Burger moving to Bongland

As a freedom loving, islam hating burger, how much am I going to hate living in the UK? I'm going to be living in Birmingham which i've heard is full of shit skins...is that true?
Should i be careful posting on Sup Forums, knowing that the Queen is reading my posts?
I'd hate to have my visa revoked and get deported for posting dank memes...
How cucked is the nanny state in the UK?
Advice from Britbongs would be appreciated.

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Don't worry about them reading your posts unless you're a terrorist. Birmingham is an interesting choice because yes it's a shit hole. If you steer clear of cities and check out rural areas especially in the South West you'll see a part of Britain Sup Forums thought was dead.

>Birmingham
Literally don't go. I'm telling you now, stay clear of Birmingham and London.
Rest of the country is idyllic and white for the most part. Go to North Wales (or just Wales), the Southwest of England, Northern England, Scotland, Northern Ireland (don't we wuz over there).

how will you understand what they're saying

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What on earth possessed you to live in Birmingham? Has someone taken your family hostage? Full of pakis mate

Unfortunately its a university job and from what i've read so far, they monitor foreigners working at uni's very highly.
Apparently they're still worried more about revolutionary types than the actual threat of the low IQ migrant scum.

West Midlands in general isn't too bad, just fucking avoid cities. Birmingham is a shit hole so if it's for work, just commute.
Shropshire is nearby and a pretty nice area.

LISTEN TO ME

LIVE IN WARWICK AND COMMUTE

LIVE IN WARWICK AND COMMUTE

LIVE IN WARWICK AND COMMUTE

THERE ARE 36 TRAINS PER DAY AND THE JOURNEY IS 30 MINUTES

LIVE IN WARWICK AND COMMUTE

I'm from Birmingham originally. Now live on Devon (*heaven in comparison)
The inner city and surrounding estates are awful. Last time I went there was Islamic stands with black flags and microphones in the high street. Alumni rock is a no go. Same as many other estates. Kingstanding is no good anymore. Sutton may be ok. There is still some predominantly not muslim estates like castle vale I guess.

Just don't go out at night or into Muslim areas like Aston or handsworth etc.

It's ashame because Birmingham was a decent city. With real cultural integration. That is now changing with Muslims. They wanted to ban Christmas a few years back.

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Serious highest gun and knife crime in UK. Or was at one point. Gangs aswel as muslims

WARWICK (YE OLDE TOWNE OF MERRIE ENGLANDE) IS 30 MINUTES FROM BIRMINGHAMISTAN

POPULATION IS 0.4% BLACK, 3% MUSLIM

GOOD ODDS

>Birmingham
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>no white person to be seen for miles and miles
You will fit right in.

Also I think the percentage for not all but a large majority of European terror attacks can be based back to Birmingham.

This has me thinking how come Birmingham hasn't had a major attack yet? Well it must be because that's where they all live. It makes sense as how has the second largest city in England and a city with most likely one of the highest Islamic populations not had a attack. Figure it out

BIRMINGHAM IS LITERALLY THE UK DETROIT

URBAN DECAY, OLD CENTRE OF UK CAR INDUSTRY NOW GONE, DARKIES EVERYWHERE

AVOID LIKE PLAGUE

GO TO WARWICK

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Exactly. You don't shit where you eat.

I'm going to be staying for about 2-3 weeks in the city while i search for a more permanent location...Ideally i'd love to find someplace outside the city that i could easily commute in from.
I've never really been a big fan of city living as is, but the Islam factor makes it even less appealing

Here's another question;
How welcoming is the average Brit to Colonials like myself? Should I avoid certain topics? I'm very opinionated, but already have pretty good practice hiding my power level here in the states.

I like you user, stay out of Birmingham tomorrow

>Asians
>Still covering up mudslimes as gooks

birmingham is an open sewer, i feels for you user

General population is cucked and liberal as fuck I'd say. If I made my views clear to Freind's they would not accept it.

Find a good old working class pub and your power levels may be more accepted

Britain is overal horrible. Stay in Burgerland.

Wait till you see the rag market. It used to be great. I'll say no more.

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JUST WARWICK

Anglos love Yanks. Go down the local pub and speak to the locals on an evening. they might even buy you a pint

avoid discussing politics in the pub. keep it to weather, sports, cars, fishing, TV, music etc until you are acquainted. 5 pints in then let rip

muslims are universally loathed by the pub-going white anglo male.

Wrong. Ok weather is dodgy as fuck. But we don't get any natural disasters or droughts to be honest. The police won't shoot you dead.
The country side is still white and affluent. And has a great hirlstory


(Just need to hold on to it) fuck sake

Solihull used to be comfy, not been for a while though. Avoid Chelmsley Wood though.

better than your flat boring shithole.

amsterdam is a toilet.

My brother lives in Solihull. Don't think it's to bad in comparison

>As a freedom loving, islam hating burger, how much am I going to hate living in the UK?
As another burger, why are you moving there?

