I can't do it

I can't do it

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>not being able to do that

lose weight

I can do it, just really slow. The pinky one is the harddest.

easy with both hands
>The pinky one is the harddest.
are you even human?
the pinky is more elastic, otherwise you would break it very easily

>mfw I can do it with both hands at the same time as fast as Azusa does it in the gif

I will never understand how people cant do this

Like how the fuck you cant? It's easy like breathing

I can't do the middle one, which I'm assuming is the hardest. Though I can bend my right little finger really far backwards thanks to breaking my arm, I bet this bitch can't do that.

Post webm please.

How would I record myself without using my hands?

It can be difficult to move the pinky independently of the ring finger.

You know you can place a camera/phone down after pressing the record button, right?

Yes, but I'm incapable of doing anything I try, so why should I care?

>youwillneverbeakeion.jpg

Okay I took the video, gonna convert it to webm

uh-oh

Will he be obese or skelington? Taking bets now!

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He's going to be black.

You were capable of making that post. At least you've got that. Chin up.

Odds on Black are 9:2. I'll put you down for $5, user.

No, I hired a small Indian man to make that for me. I outsource my shitposting due to my inadequacies.

Webm is converting

i can only with my right hand
left hand i can do 2/3 easy and the middle one i'm more like jun trying

Skellington with disgusting nails

7:1. I'll put you down for $10.

Maybe it's a grill with cute, snow white hands.

;^)

102:1. You sure you wanna take that bet?

You guys ready? All the bets placed?

go ahead you skelly nigger with snow white hands

Oh shit. No, please count me out.

BETTING ON INDIAN PERSON

I will take that bet, otherwise my name isn't user.

12:1. I'll out you down for $10.

$20 and your pride as an user it is then.

Holy sht, user? From youtube right?

>webm is 4.23mb
Fuck, making a smaller version. Bear with me

I bet on a skeleton.

Chubby, pasty, baby hands with unkempt fingernails. Put me down for $50

>Bear with me
Oh god, it's not going to be fat or skeleton, user's a bear!

He could be a cute miko who worships a bear.

will he show us his bear hands?

I play piano and I can do it easily on both hands.

7:1. You're down for $15.

21:4. You're a man who likes to be specific, I see.

Odds on bear are 98:1.

>bear odds fucking less than woman odds
never change Sup Forums

I can't do the middle one. I've never been able to do the middle one and my entire life I have been a laughing stock because it's just impossible for me

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Couldn't get rid of the audio, had to post it to /wsg/

if black chance of long fingernails are 100%

it's the easiest

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o fuck

>well-kempt fingernails
FUCK YOU
YOUR PRECIOUS HYGIENE JUST COST ME 50 USD, ASSHOLE

Well goyim, time to pay.

Who here can't make a gun with their left hand?

Well it's a good thing I didn't put any money down on bear.

pasty chubby nigger with well kept fingernails, where's my fucking money

Your ring finger came apart 6 seconds in. You can do better.

>those fingers
I'm pleasantly surprised. Glad I didn't take the bets.

Delivered, not bad!

He could be just a particularly deceitful bear.

Your hands are too shaky

Pasty yes, chubby no, used to be /fit/ actually

The ride never ends.

Which just meant my money would have gone to into honey and child porn.

I've had like 2 pints of black coffee, bear with me. I'm trying not to vibrate through my chair

Outcome inconclusive. No payouts. P/a/ddy Power bookies is now closed. Thank you for your custom.

Ah we should have bet on if you had a soul or not. Clearly the answer is no.

Deceitful bears are the worst type of bear.

I can't even make a hand with my left hand

Be careful, I might steal your soul if you aren't careful. Us gingers can do that from birth

I know user, I've collected several.

Is this what chicken nuggets look like before they are sent to McDonald's?

That "man" is clearly a bear!

That's a big thumb

Just as planned

Shit, son, what happened to you?

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God left me unfinished.

Thalidomide bros WW@

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Since this thread has went /soc/, here's a pic. Can you do this?

No, and I'm glad I can't.

I can bend my pinky pretty far back too, but can you guys do this?

That doesn't seem right at all

Whoops, meant to reply to

Post feet.

NSA, please go and stay go.

W-why?

Yeah it's pretty weird, don't know how it ended up like that.

You have to start very slowly and gradually increase the speed. You can get like that in ten minutes and much faster given more time.

Is it any fun to play guitar if you don't have a band?

No ;_;

I was always jealous of the kids who could do that

holy shit
i just realized who pic releated is
i always thought it was some obsecure shit

Aaaww, I was looking forward to seeing your skills!

I already posted it, fag

Hard level anons.

Made the same mistake myself for years, user. Only recently moved the image to my K-ON! folder after rewatching season 1. So you're not alone.

The autist I am, I prefer to play for my own. Piano though. Why couldn't I be a sociable autist like Yui?

I know that trick, I've seen it with Styrofoam cups. You simply punch a hole in it with your thumb and support it with it. How she punched a hole in an orange without anyone noticing is beyond me.

I can't get enough of Yui lewds