude

kinda disturbing

I regret nothing

Tio kills people.
Old Man Henderson needs to kill the Doppel.

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Touch the cow

It's the same for every girl in 3d or 2d world, user.
Even smell your own ass and see what does it smells

user, she's a large and tall woman that will forever be alone.

Have you ever noticed just hoe beautiful Draco is?

>Draco
>Hoe
Checks out

Only if they're medium rare

O-oh? Oh.

Dumb shit cow

Don't forget Cerea
With her big body, if she ever accidentally steps on one of your foot, you'll be crippled for life
Also, Suu might drow you, adn beign inside her is kinda dangerous (after all, her entire body digest food), and Papi's talons might be dangerous.

don't forget that she's always behind you, watching you masturbate

uhh?
Oh!, I realize about it now.
Would happen the same with Rachnee?

I want to gently tickle the base of her tail on the sides and the underside

I just backhanded my Lala

I don't think spiders communicate with dancing.

Remember Sup Forums, never love Kitsunes. For they have ruined men's lives through seduction and rape. Which is why you should treat them like shit, break their hearts, never befriend them, and have them die alone.

those are kumihos you are thinking about user.

not all of them

Should I watch this or read?

do what I do , never watch or a read a series but gather everything about it from the thread discussion.

What's your impression of this series then?