Birmingham is literally British Detroit what the fuck are you thinking

Parts of Castle Bromwich and Water Orton are pretty decent

UK is still 87% white - London, Birmingham and Bradford unfortunately account for most of the other 13%

Minworth?

Try telling that to a pajeet

Work...
Its a good oppurtunity and I'd love to see the UK.
Looking forward to getting to know our anglo cousins.

well
im not a terrorist good thing to know that you know

godamn piece of fucking shit

>not a terrorirst
you differtiate this by? like your mayor being a muslim and what?

hahahaahh noone gives a shit what you think

>I'm going to be living in Birmingham
You'll feel right at home then my burger friend.

A good 7 or 8% of that 13% are all in London.

Dude, why....

Most of us are trying to get out while we still can, and you want to go into the storm.

It's good to experience it while you still have the chance (i.e. before Britain goes full Bongistan)

Majority of south west is very nice, I'd recommend Dorset (especially places like Poole.) Bournemouth is shite though.

Listen to the Brit abroad in Ausland. Live in Warwick and commute.
To be honest, I love when Americans set foot in rural England. There's a guy from Ohio who somehow ended up in rural Northumberland and he's fit in very well.

>freedom loving
I guess it makes sense you're moving from the us

Nah, i'm from Castle Brom but i'm in Minworth every now and again. Decent enough place.

Amsterdam is one city. It is filled up with kikes, faggots and niggers, it does not reflect the nation though. It's like comparing the USA to California. You probably were the typical dumbass tourist

>affluent

We have one of the most expensive costs of living for the quality of life we have.

Air conditioning is a luxury here.

you're totally fucked
reminder there's no freedom of speech

don't

>Amsterdam is one city. It is filled up with kikes, faggots and niggers, it does not reflect the nation though. It's like comparing the USA to California. You probably were the typical dumbass tourist


The FUCKING irony when you come here to say exactly the same thing about the UK based on London.

aircon is redundant in the UK dude.

worry more about having central heating.

>With real cultural integration
>Why can't we go back to the thin end of the wedge?
kys

Yeah, as a Taffboyo, Southwest was fucking fantastic. People are based af too.

I've seen a few guys saying Warwick...I'll definately check it out.
Ideally i'd like to be able to take a train into the city, as I likely won't have a car to start, if i get one at all.
If i could fill all my needs with public transit I'd do that...maybe a car share thing assuming you brits have those

You'll like Birmingham, it's just like America, full of 3rd migrants that want to kill whitey.

Currys nice though, I recommend the lamb pathia.

Jokes aside, Birmingham or "brim" isn't exactly known as a shining example of English culture. But the rest of the country is nice, especially down south.

there are 36 trains a day between warwick and birmingham and it only takes half an hour.

birmingham is a running joke in England as a prime example of a crap town.

Not the point. The point is we cant afford basic things that other countries can. House prices, transport, food, taxes, utilities, insurance.

All are extortionate and we get paid nothing

All the muslim world is in asia or north africa.
Most muslims in the UK are from the indian subcontinent therefore Asians. How fucking hard is that to grasp? Asian doesn't just mean chinks and japs.

The city is, the outer parts of Warwickshire are actually nice, the only bad thing about that place is the accents. Polesworth, Tamworth, Atherstone, Lemington Spa, Stratford Upon Avon (although lot's of Japanese and Chinese tourists) are nice.

It's the same debate over and over again. They don't seem to realise that Pakistan didn't exist until very recently and before its existence they were all called Asians because India/Pak is in South East Asia.

They've been pushing this meme on Sup Forums for a while now. In America "oriental" is considered offensive, we call them orientals here. They know this but attempting to debate these people or tell them the truth like this is like trying to get a Muslim to be normal, it's just not happening.

>we

you

if aircon was a necessity it would be affordable.

UK is expensive but meh, get over it.

Australia is far far more expensive, the quality of the supermarkets here are shit, the housing is generally of the tin hut variety, wages aren't all that higher than the UK and the towns in the north of the country are overrun with abos, beer and cigs are eye wareringly expensive and most of the country is a flat void. taxes are higher and healthcare isnt nearly as free as the UKs NHS

I'm from Birmingham, lived there all my life until a couple of years ago.
Its absolute hell. No exaggeration, you'll struggle to believe you're in England if you're go there.

meh the accent is what it is, it cant be helped and is actually quite endearing

and in the countryside south near warwick it becomes that nice oo-arrr accent

This. Coventry is also an option.

I have family near a village up there and can't stand the way they speak.

BOOT THEY LUV YOW! THERE YOR FAMILOY!

NAR LETS ALL GOW FER A NOYCE CURROY!

I bet you went to Park Hall you absolute queer.
CTC here.

I woont thurr munnnay now like yer kno.

Warwick, Leamington Spa and parts of Staffordshire are all nice places to live within reasonable commuting distance from Birmingham.

