Brit/pol/ - Gimme Ur Organz Edition

>David Davis insists UK will reject transition phase and leave with no deal if 'final relationship' not agreed
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-davis-no-deal-brexit-uk-transition-period-conservative-theresa-may-eu-relationship-a8005196.html

>Amber Rudd calls Brexit without a deal 'unthinkable'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41655195

>Boundary changes: Latest plans for Commons seats published
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41643467

>Peers could be restricted to 15 years in Lords in drive to cut numbers
theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/17/peers-could-be-restricted-to-15-years-in-lords-in-drive-to-cut-numbers

>UK inflation at highest since April 2012
bbc.co.uk/news/business-41649498

>Reversing Brexit would boost economy, says OECD
bbc.co.uk/news/business-41652416

>"""""Hate crimes""""" in England and Wales up by 29%
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41648865

>Head of intelligence service says more attacks are ptg inevitable as Britain sees ‘dramatic upshift’ in Islamist terrorism
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/17/uk-most-severe-terror-threat-ever-mi5-islamist

>German economic fears as demand for european cars drops in UK
express.co.uk/news/world/867433/brexit-news-european-car-sales-fall-uk-demand-low-german-manufacturers-economic-fears

>First Brit/pol/ Ruddcunt victim
itv.com/news/wales/2017-09-25/man-arrested-over-hijacked-billboard-in-cardiff/

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/news/health-41435255
youtu.be/SaeLKhRnkhQ
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41271418
lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/jamess-perfect-response-to-tweeters-benefits-cat/
lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/the-hell-of-universal-credit-by-a-landlord/
lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/james-obrien-takes-down-government-55p-helpline/
independent.co.uk/life-style/halloween-costume-how-not-offensive-idiot-fancy-dress-racism-a8005291.html
youtube.com/watch?v=tS_Xq7gSCBM
twitter.com/theresa_may/status/920934823006490624
twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/920743276914905090
visual.ons.gov.uk/welfare-spending/
coinmarketcap.com/currencies/britcoin/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Fuck, forgot to add this.

>Your organs are state property.
bbc.co.uk/news/health-41435255

it's like these niggas want me to come back as ghost and bang 'em out in spiritual form

Enjoy my opiate rotted organs.

bump

proves how many posters on here take smack tbqh

Prescription ones not street shit.

>street shit
I'll fucking bang you out too while I'm at it

Good lord above

I'll throat fuck you.

These links are old news, they need updating in the next thread

Start buying fags and booze
youtu.be/SaeLKhRnkhQ

>My 21st is next month
>Gonna go out with a friend and maybe get laid for the first time
>Probably end up spending my birthday money from my mother on a whore instead
>Gonna pay for an hour of gfe just so I feel loved

Hello

>bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41271418
>bolsheviks dindu nuffin
>dey wuz gub boiz
The absolute state of this anti-white, pro-Jewish shit piece.

Didn't have time to update them, was on page 8 when I started to make the new thread in a rush.

Just stopped smoking a few months ago as well. Fuck it, I'm buying 60 fags today.

I had a dream that the state gave me a sex change and a forced conversion to Islam

I liked it

one acid drop and that's half ae yer face gone pal

What's wrong with you?

>he doesn't do opiates
What's wrong with you?

I'm talking the fact he takes prescription ones, not street shit. Only pussies can't handle the street shit. You do take the dirtiest street shit you can find right, user?

Chunk or rusty iron went right through my thigh and fucked nerves up.

Please, save that shit for London or one of your 7 wives that shows an ankle in public.

Swear down though if you faggots haven't atleast taken oxy once in your life you're doing it wrong.

>You do take the dirtiest street shit you can find right, user?
I take the best because I am the best.

What was it like to be a man atleast in a dream?

>Chunk or rusty iron went right through my thigh and fucked nerves up.
How did it happen?

I've smoked weed pretty heavy for a few years, taken salvia twice and drank a few bitters. Did one of them "lagers" once, never again!

>I've smoked weed
woah the absolute madman

Makes it sound like I still smoke that nigger tobacco, let me clarify that I smoked it in the past for a few years. Not currently.

>he doesn't know that weed is basically heroin
Looks like you need a visit to Morality Man.

I tried but I'm not legally allowed within 100m of him or his house anymore.

No they gave me a vagina and uterus and I was told to make Muslim babies...
I spend too much time on this board

But I thought you said they gave you a sex change?

25mcg fentalis reservoir patches.

Tripped, tried to recover balance, ended up landing on my side, jagged piece of rusty iron was against the wall and it went through. It was sharp and jagged. The weird thing is is that it didn't hurt that much and it was just hot feeling of blood. Don't remember much as I was put under, just flashes of an oxygen mask on and a nurse talking to me. That was that.

