Wha are some of the most useless militaries on the planet

Canada
>18 Billion dollar budget
>Not a single attack helicopter
>Litterally less AA capability than ISIS
>only 3 regiments
>Has never fought a war where wasn't on side of entire world or acting on behalf of Brtish
>Bordered by USA

Mongolian armed forces
>Budget: 1.534billion USD (2015)
>Percent of GDP: 1.1%
>Reserve personnel: 250,000 (2015)
>Active personnel: 20,000 (2015)
>Bordered by China

Swiss army
>A nuclear WWIII could literally be going on in every Add to dictionary country and they would be like "What was that noise?"
>Budget: 4.53billion CHF (~US$4.83 billion FY12)
>Military age: 19 years of age for male compulsory military service; 18 years of age for voluntary male and female military service
Percent of GDP: 0.76% (2012)
>DDPS Minister: Swiss Federal Councilor Guy Parmelin
>General: Vacant in peacetime

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The Iraqi Republican Guard

>Not a single attack helicopter
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

I personally know the person in the pick.

>>A nuclear WWIII could literally be going on in every Add to dictionary country
Filthy phone posters GTFO

Have you seen Xir beenis?

>mfw

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>mfw we give more aid to israel per year than the mongolian and swiss militaries have budgets combined

Why do Americans always say , "You're acting on the Brits behalf" " Canada didn't even exist back then it was the UK" Do they not teach you in your schools about the war for your own independence Canada stayed loyal. Until 1867 and really even today in many ways Canada and Britain were the same entity and people

why the fuck would you bring up mongolia faggot. that country is an irrelevant piece of shit in between two commie holes. why dont u fuck urself

Canada has a group of army soldiers that patrol the northern border with wooden rifles just in case the Russians get any ideas
>My sides are in orbit

Canada could do like New Zealand and get rid of the military, but they have to maintain one as part of NATO.

Realistically only a few nations have a military that's 'Relevant' internationally.

For us, it's a group that can be used for domestic stuff like natural disasters or to smack down Quebec nationalist terrorists, like in the 70's.

Remember...Trudeau's dad literally declared martial law in Canada not so long ago.

Crown cucks

LOL

I want this job. Being paid to do nothing? Luxury, comfy neetbux

When are leafs going to have a civil war? I think it's past due, cull the herd a bit

>his leader is chosen by who can turn out the most sub humans
>Not letting gods will decide who has the divine right to rule
I feel sorry for you

The US military.

>has never won a war
>has only had embarrassing defeats at the hand of impoverished citizens with outdated weapons
>has taxed it's people to death to fund these wars, all funds going to Shekelberg arms group (just look how the economy changed after 9/11)
>has collapsed several otherwise successful nations that were functioning well before (Libya, Afganistan, Syria, Iraq)
>pulls out of said countries allowing criminals to take them over
>threatening peace with other countries as well speak, all of which are the few that don't have Rothchilds centralized banks (North Korea, Iran)
>doesn't care about their vets, lets them become homeless
>still buying outdated tech for billions of dollars like fucking aircraft carriers, described as "massive graveyards if hit"
>$600 billion budget but can't be fucked to deploy to Puerto Rico to save civilians who pay for the military with their taxes
>spending $10,000 on bombs to kill one or two men with rifles worth a couple hundred they stole
>only thing to brag about is defeating the Axis in WWII when it was the Soviets

Unironically this
Monarchy is the natural order of humans

>>has never won a war
(You)

>hurting women's fee fees are now illegal in canada

>da soviets saved everyone meme
back to plebbit you go historical illiterate

Canada is so big it's basically uninvadable.

US only has a big army to go meddling all over the world.

There's a finnish sniper who'd say several wooden rifles are more than enough to keep the russians out.

>is it hurtful?
>is it illegal?
so it has to be hurtful and illegal?

>wooden
That's an Enfield that works under any conditions, unlike your plastic toys, nigga.

These statistics look entirely credible and not in any way made up.

>be american
>call niggers on facebook pavement apes all day
>nothing happens but salty niggers chimping
>do same in any other country
>goto jail

Why is this?

These guys also had wooden rifles.

patrolling in snow isnt comfy you autist

The Swiss army is useful as an army in being. That is, potential attackers have to face the possibility of armed resistance in difficult terrain.
I'm not saying we're going to invade Germany and massacre everyone on our way to the North Sea (although we should), but we'll give them a good kicking before they can steal our cheese. Given that, 1% of GDP is a small price to pay for not getting Belgium'd straight away.

Don't forget, the Candida Army is top tier fucking degenerate...the royal pedo's pilot turned out to be a highly decorated canuck army pilot cross dressing serial killer

>Useless military
>Switzerland

These two shouldn't even be in the same sentence user. Swiss mercenary pikemen were a force to be reckoned with on the Renaissance battlefield. Also consider that Switzerland is a natural fortress. One of the reasons they have been able to stay neutral despite big neighbors and be a major banking center is that it is simply too much of a pain in the ass to invade. Even with modern weapons terrain matters a great deal, don't give in to the seductive lure of air power and precision missiles, ultimately you must be able to hold a territory to govern it.

It's not that the Swiss military is useless, it fulfills the exact role the Swiss need it to fill, and it does it with a very modest expenditure.