Ayylmao, you CTC cunt. Park Hall would've fucked you up, if you'd have gone there.

If you don't find anything in Warwick try Leamington Spa (right nextdoor). I'm a yank and have been living here for 2 years.

Also, Is it true I have to pay the TV license fee just for owning a television??
Even if i only plan on using it for vidya and streaming?

I live an hour from Birmingham and things are "enriched" here too
your fucked

how are you finding it?

you're

Ark at im on is way to Brum!

the license is for watching/recording any live broadcasts, not for owning a tv

as long as it isn't a live broadcast you dont need a license

Not for owning a television, no.
"You need to be covered by a TV Licence to
watch or record live TV programmes on any channel
download or watch any BBC programmes on iPlayer – live, catch up or on demand."

No need to actually pay a the licence though because there's nothing good on TV?

technically you only need a lisence if you use the TV to watch the BBC

but does anyone actually pay the license fee anymore?

BTW you're moving to a new, different country

EXPECT THINGS TO BE DONE DIFFERENTLY - DON'T FIGHT IT, EMBRACE
IT

OTHERWISE WHAT'S THE POINT IN LEAVING THE US IN THE FIRST PLACE?

ANglos won't appreciate being lectured on how the USA does x, y and z better than the British, however much you THINK it might be true.

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If you want to be a bit further in, parts of Rubery and Longbridge are rather nice.

To identify livable areas:
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they had a nigger in the white house, one pajeet mayor is amateur level cucked in comparison.

the one good thing about the BBC is ZERO advert breaks.

ZERO

while in the USA there is an advert break every 5 minutes.

I lived there for 10 years and it was absolutely appalling in general, as every 2nd step i would either see a group of thugs and 10 year olds or a drug dealer. if you have any choice, avoid solihull, it deceives you and BOOM, stabbed.

Literally moving to a country that is worse in every single way you can possible image (the only exception is if you're poor)

What the fuck are you doing?

I am a bong on holiday in the US.
Whatever you do, do NOT do it. Especially Birmingham. Are you fucking mad? If you are stupid enough to move from the USA to Birmingham, then I'm sorry, but you deserve all the misery that you will get.

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You're going to ****ing hate it! Don't go!

there are lots of things better in the UK than the USA

less crime
better food - dont tell me cool whip and spray-on cheese is any good.
better TV
the countryside
the culture
the architechture
the beer

Gayest post of the day for sure.

I went to Dorset for some weeks, many years in a row. Only saw 1 darkie and 2 poo in loos in all those years. Very comfy place.
I never went to a large city and I never will, though. Except for Bath, which was a stunning experience. Probably one of your most beautiful cities.

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>EXPECT THINGS TO BE DONE DIFFERENTLY - DON'T FIGHT IT, EMBRACE
>IT
>OTHERWISE WHAT'S THE POINT IN LEAVING THE US IN THE FIRST PLACE?
>ANglos won't appreciate being lectured on how the USA does x, y and z better than the British, however much you THINK it might be true.

No, i have no intention going over there and boasting about 'murica....Looking forward to the cultural differences so long as they are the differences between American and Anglo culture and not the difference between western and subhuman culture.

>idyllic
>Northern Ireland
It's a goddamn shithole. Only reason we don't have more blacks is the local whites are niggers.

>less crime
Literally region dependent

>better food
This argument has been irrelevance since supermarkets became a common thing

>better TV
This has got to be bait... It's also massively irrelevant in a world with the internet.

>the countryside
You know what, you're right here

>the culture
Mostly region dependent again

>the architechture
I do love 1960s office blocks that have vandalised most towns and cities.

>the beer
Sure, as long as it's not British beer...

>No, i have no intention going over there and boasting about 'murica..

Do it, it's super fun! Just... be wary it's not in a working class environment

Hope you enjoy every gap toothed, inbred mong trying to educate you on American politics by the way

>Working at Birmingham Uni
Literally every student is a shitskin

you will find our cars small and our roads narrow. our chocolate is sweeter, beer stronger, we dont really have mexican food, curry and fish and chips are our fast food. curry is nice, use trip advisor to find a decent curry house. even the whitest of white towns will have a curry house run by a pajeet who lives in a nearby city.

our houses are smaller in general too, and nearly everything is much more expensive than in the USA

but if you get ill you are treated for free, even if you spend 6 months in a coma, there is no bill at the end.

just realise that birmingham is like Detroit, new orleans, the gangster parts of LA etc all rolled into one.

ther are still lots of nice old buildings in central birmingham though. the inner suburbs are the worst.

>Birmingham
Our second largest and possibly worst city. If purgatory is real it would look like a white man's Birmingham.

London was nowhere mentioned. I said: Britain is a shithole .. and especially London. Now fuck off, skippy.

Even Carling is better than Coors.

We all have 60s crap tower blocks in the western world. but not all have our cathedrals, castles, half timbered houses, thatch cottages, victorian mills etc

have you compared the murder rate in the USA to UK?