Dowman Seiman

Turns out Ayame and Amane ended this May, so I'm just gonna finish the last 3 chapters here.

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[January]
Ayame and Amane

"Chiho, you have plans for Christmas?"
"Yup. I'm having a party at Kamijou-san's place"

"Ohh, at Kamijou's"

Ha

"Sorry, Nobita"
"This Christmas party's just for two"
"Ah, it's fine"
"I don't really plan on joining in"

"Whaaa, join us Hiromi. It's more fun with more people"
"I'm thankful for the offer!"

"Hey"
"It's okay for Hiromi to impose right, Kamijou-san?"

"...F"

"Fine..."
"Look, she says it's fine"
"It's definitely not! There's fluid dripping onto the floor!"

[March]
Ayame and Amane

Beep beep

"Watch out"
"Chiho"

Bam

"Crap"
"I might be moving on"

"Chiho's face"
"Kamijou-san"
"Kamijou-san"
"They're floating about like revolving lanterns"

"Kamijou-san's annoying"
"Kamijou-san sucks"
"Don't show up on the revolving lantern!"
"You haven't even showed up for a while"

"Kamijou-san"
"Heyo, Kamijou-san"
"Who are you people!?"

"Gomijou-san" [TN: Or 'shittyjou' whichever]
"Who's Gomijou-san here!?"
"Beep bebeep bebeep"
"Speak in Japanese"
"My genitals hurt"
"I don't know you! Get out!"

[May]
Ayame and Amane

[Sign] Kamijou Ayame

"Kamijou-san"
"It's already been 3 years since then. I wonder when you'll wake up"

"Kiss her"
"You'll dissolve the princess's curse with a prince's kiss"

"Who the hell are you? And you're gross!!"

"Here too!?"
"Suck her nipples secretly while she's sleeping!"
"Suck them. Suck them"

"Okay, suck her nipples"
"Nipples, nipples"
"When the heck did both of them get to nipples!?"

"Go awaaaaay"

"Damn"

"If you don't get up now"
"I really will suck your nipples, okay?"

"So open your eyes quickly"
"Ayame"

"Uh..."
"Amane...san?"

The end. Only Dowman Seiman left is Oddman 11 as far as I know. Rip thread

>Not sucking her nipples

Closest she'll ever get. Or maybe the tables turned and she'll be the lewd one

Nooooooooooooooooo!

He can't stop making manga. His style is so unique!

Why does he have a serial killers as his twitter avatar?

twitter.com/dowmansayman?lang=da

he's a serial killer himself

>Ayame and Amane ended
Shit, does he have anything else going on other than Oddman 11?

Suicide Parabellum, some oneshots every now and then that Elemhunter scans.

Elem confirmed he still needs to scan Hydrogen Bomb War.

I'll miss these two.

Fuck you too, Japanese truck. Is no one safe? Ayame did nothing wrong.

He was heading for Chiho so maybe it was punishment for not taking Ayame's advances

Isnt Paraiso a thing too?

Pretty sure that ended.

Shit really?
Pretty much none of the chapters are translated though right?

I don't think so. I'll check.

Why are Dowman Seiman threads always so dead

he'd probably prefer it that way

Yeah it ended at 2 volumes. Trying to get raws

Niche

Douman is an underground Koji Kumeta.
he sells well in japan?

Time: Check
Raws: Check

Time to start a Paraiso run while I got nothing to do.

Yuri Victory!

Starting with 3

[Side] "I was only practicing a new method of masturbation, but to think I'd have 1200 casualties..."
"Satomi, the US army is heading over here"

[Comic]
Peeking

"Ah! What the!"
"This isn't a scope, it's an onahole!"

"And it's impenetrable!"
"I can't see in front~ (Bitter laugh)"
"But they took the trouble to realistically produce the cervical os"

12000, actually.

Doing gods work user.
Nice quads

>I said something wrong
Actually I should delete myself for trying to correct you and have my correction be wrong.

[Title] Knitting

"And tomorrow it'll finally be Christmas Eve!!"
"Maan, we should've done that last time"

"Senpai, I'm gonna give you a hand knitted muffler"
"Whoaaaaa"

"I knitted it as best as I could, but I ran out of pubic hair"
"Knit it seriously with wool"

"Could you lend me some? Yours and your mother's"
"Don't bring my mom into this!"

