Name One (1) War Am*rica Won

Besides the war on healthy bodies.
*sips tea*
I'm waiting.

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Revolutionary War
Spanish American War
Civil War
WW1
WW2
Korean War
Vietnam War
Grenada
Panama
Desert Storm

no you

>Revolutionary War
Terrorism
>Spanish American War
Terrorism
>Civil War
Killing your own civilians is winning? I guess the SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED really makes the US number 1 LOL
>WW1
Great Britain
>WW2
Russia/Great Britain
>Korean War
North Korea exists, argument invalid
>Vietnam War
LMAO
>Grenada
Terrorism
>Panama
Terrorism
>Desert Storm
Bullying Mideast countries isn't winning, it's international state-sponsored terrorism

Seems like your definition of "winning" is the same as Charlie Sheen's haha

>Revolutionary War
Britain respecting domecracy and freedom =/= winning a war.
>Spanish American War
Paying for islands isn't winning.
>Civil War
Wars against yourself don't count. You lost that one, by the same definition.
>WW1
>WW2
Late to the party on both occasions. Both could have been won without your manpower.
>Korean War
Can't win a war that hasn't ended yet.
>Vietnam War
Vietnam became communist. You lost because of the commies at home, deal with it.
>Grenada
>Panama
Two month long invasions aren't wars.
>Desert Storm
So unsuccesful you had to do it twice.

America did actually unironically win the Vietnam War. North and South Vietnam signed a peace treaty and then America left. North Vietnam invaded a second time and achieved victory but no Americans were involved.

toothpaste doesn't know anything about winning much less a war

Nice revisionism, capitalcuck
The Vietnam war was started by the CIA, America's covert capitalist black ops specialist.
Try again.

>>WW2
>Great Britain
Ha, yeah sure m8

I'm from the UK, and will openly admit that if it weren't for US intervention in WW2, Hitler could have walked into England whistling a tune and twirling a cane.

We wasted enormous amounts of resources going into Europe in the early years of the war, decimating our armies and leaving most of our equipment abandoned in Northern Europe.

I don't see why Churchill is regarded so highly. If it wasn't for America, and Hitler making the fatal mistake of moving his focus to the Eastern Front, we'd have been utterly fucked. There would literally have been no land-war in the UK like I say, the Nazi's could have just moved in and made themselves at home.

We would have been far better just leaving them to it, and stationing all our armed forces around the coast, blocking any attempt at invasion.

People say "ahh yeah, but what about stopping the Holocaust and the other evils that Nazi's did" - well that's bullshit. We did fuck-all to stop the Holocaust, despite plenty of intelligence about what was going on. We even denied refuge to Jews and sent them back to Europe to die.

The idea that the UK can be proud of winning WW2 is insane - we got lucky, and killed half a million of our own people in the process.

>Revolutionary War
By getting the British to respect our liberties is a victory in itself, even if they were the better military just like the gooks in Vietnam got us to respect theirs
>WW1
At the time of the American arrival Haig literally said "our [entente yuros] backs were to the wall." The Americans were holding fast while the others retreated.
>WW2
The US bore the brunt of the Japanese along with China. The USSR said that without lend lease they would not have won. We have even more help to the UK.
>Korea
Kek nice one
>Vietnam
Capitalism and McDonald's took over in the end
>Desert Storm
We did it twice because a change in motives. If we wanted to take out Saddam we should've done it the first time

-American Revolution
-1812
-btfo tripoli
civil war
spanish american war
-btfo the mexicans
-ww1 we helped
-same with ww2, but larger scale with the lend lease
-we won the cold "war"
-vietnam wasnt a war doesnt count
-we successfully defended korea but it aint over
and the -ME were meant to create chaos. we win again.

mental gymnastics.

USA USA USA

Friendly reminder that American intervention didn't start in 1944 and that America helped both the British and the Soviets with a lend-lease programme which ended up supercharging American industrial capacity and induced the greatest post-war time.

The war for the mind of everyone on the planet. Just try to stop thinking about America.
* loudly slurps at 128oz Big Gulp*
I'll wait.

The Vietnam war was started by French surrenderfags that didn't know how to manage their colony. Then the vietcong were inspired by America's founders and declared independence.

Tbh we fought the wrong side. We should have coopted the vietcong and bent them to our will. Some (((reason))) we didn't, though we still went on to fund the fucking Mujahideen.

War on whites.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States

Don't sip tea, that's cultural appropriation you shitlord.

>appropriated from faggets.
Oh yeah, the war against heterosexuals

Lmao all these non-arguments ITT make me happy
Right wing b*rgercuck bootlickers btfo again

Not until you define what victory in war consists of and countries that have done so.

Its called burden of proof and it's on you.

I mean he could have wrote 2+2=4 and you would still try to debunk him. Pathethic

>Who won the Lebanese Civil war, Lebanon or Israel?
If you answered Lebanon, then the United States won the War of 1812.

Even though i hate the state. If the state wants to exist how about taxing people based on bmi rather than income. Perhaps even make it illegal to not be homeless if your over 300 ibs. We need a fit economically stable society if we are ever able to abolish the left and in order to do that fitness is important. I weigh about 130-145

OP is quite literally a faggot and most likely a shill. That being said - carry on.

>Wars against yourself don't count. You lost that one, by the same definition.

logic not your strong suite? Be defintion..the United States of America won the civil war and the traitors lost...Let me repeat that since you seem intellectually challenged- the United States won...and the confederacy lost.

How so? Name ONE war we won.

LMAO this
FUCK Am*rica

War on drugs man!