Not nice.

do you all still actually want brexit

Are you not willing to come back to sanity after your little sissy fit ?

is this now going to turn into a /tradingwarstories/ thread?

how do i join my local church lads?

I'm not a tranny
I just have tranny dreams man
I repress a lot for stuff I have vivid sex dreams where I fall in love with a guy and end up being fucked up my bum despite never experiencing it...

I want to suck cock :(

Show up on Sunday

that's it? I've been in a church before.

People that opt for hardship become the toughest, smartest and most valued people. It is those that shy away from hardship that become ghosts, lacking any value to the world. So I'm happy to "eat a rat" because I know that that hardship will be the fuel for the betterment of my country.

You sound like you've never opted for hardship though.

I think so

I was brought up in a religious catholic family
And all it was after you are confirmed, is showing up to church
Any sort of community is just old grannies

I think Protestant churches do it better though

eh

That's not true
He takes hard cock up his bum regularly

That's pretty cool. I wish my country had celebrations like this.

The desperation is showing.

Do you brits actually think Trump cares about you?

Can't wait to laugh at all the chlorinated chicken going into the UK. I wonder how else Trump will rip the UK off.

Hey lad not seen you for a while

>implying that's a hardship

brit/pol/ is our local church

James O’Brien on LBC!

10:00 - 13:00

LATEST CLIPS
>James's Perfect Response To Tweeters Who Criticised Benefits Caller Over His Cat
lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/jamess-perfect-response-to-tweeters-benefits-cat/

>A Heartbreaking Take On The Hell Of Universal Credit... From An Emotional Landlord
lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/the-hell-of-universal-credit-by-a-landlord/

>James O'Brien Tears Into Government Over 55p Helpline U-Turn
lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/james-obrien-takes-down-government-55p-helpline/

>Do you brits actually think Trump cares about you?
No, after all he *literally* said it himself - "America first". Just roll with the memes you froggy fuck.

Whilst brexit is cringe, faggots like you make me cringe even more.

As an EU citizen, I thank you for channeling your buttfrustration into undermining public confidence and thus strengthening our position so we can buttfuck you harder.

As an European national, I am ashamed that there are fellow Europeans like you who are only too eager to sell out your country.

Friendly reminder that Jeremy Corbyn, the Guardian and socialism won today.

I just want the world to turn into a globalist utopia

No more culture, no more individuals, no more privacy
Once whitey is dealt with, it'll be pretty easy
He's the only one who wants any of those things

>he thinks brexit will stop multicult
Kek

Can I have a sex change and have my willy cut off

BBC news is so God dam awful.

Have you seen how they tried make today's retail-news negative.

52 Months solid retail Growth

September growth up 1.2% on last year.

Amount goods sold for semptember up 0.6%


And all bbc do is point out sales are down 0.8% on bumper month of August which is normal every year.

What vile disgusting news outlet.

>reported to interpol for insulting are bbc

The chief triplord has arrived to bless you with his presence.

So scared

Mentalist.

Balmaha boatyard

independent.co.uk/life-style/halloween-costume-how-not-offensive-idiot-fancy-dress-racism-a8005291.html

>DON’T BLACK UP

>DON’T USE SOMEONE ELSE’S CULTURE AS A COSTUME

>DON’T DRESS UP AS ANNE FRANK

>DON’T DRESS UP AS A ‘LUNATIC’ OR ‘ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENT’

>DON’T DRESS AS CAITLYN JENNER OR ANY OTHER TRANS PERSON


>SO, WHATCANI GO AS?

>Theresa May's P45.The little girl who stomped through her dad's BBC interview. That woman trapped in a window on a Tinder date. These are all current and, we think at least, hilarious options this year.

>>DON’T DRESS UP AS ANNE FRANK
But I already bought the drum set :(

Go as Jermey Corbyn or Antifa

youtube.com/watch?v=tS_Xq7gSCBM

I've been trying to stay away but I keep coming back

Right lads
I'm going to get a job for the NHS


Any one got any experience being in a managerial position there ?
Probably not
But I think it would be less depressing and more rewarding than working in sales or something

>not using his real tripcode
You're a fucking retard

>Work 10 hour days 4 days a week and on a Sunday

I feel like dying lads. I need a job change to normal shift times

Rightly so carcass in alley this morning, facebook images on burst privacy. This general is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The posts are extended gutters and the gutters are full of peodophilic cartoons and when the post limits finally scab over, all the nonces will drown. The accumulated filth of all their anime and teacakes will foam up about their waists and all the animenonces and anonymongs will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

hahahahahhahahaa

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He's so shook of me he's really losing it, don't stress.