[Title] Congratulating
"Master"
"I had my first period"
"Eeek"

"It's a special time"
"So please boil us some pork soup"
"No no no"

"This isn't your blood, right?"
"Is this a spurt of someone else's...?"
"Now that you mentioned it"

"I stepped on a cat a while ago"
"Waaaghhh"
"Nyuu!?"
*Nyuu-chan is the name of sensei's cat

Nice. It ended well.

Have to run somewhere be back

I wonder how many horrors Dowman watched

[Title] Sleeping

"I guess it's time to sleep"

"I'm Norota. My favorite movie is Dolce e selvaggio" [TN: A 1983 Mondo film famous for depicting human death scenes. Including Tibetan monks feeding an actual corpse to vultures"
"Oh shit!'

"Hey, let's have some pillow talk. Talk about the Pillows"
"You're a bandwagonner that just got into FLCL, right!?"

"Then shall we talk about another band? A penis band?"
"You don't have much to talk about!?"

[Title] Solving
Curry and semen is a beverage.
True or false?

"Huh!?"

"No way!"
"I can suddenly win this with the first question!?"

"Or could this be a trap question!?"
"Like the semen is a dog? No, but the dog"

What? Are there any news about him planning on working a new series? Pls I need more Dowman Seiman ;_;

...

No Sup Forums shit, please.

My apologies. Sup Forums'd it up a bit.

Messed up that last panel

[Title] Sleeping

"I guess it's time to sleep"

"I'm Norota. My favorite movie is Dolce e selvaggio" [TN: A 1983 Mondo film famous for depicting human death scenes. Including Tibetan monks feeding an actual corpse to vultures"
"Oh shit!'

"Hey, let's have some pillow talk. Talk about the Pillows"
"You're a bandwagonner that just got into FLCL, right!?"

"Then shall we talk about another band? A penis band?"
"You don't have much to talk about!?"

[Title] Solving
Curry and semen is a beverage.
True or false?

"Huh!?"

"No way!"
"I suddenly won this with the first question!?"

"Or could this have been a trap question!?"
"Like the semen is a dog's? No, but would the dog also drink it?"

[Title] Gifting

"This is a new type of rose manufactured by the biology department. I shall offer it to you"
"Really?"

"In the language of flowers, it means 'Noooo, I'm gonna be pregnant'"
"I'm so happy, senpai......"

"That's unfair senpai! Me too"
"Then this one's for you"

"In the language of flowers, it means 'Fufu, onii-chan, does your hard erection from getting a footjob with your little sister's kneesocks mean you truly are a pervert?'"
"Senpai, your face isn't in this"

[Title] Solving again
Your loved one's feces is something you can basically eat
True or false?

"Ah"

"A bog? Whoopsies" [TN: It's probably poop]
"The staff must've made a mistake"

a deal's a deal

[Title] Wish

The first visit of the year, Oboro-senpai?
"Whoa, you scared me"
"You're the one who spoke up first"

What did you wish for?
"......well, I splurged and put in ten thousand yen"
"So I asked for a lot of things"

"It's every month"
"But to pass into my schools of choice. Then"

"For my cellphone history from a year ago to disappear"
"For the younger and greater amberjack to be distinguishable"
"For Bastard to end reasonably"
"For the New Year's cards to be sent aside from that of the optician's"

I also wished for one thing
"What's that"
"Tell me"

To speak with senpai a lot this year as well
"Wha"

"D don't get cheeky just because you don't pay any offerings"
Please put that in with your ten thousand, senpai
"You shameless fool. Don't spoil me"

Okay, I guess it's time for me to get going
"If you say that, it looks like you're heading into Nirvana..."

"Did you really go...?"

"Ah whatever"
"I'll just put in your five yen's worth"

Chapter 4
[Side] According to the writer's experience, whenever you masturbate on the floor (Aka. Floor-bation), your penis skin will not always grow.
"The writer suddenly spoke!?"
"It's like a holy rant!"

[Title] Pride
"Scrotum, testicle sacks, Samen tanks"
"Can we give some new name to the scrotum area?"

The old man
"Oh, that's a little poetic"
"Let's try probing into this a little more"

Robert Redford
"Well that guy has certainly been getting wrinkly these days"

"Are you taking shots at us!?"
"Don't look down on the world of arms!!"

Not the cat!

