WOW, EVEN THE MAGIC DUDE IS RAPING

SO SO MANY RAPE ACCUSATIONS OUT OF ALL THE FEMALES I FUCKED IF I EVER GET SOME MONEY AND FAME I KNOW THEY WILL PROBABLY ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING FOR MY CASH AND SOME ATTENTION

REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY TO BE A POOR NOBODY FAG

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He made her hymen disappear. I don't get why she's mad, that's a pretty cool trick

poorfag master race.

"former model" aka used up slut who cant make money modeling any more

It's not rape, it's magic.

This

He a member of pussy posse, of course he rape

Made his Dick disappear

Its not rape if she disappears after.

WHAT THE F

How many of these posts are going to be "magician makes something disappear" jokes?

I BET YOU'RE GLAD UR A VIRGIN

The jokes write themselves.

>magic nerds have to rape
no shit

No jail could hold that man anyway.

What exactly does a "former model" do in the year of our lord 2017

It's the polite way of saying "current prostitute"

they are afraid of not being able to settle down with a good man because they were sluts so they are doubling down and saying they were taken advantage of

Watch him pull a Rabbi out of where she shat

watch this trick very carefully. When I count backwards from 666 you'll drop your panties and spread your legs.
i call this one magic rape.

Get raped by autistic magicians
....what am I on /r9k/?

>Wakes up next day
>whathappenedface.jpg
>"Magic man "I used my magic to make you amazing in bed."
>Hides his roofies

aaaannnnnnddd... POOF! MY DICK'S IN YA!

literally every time a man has been involved with a woman, and i mean on any level, even just being in the same building, they were raped
im sure nothing bad will happen from us giving women all this power :DDDD

read the story turns out she got shitfaced knowing they were gonna fuck
she sobered up and regretted it

thats so unfunny that is actually hilarious

Why doesn't he just make her allegations disappear?

Now with the help of my beautiful assistant
I'm going to magically trick this woman into fucking a hideous Jew.

Who cares. The guy can levitate.

We need to make some accommodations for people who can levitate.

Levitate up the chimney

>its more like "I want attention like all the other women are getting!!!"

So this.. is the power of wizardry

>>got raped by a magician
>>he tricked me.

10/10

Kekd

Right in the junior year.

I call this magic trick "disappearing cum".

kek

>agreed to go to bed with him
>kissed him
>finish last sip of drink
>suddenly, in this very moment, shes unable to form any new memories
No drug works like this. Shes a liar

THE PRISONS SHALL OVERFLOW
dude totally looks like a rapist tbf.

This one it's kind of old and one of the reasons he dissapeared from the scene.

Unless he raped another one, it happens

FPBP

(((David Blaine)))

>This thread
I love you all

I hope he has an Ace up his sleeve

The adventures of rapin blain.

lel

David Blaine had sex with Madonna and so did Harvey Weinstein

Your love is false. You came so far. Yet, you fell flat on your face right before success could wrap you up in cotton wool.

failed quads
i fucking hate you

It's just the longest delayed Prestige of all time. Just before the jury votes to convict, Blaine will clap his hands together, and Natasha Prince will jump out of her chair, and proclaim that it was all an illusion, as her anal virginity miraculously levitates through the air, and returns to her loins. The whole courtroom with erupt in applause, and Blaine will look straight into the courtroom cameras and in a deep soothing voice say, "magic".

Jesus fuck, so much outing here. What next, Elmo gonna get called out?
fpbp

>Jesus fuck, so much outing here. What next, Elmo gonna get called out?

inb4 bob ross gets accused

Accuse lol

Arrested for displaying cock magic without consent.

>inb4 bob ross gets accused

2004

underrated

His hand is tiny

Blane is Jewish

Again?

>Elmo gonna get called out?
Well, there was a man fisting him constantly...

the only thig that looks raped is those knees

0/10

A jew

Thats cuz he's a jew, not all jews are rapists but a lot of light colored rapists are jews

>What exactly does a "former model" do in the year of our lord 2017

Accuse famous and/or rich men of rape for money and attention.

Why not? There is absolutely no downside for her. Even if he was tried and found completely innocent she could go on TV and still say "He might have gotten away with it in court, but he still did it" and there would be absolutely zero repercussions.

Thots. Watcha gonna do?

>see 1 feet pinus
>now only half feet pinus
>now it all gone
>now only half feet pinus
>now 1 feet pinus

Yikes. Those kneecaps got some mileage on 'em, don't they?

>read the story turns out she got shitfaced knowing they were gonna fuck
>she sobered up and regretted it

Oh shit. I didn't realise it was a genuine rape claim.

holy shit pajeet

thems not knees, thats a small animal burrow, baby

kek

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Blaine

>and his mother was of Russian Jewish ancestry

wow you are right. good call

everybody's getting their rape on, or getting raped but me

>sex with Madonna
gross af

I don't get it

penis going in and out
you have to be 18

I would rape you user if it makes you feel loved.

love is a spook subscribed to by homosexuals and sub-people (aka women and children) with weak stomachs for violence

dont cut yourself at that edge user

youtube.com/watch?v=dLfupLdopPw

quiet, you mountainkike, we're going to fuck you up, your crimes are about to be exposed and the gold is going to be ours

i'm gonna fuck your mom if you do that

What the fuck are you even talking about? Are you drunk

80's Madonna tried to get into trump's pants. Him being time traveller, rejected her STD laden vegene

have a (you)

BASED KOREA!

I fucking knew what the joke would be before I saw it.

you'd just be doing me a favor
still going through with the protocols
your days are numbered, clockmaking gnome

open Sesame!
Now you're gaped

>NOOO!
>DELETE THIS!
Not David Blaine :( I remember growing up watching his street magic TV specials on channel 5, back when people still used CTR TVs and VHS. Oh this is a sad day indeed, honestly did care about everybody else, but David Blaine...

And I use to think he was bullet proof because he caught a bullet in his mouth :(

Early life[edit]
Blaine was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, the son of Patrice Maureen White (1946–1995),[4] a school teacher, and William Perez, a veteran of the Vietnam War. His father was of half Puerto Rican and half Italian descent, and his mother was of Russian Jewish ancestry.[5] When Blaine was four years old, he saw a magician performing magic in the subway. This triggered a lifelong interest for him.[6] He was raised by his single mother and attended many schools in Brooklyn. When he was 10 years old, his mother married John Bukalo and they moved to Little Falls, New Jersey,[7] where he attended Passaic Valley Regional High School.[8] When Blaine was 17 years old, he moved to Manhattan, New York.[9]

Its all just an illusion.

...

GUILTY.

>his mother was of Russian Jewish ancestry.

What a surprise. NOT.

Every entertainer fem ever will come forward to distract from the REAL Open Secret, paedos, kiddie porn, all the trafficking busts (not being reported on anyway); the Awans, UraniumOne, weiner's laptop, Vegas, Spygate/Rice & Powers; any recent Benghazi hearings, Judicial Watch's work & their hearings...

As if the average American cares about any of those. Anyways, good luck trying to get any attention for the next two weeks or so when everyone is focused on the Dodgers in the World Series.