JUST

Anybody read Theresa May's letter to citizens from EU countries living in the UK?

twitter.com/theresa_may/status/920934823006490624

Thoughts?

I wish I could make even a meagre living off of stock trading.

Why do we "celebrate" this americanised shitshow anyway?

Stock trading is pish and so is that meme tbf, I'm nowhere near broke and not a wagie yet, well you know the history.

This image is lies as well

NEETs just sponge off the tax payer

Say that to my millies faggot

I'm just in a mood because I'm on a 12 hour shift today. I want free money.

Hey lads, split from missus in 2015, just been granted a divorce. Waiting for decree absolute - she wasn't awarded any finances and on top had to pay for the divorce application.

Fucking win.

>replying to tripfags

>Brexit Survation poll Remain vote (%)
twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/920743276914905090

>Scotland: 67 (+5)
>London: 59 (-)
>Northern Ireland: 54 (-2)
>Wales: 52(+4)
>England: 50% (+3)

Little Englanders kek.

any bong you can give me an update on Brexit? When are you finally going to say "screw you Jerry" and leave?

Any nail pics lads?

>not being a Triplord
Do you want me to bang you out?

Earn easy money with this one simple trick! (You) me to see it.

Get yourself diagnosed with something. They will throw money at you.

visual.ons.gov.uk/welfare-spending/

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We will leave. It might be a fudged mess initially. But there is nobody within the UK political system with the balls to stand up and call it out for what it is, so we will do the British thing and muddle through. How many Brexiteers do you honestly think even knew that Euratom or the EASA even existed? We'll continue to be a mixture of a few people doing well, and the rest struggling financially and socially to scrape by. Only instead of a pretty socially democratic political elite trying to ensure that poorer areas receive their fair share of investment, we'll have the Tories with austerity and the continued concentration on London. By and large, it will be those who voted to leave, in the North (where I live, and there were some notable exceptions) and the poorer regions across the UK who will lose investment and jobs.

All I am left wondering is, who will the right wing mouthpieces blame, once we have halted the vast hordes of immigrants. Take your pick from remainers, remoaners, the EU, the media, the metropolitan liberal elite, immigrants, remainer ministers, poor government in general, global economic forces, the powers of darkness and no doubt a few others I can't think of. It will be anyone and everyone except those who campaigned so hard to get this absurdly impossible project under way.I think the biggest issue is this has become a pride issue. People will walk off the damned cliff because that is what we voted for. Not being wrong is more important than the well being of the country at this point.

Brexit also runs a horrifyingly real risk of completely ruining us, if Sterling drops much more and we see a real impact on wages then so many of us will be absolutely fucked. Add in growth in the 'developing' world and Europe and the UK will definitely sink in to irrelevancy if we're not really fucking careful.

All this while getting absolutely no benefits in return besides... blue passports.

I’m full of emotions right now I read a gay manga and now I don’t know if I’m sad or what I’m feeling I need to sleep but I can’t get it off my mind and i can’t fall asleep because of that I shouldn’t have read it this late I read the whole thing what do I do?

Tonight's Question Time panel.

Buy some BRIT today and hold them for 3 years.. Then retire.

coinmarketcap.com/currencies/britcoin/

the absolute STATE of that panel

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I need advice. I've been offered a job (in a council) for 18k. I am fresh out of uni. Am I making a mistaking taking the job? Halp

I'm starting to think the BBC is trying to cancel Question Time. The panels over the past month since its return have been awful.

Get out.

There can only be one Nataliaposter.

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>How many Brexiteers do you honestly think even knew that Euratom or the EASA even existed?
not many but that was not the core issue of Brexit.
>We'll continue to be a mixture of a few people doing well, and the rest struggling financially and socially to scrape by
sure but you would have gained your independence and sovereignty back. Maybe its because Denmark have been on the retreat and on the edge of oblivion the last 400 years that I take sovereignty so serious.
>I think the biggest issue is this has become a pride issue
yeah no doubt it has.
>not being wrong is more important than the well being of the country at this point
well what is good for the UK in the long run might damage her now. If you remained in the EU the UK would become less and less its own country and more and more just a state in the EU machine. Over a period of 50 years you could lose some of your fundamental rights as an independent country.
>Brexit also runs a horrifyingly real risk of completely ruining us
oh yeah that is true. However some will point out that its wroth the risk as you can set a price on freedom.
>All this while getting absolutely no benefits in return besides... blue passports
there are no concrete economical benefits sure. However as I already said its not my understanding that Brexit was about getting a better economy. It was about protection of English values and culture but stopping the mass immigration. It was about regaining English sovereignty before becoming just another satellite Euro state.