[Title] Rage

"How strange, the customers aren't coming at all"

"A Vietcong cafe"
"I thought this would come after the maid cafe"
"But yeah"

"It's not good to write 'defoliant' all over the menu"
"No, we can't concede here"

"Manager, the underground customers are making a racket"
"Okay, disregard the Geneva Convention and kill the electricity"

[Title] Sexual appetite
"It's finally gonna be summer break tomorrow"

"How is my new swimsuit?"
"It's just body paint"
"You pervert!"

"Perverts may surprise you"
"A pervert body painter"
"That's a gloomy accidental combination"

"By the way, okama's* the one who colored this"
"Pick your work..."
*A very famous and handsome artist

Hahahahaha, that rage one was amazing.

Thank you blessed user

Shit they're the seven sins.
Title 1 is 'Wrath'
Title 2 is 'Lust'

[Title] Envy
"Save me Mandrake, Mando for short!"
"If you call me that now, I'll sock you until your front teeth stick out from your lips"

"It just struck me awhile ago, but it looks like I'm the only virgin in my class"
"And another pointless matter came to light"

"Rat poison"

"Make them add this into the karaage and sprinkle them onto the roses in the park. Vent your anger"
"Wha, can I!?"
"Well, it's no good though"

[Title] Sloth
"Save me, Razz Ma Tazz" [TN: J-pop band from 1989 to 1999]
"Who's Razz Ma Tazz here"

"I just realized this a while ago, but it seems like I'm the only one in the town who has genetic phimosis"
"Get an operation!!"
"You can solve this with money"

Blehhhh [TN: It's like 'erotic' but he's barfing, so I don't know]
"What's wrong? You okay?"

"You suddenly said something democratic, so I felt sick"
"Get the fuck out of Japan"
"Go to the Red Square"

Thanks for translating everything so far!

Lust

"Master"
"Gyaahhhh"

"I ventured to make duplicate boobs"
"You really made up your mind to go look for these"

"How is it?"
"If you ask me that... it looks like a Le** block"

"Let us combine!!"
"Just like **go blocks"
"Ow ow"
"It's like pressure point sandals!"

[Title] Lust
"The third point is a disseminating quiz"
"It begins now"

"I'm out"
"I'm out too"
[Note says out]

Slut [TN: It's a half pun between ハズレ (hazure - out) and アバズレ (abazure - bitch which I take to mean slut). Best pun I could think of]

"Wh wh what now"
"A confession of love!?"

Somewhere in my mind, I know this'll never get worked on, but I'm still gonna try to push through with this.

Chapter 5
[Side] "The Tetsuzankou" [TN: A popular martial arts pose in Japan]
"Looks similar to an an*s"
The girl smiles saying that.
That was how she looked the final time I saw her.

[Title] Admirable

"No mowwee"
"Gugh"

"I'm preparing for emergencies"
"And practicing my ahegaos" [TN: Can also be 'orgy faces']

"Nooo"
"Enuufff"
"I kyaaan's"
"When... will this ever be useful..."

"Okay, done"
"Now to open up my cervical os a thousand times!!"
"When..."

It's just a 4koma, I'm sure someone will edit it. A competent translation/translator to work on it was the bottleneck.

[Title] Question

"Hey, mama"
"Why do they right the character for justice on whores?"

"You see"
"They're persuading themselves that they're doing the right thing"

"If they don't they'll lose heart"
"Hmmmm, masochists are sad people"

[Title] Wish
"I'm Norota"
"My favorite stand user is Big bro Prosciutto" [TN: I don't need to note this]

"Oh look, a shooting star"

"I wanna have a wonderful love, I wanna have a wonderful love"
"I wish to climax in my ass"
"Your third wish is different"

"If you're okay with it, have this. It's the switch for my anal vibe"
"No matter how you look at it, it's a despot's switch"

Bump for a little time to search references

[Title] Naive

"Hey mama"
"Why do lechers bite their thumb?"

"You see, the thumbs of lechers"
"Taste like mango pudding"
"Wha"

When I grow up
I'm gonna be a super lecher!!

[Title] Won't happen
"Handjob, footjob, hairjob"
"What kind of job is next?"

"Belly job"
"Oh, that seems sorta erotic"
"Who do you wanna draw it on?"

Oni no ***
A*10
Leop*rd [TN: All three are popular hentai artists]
"I see, I see"

"If you love Core Magazine* that much"
"Become a Core Magazine child!!"
*A very renowned magazine company

[Title] Critical
"So you blindfolded me"
"What do you plan to do after that?"

"I got it"
"You..."

"You feel like stuffing in radioactive stuff"
"In my genitals!!"

