What's her problem?

What's her problem?

She likes dating boys that are 18 while she is 16 i believe.

She isn't the superior blonde known as Minato.

>Minato
Minako

Mental retardation. I couldn't bear to finish the first season due to her stupidity. Why can't she just once realize that the moon princess contest that just sprang up in town is a trap?

She's 14.

Real men like the mature adult finess of Matoko.

>Real men
>posting on Sup Forums

Thank you

She's sassy

>dazed_talented_chick.jpg

Is a women, dont try to understand.

Still pretty normal. Even 14 year olds dating 29 year old men is normal.

Mars is best

>Even 14 year olds dating 29 year old men is normal.
Maybe, if you live in fucking Syria.

I'm about to lay it out for you faggots.

Jupiter - Wifey. You wife this shit.
Mars - Hatefuck. You have sex with her out of spite because you make each other angry, but that's it.
Venus - That top shelf arm candy bitch but she ain't loyal
Mercury - This bitch a freak. Maybe some guys are into that but I don't want twizzle sticks in my urethra and shit.
Moon - Basic as FUCK. Bitch literally sent her own daughter back in time to make her teenage self raise it *and* so she didn't have to fuck Darien. That's some next level meta cockblocking.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE OUTER SENSHI, I'M NOT RATING THEM

tl;dr

Jupiter #1

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For pretty much all of recorded history until people starting giving old spent hags the vote

"You've landed on the wrong celestrial body, motherfucker".

Autism

She's 14. Everything is a problem when you're 14.

Tuxedo mask is a fucking pedophile

He's ok

>'Minako...Unyeilding Blade of Moon's Princess...Rise if you Would...For that is Our Curse'
>Usagi starts piggybacking on Minako

He's not a pedo, it just so happened that he met his waifu when she was 14.

>Matoko

Get back to your gas station Ikuhara, you're drunk.

In the manga he was only in high school.

So what? He gets that underage tail and then becomes king of earth because of it.

BECAUSE ITS EVIL

>no one cares about the outer
YOU FUCKIN WHAT
URANUS AND NEPTUNE ARE FUCKING BASED AND MAYBE WHEN YOU STOP HAVING A 13 YEAR-OLD'S MINDSET YOU'LL REALIZE IT

You're dumb.

NO YOU ARE

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That's the joke.

Watching her dark-magically aged up daughter from the future NTRing her fated lover/her daughter's father

best senshi coming through motherfuckers. Sol System need not apply.

Black Lady was alright, but teenage good Chibi-Usa is 10/10.
The story with all their daughters inheriting the Senshi titles and being brats to Usagi's second daughter shows that she's got the same brains as Hotaru, so maybe they'll learn how to cook from Makoto.

why are there no good sailor moon doujinshi

there probably are, they just aren't scanlated

Its not fair damn it

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>slugs
no thanks

shes fucking retarded , we call it her "learning disability"

Black Dog

You can thank me later

retardation