This girl announces herself as your wife. What will you do?

This girl announces herself as your wife. What will you do?

punch her to death, and feed the dogs.

Send off to psychiatric ward.

take her to the bedroom to consummate our marriage.

Sell her

I heard that she isn't considered very attractive in the light novel, just has big tits and the mc is desperate or something.

Slice off her disgusting tits and then her head.

Cheat her with her mom

Marry the pig instead

It's like Tomoko. She's average looking, unkempt at that, with a personality that's unlikeable in one way or another. Only difference here is that she's got some nice assets.

This is probably the first anime where the best part of it were catcheye pictures

Brag on Sup Forums.

Unclean, no make up, unkempt. Probably a 2/10. But 2D can't be ugly because reasons.

Ignore her, obviously a thing she's going through, head home, have a beer, cigarette and watch animu

Gain way, I'm about to destroy them cheeks. :^)

Accept of course.

Grab her big tits.

This is not my beautiful house

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

Drink her delicious tea of course.

A filthy casual like her? No chance.

>move out of my parents apartment to live with her
>attempt to inpregnate her
>if succeed, hope for healthy child
>make my parents proud of their failure son
>live with her rest of my life

that's about it.

Ditch her for Pig.

Make some babies with her immediately.

The thing a husband does with a wife obviously.

knock her up

Her mom wants to get rid of her and might even pay you for a while to take her. Good luck user!

Make her wear a hijab or burqa.

added to my watch list.

Make sure she knows she's only my friend.

Fill her up on the spot, if you know what I meme

Introduce myself.

>Hello, I'm Moe Lester.

Exchange my pissbottles with hers

Wake up, I guess

restore mana with

Flip her skirt at first.

Where's my gun?

This show sucked but I liked it

Impregnate.

She'd look better with either one tbqh

With that ass, I will just tell her to stop cooking and let me take care of her, then make food myself for the two, and then return with that ass

rough anal sex and then follow up with a steamy session of cuddle

I could look at her pretty blue eyes for hours.

Ask for my wife's son

he went fishing with your wife's bull

Say ''I love Emilia''

fuck you user

this is rem thread now

I love Rem!

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In my experience, never fuck the crazy one or you will have a nice trip in prison just like me.

is this for real in the LN?

>download.jpg
You wouldn't download a Rem.

what happened user?

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AND THE DAYS GO BY

Never stick dick into crazy

Water flowing underground

Wonder where am I going to get the money to feed her.

I can't even eat myself, should never have fallen for the education meme.

Just give her fucking oats and milk. IIts cheap and enough to survive.

He likely didn't perform well enough for her and she regretted letting him fuck her.
She then claimed rape.

Prison School looks SUPER interesting

fuck her ass until blood
then tie her up and pass out

It's pretty hard to draw ugly 2d without exaggerated proportions, just due to how simple faces don't reflect blemishes and the like. Human imperfections that make them "ugly" are pretty hard to draw in anime artstyle

back to pol retard

I'd go for it. Hell, even if she wan't too atractive, as long as she makes a good partner for gaming and lets me hug her at nightand tells me that she loves me even if she doesn't mean it I'll be good.
I'm very desperate for affection and my health keeps going down the drain.
I don't want to die alone. ;_;

Ask what in the hell is wrong with her

You'll find someone who loves you user!

You really should watch/read it

What kind of faggot would reject her?

Most realistic answer

I already have a waifu, she can take a hyke.

Be suspicious as fuck, because no one would do that for me.