"Remember Hiroshima!! (In a sexual way)"
"Barefoot Gen!! (In a sexual way)"

[Title] Photography
"So you set up a video"
"What do you plan to do after that?"

"I got it"
"This video..."

"Is being uploaded"
"Into Nico Nico Douga!!"

Here it comes (emoji)!! (In a sexual way
1 (In a sexual way)
The time sign's annoying (In a sexu [Cut off]
HAHAHA lololololol (in a sexual way)

I guess one more then I'm out

Chapter 6
[Side] If I put a shell to my ear like this, I can hear it.
The repulsive jeers

"So it's finally our school trip"
"I'm so excited~"

"It's my first time going to Okinawa"
"Okinawa..."

"The Americans..."
"With their burly arms..."
"Occupied it for a long time"
"You sure broke that up right away in an excited manner"

"The elf... got captured by orcs... and completely violated"
"That's not Okinawa, that's Lodoss Island*"
*A nostalgic Kadokawa creation

Oh, all the titles are written in Okinawan, but I'll let it pass unless there's a place I can accent well. The title I missed is 'Interior'

[Title, Okinawan] This and that
Year 1 Z class
Erotica-sensei

"And so we will be holding our school trip tomorrow"
"But until we return to our place, this is a trip. Until you get into the ass, it's an anal fucking"

"Sensei, do you insert bananas in anal?"
"You put five in"

"Mama, are you lying!?"
"It's really seven"

[Title, Okinawan] Grumbles
"What time do we arrive at the inn?""
"It should be written in the guidebook"

"But"
"I can't see the logo at all"

"The seal really isn't coming off"
"If you tear it off hard, you'll rip the cover"

"And they sure made some huge amends" [TN: Probably the cover picture]
"The person on the cover isn't inside, so this month is an out"

[Title, Okinawan] Sadness
"Ah"
"None"

"My new vibe which I bought for today is gone"
"Don't bring that sorta stuff here"

"I forgot it in the service area's bathroom"
"So you couldn't even hold it until we got back to the inn..."

"I have no choice. I'll use this log tonight"
"What did you bring that for!? You wanna head to the island of Nirvana?"

[Title, Okinawan] Soulless [TN: A figurative translation from Okinawan is 'spacey'. But that's not the case here]
"Okinawa doesn't have any trains running here, do they"
"I see"

"Then there aren't any molesters either"
"That's nice"

"The Saikyo line's the worst of them"
"It's big anal fest from Akabane through Kita-Toda"

"And there're nipple sumos in Naka-Urawa. At Oomiya, the people who aren't naked are beating the shit out of each other"
"Yamato sure is a soulless place..."
*The most crowded route in Japan that services between Ikebukuro and Oomiya. It's famous as the train that has the highest molester appearance rate in Japan. And it has the highest amount of hentai artists and compilers.

>10 hours
>No scanlation
Well, whatever.

...

...

...

Suddenly timeskip

Loved this manga, thanks for translating the last chapters OP.

[Title, Okinawan] Filthy minded person
"Sensei, Can I make do with raw penis fest with sex nig***?" [TN: Be free to replace this word with anything you find appropriate. I censored it as the text did, you all should know what this word is]

"Serizawa, I told you it's free activity time"
"You're way too liberal"

[Title, Okinawan] Kinda lonely
"Everyone said they were going to Okinawa now"
"Yet I'm still in the same old situation"

"Hey hold it!"
"I wanna go to the bathroom"

"Th this is...."
"A petri dish and a measuring cylinder!?"

"An experiment! Is this an experiment about my excretions!?"
"A measuring cylinder is way too difficult!"

Shit, I wasted my entire day translating this. Hopefully someone will get to Paraiso so I can get motivated to actually finish it. Anyways I'm out. Hope you enjoyed your Dowman.

Thanks.

I'll be back if thread's still up. Otherwise, another day

That's supposed to say six nig***, not sex nig***. My bad there

Screw that correction, gonna roll witn accurate censors. But that should be 'six' not 'sex'

thanks!

thank you as well

One more correction. Okinawans actually sound like Japanese rednecks and Dowman got their accent down very well. So I'm changing the little girl's lines in 'Soulless' to "Yamato sure be a soulless spot". But up to you guys to
implement that. Now out

No honorifics? Well whatever thanks anyways

You guys do know who Prosciutto is, right? Not that I wanna invite jojo people, nus just making sure

Lucky log

Thanks for the dump and for the translations.