THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFE POT

THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFE POT...

should I walk all the way to starbucks it is 5 blocks and it is cold outside

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He definitely had plastic surgery like a little bitch.

that 'rap' was just horrible. he better than that

>>call in an apache
>>in a mosque
>>on ramadan

wtf does any of this mean?

SHOULD I KILL MYSELF FOR DOING SLAM POETRY OR NOT...

Native Americans are converting to Islam at an alarming rate. They are bad at remembering the new religious holidays so you have to call them in to pray at the mosque on Ramadan.

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For Trump, ball up a fist and keep that shit balled

Your (You)s only make Mossad stronger.

>So is this what she looks like "post op" then?

he's dying his hair color now?

The video begins with a black title screen, which informs us, the viewer, that the online video which we are about to see is one which features the famous hip-hop and rap music artist, commonly known as Eminem. Furthermore, this title screen has two more lines of text, which inform us both that the video was recorded on the 6th of October 2017, and that the video was recorded in the city of Detroit, which is a large city in the state of Michigan in the United States of America.

The title screen quickly fades to black and the video of Eminem in Detroit on the 6th of October 2017 begins. The camera pans downwards from a shot of the ceiling of what appears to be the interior of a large multi story car-lot constructed from concrete. As the camera pans down from the ceiling, we see that it is daytime from an opening in the far side side of the concrete car-lot. Although the car-lot has open sides allowing sunlight to be visible from the inside, the design of the car-lot also features a safety barrier of approximately 3-4 foot in height. It is reassuring for us the viewer to know that both pedestrians and vehicles inside the car-lot have some rudimentary protection to prevent falling from the car-lot, which may otherwise causing harm or loss.

At the same time, we the viewer are presented with ten males figures, who are lined up side by side, all of whom are wearing what is commonly called “street attire”. All of the men wear serious, sombre expressions on their faces, and their postures demonstrates to us, the viewer, that they are confident and ready for what is about to unfold. All of the men appear to be of African-American descent, as denoted by their dark skins tones and street attire; that is, all but one of the men, who positions himself at the right hand side of the line and appears to be a Caucasian man. In addition to street attire, this Caucasian male has a black hooded sweatshirt raised over the top of his head, and wears a large chain around his neck, which appears to be made of the metal “gold”, but there is no way of knowing it's consistency with absolute certainty.

Before we the view are able to assess this situation further, the Caucasian male at the end of the line of men wearing street attire takes a step forward, and continues to move towards the camera at a relaxed and moderate pace. As he does so, the camera cuts to a closer shot of this Caucasian man, and we the viewer from this closer perspective are able to acertain that the Caucasian male is indeed the hip-hop and rap musician popularly known as Eminem. While this Caucasian male is popularly known as Eminem, he has not always been named as such, and was in fact given the name of Marshall Bruce Mathers III by his biological parents upon his birth on the 17th of October 1972, though this individual does not formerly introduce himself by either at this juncture.

This never gets old. I dont even care if its a slide thread. This is why I came here to begin with.

Merely a second later, the famous hip-hop and rap music artist Eminem begins to speak with an eastern America accent and informs us the viewer that this is the calm before the storm right here, which suggests to us, the viewer that the video we are watching is likely to contain rough and impolite content. Eminem walks forward six more paces, over yellow markers on the floor of the large multi story car-lot constructed from concrete, and stops before raising his left arm to his chin and asking himself uncertainly, how he was going start this off, as Mr Eminem appears to have forgotten.

The nine remaining African-American men in street attire seem unphased by Mr Eminem's uncertainty and continue to look serious and sombre. Mr Eminem's confusion does not last for long though and as his signifies hat his perplexion has ended by stating “Oh yes”. It is at this moment that some of the African-American men, now in the background of this video, sway and scratch their necks. There is no way to be certain whether this is because they are in such anticipation of the performance which Mr Eminem is about to execute, or whether they are simply nervous from being in the presence of such a famous hip-hop and rap music musician, but we have to assume it is not entirely purposeless.

The famous hip-hop and rap music artist then describes a pot of coffee which is awfully hot, and asks himself if he should top the said coffee pot onto Donald John Trump the 45th and current President of the United States of America, but ultimately conclude that he should probably not do so. Although Eminem state that he should probably not drop the coffee pot onto Donald John Trump the 45th and current President of the United States of America, he also explains that it's all he has until such time he comes up with an erect penis.

After explaining this, Mr Eminem walks back 3 paces in the direction he had previously come from and wear an uncomfortable expression on his face. Mr Eminem then proceeds to raised the first two fingers of his right hand up to his right eye and explains that he does in fact have a plan, in addition to a hatchet axe, which is similar to hatcket axes often fielded by the native-American tribes people the “Apaches”. Now in metaphorical possession of this hatchet axe, Mr Eminem further explains that it is in fact not a hatchet axe but a Tomohawk. From a design and functional standpoint, a basic tomahawk is a lighter version of a hatchet axe design, produced at very low cost. Now in metaphorical possession of this Tomohawk axe, Mr Eminem describes vividly walking inside of a Muslim mosque on the holy day of Ramadan, and saying a prayer every time that and event happens. Unfortunately the event is censored from the online video and we the viewer are unable to acertain what event would cause Mr Eminem to say a prayer inside a mosque on the holy day of Ramadan.

Again, Mr Eminem takes several paces backwards and wears and uncomfortable look on his face, turning away from the camera concealing his face from the viewers perspective, before quickly returning to view and stating he should probably get something. What that something is, we are unable to acertain, as Mr Eminem stops talking and lets out a moan of anguish, pointing at the camera with the first finger of his right hand, and stating that he is going to stop.

The camera cuts to a shot of the nine African-American men in the background and they continue to look serious and sombre, though this does not last for long before the camera returns to it's original position on Mr Eminem in the concrete parking lot, as he begins to explain that the population of the United States of America should probably give former President Barrack Hussein Obama recognition for his achievements, as comparitivly, Mr Eminem believes current President of the United States of America Donald John Trump is akin to a World War II era Kamikaze pilot.

Awfully

Hot

Coffee

Pot

tru dat my nigga. I thought Em was some sort of rap prodigy n shit but that flow was weak as hell.

>Trump more like Drumpf
>ha nah more like Blumpf
>that dude looks like a Flumpf
>yo, yo just call him Mr Stumpf
>i take it back i call em Gumpf
>haha oh shit looks its Mr Zumpf
>Woke up look like Pumpf
>With a big bag of Cumpf
>So go and tell President Vumpf
>we dont need another Lumpf
>PEACE

Iced Coffee decaf latte

good analysis user

Eminem is now a race baiting faggot. Fuck him -

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGH

imma stop

based