>A US warship on patrol in the Sea of Japan has been issued a Top Secret flash order: prepare to launch an immediate cruise missile strike against North Korea.
It's happening!
Tyler Hill
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Grayson Sullivan
not getting my hopes up again senpai
Parker Edwards
why would this be on the news if it really happened?
shit like that is beyond classified
Elijah Anderson
what kind of top secret order is that if it all over the news
Camden Taylor
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Ryan Moore
The shitty English and nonsensical ramblings from September smell strongly of fake and gay
Austin Mitchell
here let me get you this.
Jayden Gray
slideeeee threeeead
Aiden Kelly
Alexander Moore
i doubt this is real but if it does happen north korea wont pose much of a threat
Jonathan White
please dont be real i just got into college
Noah Walker
You know that China is currently building a gigantic highway that leads into North Korea.
Things could get really messy really quick.
Jaxson Long
yay more wars for israel
Daniel Davis
Kim knows
Nolan Torres
yeah, I just landed a decent job. That's why I'm pretty sure ww3 will break out.
Nathaniel Stewart
>news.com.au
I aint clicking that shit
Dominic Collins
then bomb the bridge
Easton Miller
lel i want my dream job which might not happen because i might need spine surgery to get into shape, so really i dont think they will accept me with the spine surgery even if i get it or not. It blows but i bet ww3 will happen anyway
Thomas Ortiz
THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD
Noah Wood
Newsflash: US warships don't have to be told to prepare to launch a cruise missile. They are ALWAYS prepared while on patrol.
Levi Lee
It's not necessarily the highway itself that should worry you, it's the fact that China is building it that is concerning. It shows they mean business. At the very least, it indicates that they want to capture Nork's military facilities before the yanks/southies do.
Robert Martinez
We can meme this into reality. Please no digits.
Gavin Martinez
>fire a missile over japan with no warning or permission
>they're the goods guys goyim
wew
Hunter Turner
Rolling for happening tonight
Owen Jones
Damn mate, that's a shame. Best of luck with the spinal issues, I hope things work out for you.
Camden Martin
>missile spammer told to be ready to spam missiles
That doesn't sound like much of a happening.
Hudson Nelson
highway*
Joshua Smith
confirmed for happening.
Commanders don't get Warno's unless
their is an imminent threat. This is definite
happening
Tyler Williams
Stay safe America >_
Oliver Baker
Idiots. The article is referencing a message sent to a patrol in September. It’s a “how it would go down” article. Read then sage.
Eli Perez
welp time to move to canada
Luke Miller
Bear in mind, the reason the news is from last month is because it was top fucking secret. They didn't want the nork's to know how ready they were to fire.
This is more or less a planned press release by the US government. They are stating things quite clearly: we're not messing around, the finger is on the button.
Carson Walker
Probably the September 15th missile test.
They might have thought it was the real deal, especially so soon after the nuke test.
Jordan Ward
thanks m8, i hope your job works out for ya.
military fag?
Landon Sullivan
BAMCIS
KOCOA
DRAWDG
Yes faggot
Matthew Young
It's still interesting.
September coincides with the nuke test followed by the IRBM launch over Japan.
They were probably thinking of hitting the missile on the ground.
Dominic Ward
fpbp. I'm not going to believe it until the kill count goes into the millions. I have false happening fatigue.
Jacob Ortiz
Fuck off we're full, go crash with mexico.
Caleb Perez
If you read the article you get the distinct impression it's intentionally leaked as yet another bit of sabre rattling.
>in September
Luke Butler
Thanks mate.
Jonathan Fisher
CHECKED
Eli Russell
tell us more
Camden Powell
Why would this kind of information be released to the public. This is kind of retarded.
Luke Fisher
so secret.
Justin Clark
better to die in nuclear fire than go to (((college))) in the present year.
Eli Ross
every fucking time there's this faggot. go hug a tree, hippie homo.
Thomas Sullivan
bump
Charles Phillips
rolling for dank happening in the next 12hrs
Gavin Ward
Super super secret. This thread will self detonate in 30 seconds.
Angel Morales
I mean why wouldn't us navy give this info to au media so they can blab it all over the world, right?
Juan Gonzalez
Yeah, I don't think so.
Jeremiah Murphy
YOU didn't even read your own sauce
Eli Nguyen
How is he a hippy moron? You are nothing but a brain dead blue pilled sheep. People like you are the reason western civilization is failing.
Justin Murphy
I did. I know this was from last month but the fact that the US released this information is significant. This is nothing more than the US saying: don't fuck with us, the finger is on the button. If the finger was on the button last month, it's certainly still on there this month...
As I said before.
You need to start reading between the lines. Stop taking things at face value.
Grayson Parker
Bitch no one in the world knows a warship's orders but the top brass on that ship and the brass who sent it. Shit's encrypted AND ciphered.
You don't tell the helmsman your fucking destination, he's just there for tradition, steering a big fucking wooden wheel that's attached to a computer, obeying orders like "2 degrees port" and turning his stupid fuckin' wheel.
(I'm down for traditions but that wheel is fuckin stupid for a ship with two goddamn nuclear reactors on it)
Alexander Davis
>Top Secret flash order
so super duper top secret im reading about it on a belgian sourdough waffel enthusiast image board sourced in a pozzed strayan news media