Describe anime as poorly as you can and others try to guess it

Describe anime as poorly as you can and others try to guess it

1. Moeblob learns edgy lessons about society
2. Female protag -bowl gets win by a literal retard
3. Best boy is a lazy Gary Stu

It aired the same episode eight times in a row.

OPM
No wait

A white haired man with a sticks stalks a lolicon to death, as well as having a very awkward walk with her (in which he is almost too embarrassed to strike up a conversation).

The MC isn't a gigantic faggot and actually asks out the girl he likes before the last episode

Giant muscles

Goth chick listened to too much Radiohead.

Only I can think of is Beck but I don't think the chick was very goth so I'm probably off.

You're off, the goth chick part was just a joke though.

Ergo Proxy

A girl needs to pee and another girl is smashed against a wall.

If you're a regular in these threads you should know this.

yep

There are actually surprisingly many series like this so it's hard to say to which you are referring.

Cute tomboy is incompetent at everything else than her job

It's been a while since I saw it so I don't remember everything, but I'm gonna guess Plastic Nee-san

The Highlander with phones

mc become an insomniac on his last day of high school. goes to college and falls in love with his new best friend's very stalkerish girlfriend.

holy fuck im stupid

amnesiac*

Is this the one with ghosts? Haven't watched it.

no ghosts.

Incorrect.

Hint: said girl is voiced by Eri Kitamura. Oh, and the answer is an OVA.

I have a feeling this is Mirai Nikki but I don't know why anyone would still remember it.

Girl wants to become k-on, but is too shy and instead becomes cat.

Hyperthymic girl teaches an autist girl about the joys of her hobby

TADA BANRI.

Because I liked Mirai Nikki

It was fun. I liked 9.

Show by rock?

Correct.

Melonpan > mechas.

got it.

Best girl tells MC he's dead, show has the best OPs and EDs in anime.

I know it can't be Konosuba cause Acqua is a shit.

well gues what mannn thats like just your opinion or something

Obviously not.

Hint: the show somehow involves a retired person.

Government tricks a NEET into thinking otaku are not scum of the earth.

Welcome to the NHK?

Mayincatec Batman.

Questions aside, I think glorification of neets is surprisingly common in anime.
If that's what you got out of NHK then I got bad news for you.

The MC was a total faggot and the two main girls end up together

Some guy goes edgy because his childhood friend dies/got captured. Also, veneration.

Rakudai

baths

>Mayincatec

QUALITY code.

Guy has 17 waifus.

Childhood friend wins, but MC becomes a fugitive, and one of the show's singers retired.

Bonus: name the childhood friend, the MC, and the singer.

Correct.

No, its a legit conspiracy here.

Sounds like cancer.

9 high school girls learn the meaning of disappointment through music.

The one with Romans
Love Live?

>Muh strongest in the world
Also
>Literally chin-muscles

Is it the one with the muppet faces?

...

Adolescence.

Yup.

Boy meets a ghost, and the result is surprisingly normal.
Also no one ever watched this series.

A pervert blackmails a closet pervert into helping a terrorist organization.

Dead voice actors

White haired girl is always hungry, best girl has sisters.

Bonus: give the names of the show's OP and ED singers.

Everyone knows this forgotten series only based on popular porn.

An unhonest statement in the springtime leads to ex-child prodigy picking up his hobby again

C-correct.

Yakuza kisses gorilla.

Onodera best girl, Chitoge second best girl, Marika a shit.

Forced drama
>Not Tsugumi
Shit taste

At least she got Y-san.

Additional hint: one of the characters is a detective, but the series is not probably the one on the top of your head seeing how the detective is male.

Y-san is the greatest waifufag of our time.

It's an anime. It's GOOD. My favorite

>No one has guessed OP
I thought at least 1 and 3 were relatively easy.

An anime about a piece of shit car which is constantly experiencing engine failure, stalling, getting in wrecks, and embarrassing the people that have to use it, but no matter how bad it's condition gets, it never breaks down completely and eventually reaches its destination.

I don't remember the exact number but I'm guessing this is idolmaster or some shit.

Yu Yu Hakusho? Everything fits except the nobody having seen it part.

The MC of the series seems to get free passes as he is kind of cool despite being often portrayed as a complete monster.

16 teenaged kids kill each other in a locked up high school building

Not the one I was going for, but now that you say it it kind of fits too so you get half points.

Nope. It's a currently airing show.
But your answer also seems fitting.

Another?

The devil is a part-timer

Ironically, this could be used to describe Sabagebu!

Catgirl and some other chicks lust after some guy who patently isn't worth it. Then he gets a fucking sci-fi matter fabricator.

No.
I wouldn't say he's exactly a Satan.

Magipoka

Correct

7 fucks are locked in a reformatory with a shitty warden

>MC-Chan is in a state of not being alive
>"I hope my friends miss me"
>her crush's crush can apparently see ghosts
>DRAMAensues as crush crush tries to understand what the fuck MC-Chan is trying to say

This would fit with the flowershop one pretty well.

Maybe, but it wasn't what I was thinking of

Girl who has a good head gave a good head to a deceased (?) loli with white hair who had now transformed into a monster.

He got killed for absolutely no reason. I don't remember the circumstances but he had like to drop the fucking knife in order not to get killed. What the fuck man.

Reverse trap dies during Bastille Day.

Retelling of a classic story that includes some sort of space parasites now for some reason.

retarded girl gets abused by her mother, only friends are a lesbian with apsergers and a fujo

Madoka Magica

gankutsuou

Japanese car brand is transported to another world, fans of an NFL team's sister are still pissed.

Yes.

528 billion.

Amanchu

Bitch boi gets fucked all his life but gets stronk, still getting fucked because "you can't change muh fate haha"
Hey, at least he can slice like 20 dudes in half at once

Encouragement of climb?