SO SO MANY RAPE ACCUSATIONS OUT OF ALL THE FEMALES I FUCKED IF I EVER GET SOME MONEY AND FAME I KNOW THEY WILL PROBABLY ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING FOR MY CASH AND SOME ATTENTION
REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY TO BE A POOR NOBODY FAG
SO SO MANY RAPE ACCUSATIONS OUT OF ALL THE FEMALES I FUCKED IF I EVER GET SOME MONEY AND FAME I KNOW THEY WILL PROBABLY ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING FOR MY CASH AND SOME ATTENTION
REALLY MAKES ME HAPPY TO BE A POOR NOBODY FAG
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He made her hymen disappear. I don't get why she's mad, that's a pretty cool trick
poorfag master race.
"former model" aka used up slut who cant make money modeling any more
It's not rape, it's magic.
This
He a member of pussy posse, of course he rape
Made his Dick disappear
Its not rape if she disappears after.
WHAT THE F
How many of these posts are going to be "magician makes something disappear" jokes?
I BET YOU'RE GLAD UR A VIRGIN
The jokes write themselves.
>magic nerds have to rape
no shit
No jail could hold that man anyway.
What exactly does a "former model" do in the year of our lord 2017
It's the polite way of saying "current prostitute"
they are afraid of not being able to settle down with a good man because they were sluts so they are doubling down and saying they were taken advantage of
Watch him pull a Rabbi out of where she shat
watch this trick very carefully. When I count backwards from 666 you'll drop your panties and spread your legs.
i call this one magic rape.
Get raped by autistic magicians
....what am I on /r9k/?
>Wakes up next day
>whathappenedface.jpg
>"Magic man "I used my magic to make you amazing in bed."
>Hides his roofies
aaaannnnnnddd... POOF! MY DICK'S IN YA!
literally every time a man has been involved with a woman, and i mean on any level, even just being in the same building, they were raped
im sure nothing bad will happen from us giving women all this power :DDDD
read the story turns out she got shitfaced knowing they were gonna fuck
she sobered up and regretted it
thats so unfunny that is actually hilarious
Why doesn't he just make her allegations disappear?
Now with the help of my beautiful assistant
I'm going to magically trick this woman into fucking a hideous Jew.
Who cares. The guy can levitate.
We need to make some accommodations for people who can levitate.
Levitate up the chimney
>its more like "I want attention like all the other women are getting!!!"
So this.. is the power of wizardry
>>got raped by a magician
>>he tricked me.
10/10
Kekd
Right in the junior year.
I call this magic trick "disappearing cum".
kek
>agreed to go to bed with him
>kissed him
>finish last sip of drink
>suddenly, in this very moment, shes unable to form any new memories
No drug works like this. Shes a liar
THE PRISONS SHALL OVERFLOW
dude totally looks like a rapist tbf.
This one it's kind of old and one of the reasons he dissapeared from the scene.
Unless he raped another one, it happens
FPBP
(((David Blaine)))
>This thread
I love you all
I hope he has an Ace up his sleeve
The adventures of rapin blain.
lel
David Blaine had sex with Madonna and so did Harvey Weinstein
Your love is false. You came so far. Yet, you fell flat on your face right before success could wrap you up in cotton wool.
failed quads
i fucking hate you
It's just the longest delayed Prestige of all time. Just before the jury votes to convict, Blaine will clap his hands together, and Natasha Prince will jump out of her chair, and proclaim that it was all an illusion, as her anal virginity miraculously levitates through the air, and returns to her loins. The whole courtroom with erupt in applause, and Blaine will look straight into the courtroom cameras and in a deep soothing voice say, "magic".
Jesus fuck, so much outing here. What next, Elmo gonna get called out?
fpbp
>Jesus fuck, so much outing here. What next, Elmo gonna get called out?
inb4 bob ross gets accused
Accuse lol
Arrested for displaying cock magic without consent.
>inb4 bob ross gets accused
2004
underrated
His hand is tiny
Blane is Jewish
Again?
>Elmo gonna get called out?
Well, there was a man fisting him constantly...
the only thig that looks raped is those knees
0/10
A jew
Thats cuz he's a jew, not all jews are rapists but a lot of light colored rapists are jews
>What exactly does a "former model" do in the year of our lord 2017
Accuse famous and/or rich men of rape for money and attention.
Why not? There is absolutely no downside for her. Even if he was tried and found completely innocent she could go on TV and still say "He might have gotten away with it in court, but he still did it" and there would be absolutely zero repercussions.
Thots. Watcha gonna do?
>see 1 feet pinus
>now only half feet pinus
>now it all gone
>now only half feet pinus
>now 1 feet pinus
Yikes. Those kneecaps got some mileage on 'em, don't they?
>read the story turns out she got shitfaced knowing they were gonna fuck
>she sobered up and regretted it
Oh shit. I didn't realise it was a genuine rape claim.
holy shit pajeet
thems not knees, thats a small animal burrow, baby
kek
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>and his mother was of Russian Jewish ancestry
wow you are right. good call
everybody's getting their rape on, or getting raped but me
>sex with Madonna
gross af
I don't get it
penis going in and out
you have to be 18
I would rape you user if it makes you feel loved.
love is a spook subscribed to by homosexuals and sub-people (aka women and children) with weak stomachs for violence
dont cut yourself at that edge user
quiet, you mountainkike, we're going to fuck you up, your crimes are about to be exposed and the gold is going to be ours
i'm gonna fuck your mom if you do that
What the fuck are you even talking about? Are you drunk
80's Madonna tried to get into trump's pants. Him being time traveller, rejected her STD laden vegene
have a (you)
BASED KOREA!
I fucking knew what the joke would be before I saw it.
you'd just be doing me a favor
still going through with the protocols
your days are numbered, clockmaking gnome
open Sesame!
Now you're gaped
>NOOO!
>DELETE THIS!
Not David Blaine :( I remember growing up watching his street magic TV specials on channel 5, back when people still used CTR TVs and VHS. Oh this is a sad day indeed, honestly did care about everybody else, but David Blaine...
And I use to think he was bullet proof because he caught a bullet in his mouth :(
Early life[edit]
Blaine was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, the son of Patrice Maureen White (1946–1995),[4] a school teacher, and William Perez, a veteran of the Vietnam War. His father was of half Puerto Rican and half Italian descent, and his mother was of Russian Jewish ancestry.[5] When Blaine was four years old, he saw a magician performing magic in the subway. This triggered a lifelong interest for him.[6] He was raised by his single mother and attended many schools in Brooklyn. When he was 10 years old, his mother married John Bukalo and they moved to Little Falls, New Jersey,[7] where he attended Passaic Valley Regional High School.[8] When Blaine was 17 years old, he moved to Manhattan, New York.[9]
Its all just an illusion.
...
GUILTY.
>his mother was of Russian Jewish ancestry.
What a surprise. NOT.
Every entertainer fem ever will come forward to distract from the REAL Open Secret, paedos, kiddie porn, all the trafficking busts (not being reported on anyway); the Awans, UraniumOne, weiner's laptop, Vegas, Spygate/Rice & Powers; any recent Benghazi hearings, Judicial Watch's work & their hearings...
As if the average American cares about any of those. Anyways, good luck trying to get any attention for the next two weeks or so when everyone is focused on the Dodgers in the World Series.