Brit/pol/ - Joe Owens edition

>EU leaders seek Brexit talks progress
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41672097

>Corbyn undermines UK's Brexit stance
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/19/corbyn-undermines-uks-brexit-stance-telling-eu-no-deal-not-option/

>UK Banks linked to money laundering
bbc.co.uk/news/business-41672793

>Crime rises by 13% in England and Wales
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41677046

>Smacking to be banned in Scotland
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-41678797

>NHS waiting times are gonna party like it's 1999
theguardian.com/society/2017/oct/19/nhs-waiting-times-hospital-bosses-fear-a-return-to-1999

>Your organs are state property.
bbc.co.uk/news/health-41435255

>"""""Hate crimes""""" in England and Wales up by 29%
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41648865

>First Brit/pol/ Ruddcunt victim
itv.com/news/wales/2017-09-25/man-arrested-over-hijacked-billboard-in-cardiff/

>Pube drops his hot new demo
vocaroo.com/i/s0mN39oHSUe8

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rt.com/uk/407199-universities-free-speech-johnson/
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Wakey wakey, lads!

bit windy down here atm desu

THE FUCKING ONE THREAD THAT ISNT A SLIDE THREAD PLEASE TAKE A BUMP

Weather’s fine here, mate. A bit cold out.

Thank you.

who up

youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo

Has Rimmer killed himself?

I hope not.

Hahth Rimmer Beep Beep the noe?

You are Rimmer in disguise, aren't you?

No, definitely not.

Mentalist.

Been for your run this morning, tubby?

Fenian.

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What the fuck do you think you’re doing?

What are you listening to this morning?

LBC.

Despite this being an anonymous board that prides itself on this fact - there are people amongst us who believe themselves to be particularly special and above all others here. They believe that their posts and opinions are more highly valued and more important than the contributions of others - these people are known as tripfags.

They are a rotten pustulent cancer that has destroyed this board - along with their allies: The Karenposters and the tranny posters - they have worked tirelessly to derail all forms of rational discussion in favour of their rampant egomania. Their almost unquenchable narcissism has derailed countless discussion and caused a great rift between the formerly united posters of Brit/pol/.

The Tripcunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, egomaniac, arsehole, attention seeker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell people to filter his tripcode and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’m a huge fucking cunt I should have gone to Reddit instead.”
You can stop tripfags by simply not responding to them ever. You can hide and filter tripcodes by going to the [SETTINGS] link at the bottom of the page and adding their tripcode to the FILTER option. BE SURE TO HIDE POST STUBS.

This will improve your experience here tenfold - as it has done mine.
TRIPCODES TO ADD TO THE FILTER LIST!
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NEVER RESPOND TO TRIPFAGS.
Do not sate their narcissism.

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@145967810
@145967850
youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI

Oh fuck off, people like yourself ruin threads. I will talk to whoever I fucking want to. Fat cunt.

>Corbyn undermines UK
Shocker. Read all about it I guess.

Why do people think the Tories wont last until 2022?

They are a mess.

>He perpetuates and enables namefagging and tripcancer on an anonymous imageboard.

The fucking state of you lad. Maybe a website where nametags and post counts is more your style? People who give tripcunts the attention they oh-so-desperately crave and the tripcunts themselves is the reason that the other Brit/pol/ has a higher turnover and more posters than this one. :)

But it's not like they're going to call another election with the opinion polls the way they are, even with their shite number of MPs.

Because they think that they're as fractious and internally divided as Labour, and those divisions will cause the party to try and oust May or that the DUP will withdraw their support for the confidence and supply arrangement before the government reaches the end of its tenure.

>Maybe a website where nametags and post counts is more your style?
Such as Sup Forums.
youtube.com/watch?v=g3OTgTyujtE

>will cause the party to try and oust May
But, they don't need to call a general election for that to happen though, unless I'm wrong, they can just get the requisite number of MPs to go to the 1922 committee and then they call a party leader election, or am I missing something here?

I am WN’s biggest fan.

It would explain a great deal about you.

I know. But the opponents of the Tories (Labour, SNP) are so wrapped up in their cults of personality (Corbyn, Sturgeon) that they think it would be the end of this government.

Gina Miller and Suzanne Evans on BBC News now, if you go on iplayer you should be able to catch it from the start.

>tfw Germany asks for 80 billion

I'd rather kill myself

Fantastic posts from WN, as always. I don’t see the problem.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4997262/Black-man-launches-astonishing-racist-rant-tube.html

Nigger.

Off to work, lads. Really cannot be bothered.

wew its very windy this morning

Nigger.

My fists are lethal weapons.

True.

>have bt broadband
>restart router
>assigned new ip
>its banned from Sup Forums
>why.jpg
>ban reason: blacked cuck posting

Wow. I felt dirty having ownership of that IP. Luckily resetting gave me a different one

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ASK A JAILED Sup Forums lad anything ?
Not CP
But Death threats an shit posts , I thought was all forgot next day !
I got 12 months did 3 months in HM Prison Wakefield ,
You can be admitted to gen pop /wings or the VPU /nonce wards , I stayed on norm wards , No rape , No hassle kept head down /didnt accept help /Goods . Did time an was ok .
Moar of us will go jail , through that stupid Mays Bullshit ok
If going to trial /sentencing date /last day take bag full of stuff , 8 pairs undies , 8 pairs socks , loads toiletries , trackie bottoms an sweat shirts not dark blue , Good 2 pairs of trainers , flip flops for showers ,a good small digital radio an head phones ,
Dont be bullied ! Fight for your Gear ok , like you wanna kill that cunt gouge his eyes out ok , If not Go Numbers /Nonce wing .. be careful you will be preyed on an raped /cock sucker ok !
Fight it out as wing will respect an autist trying ok !

Please save an repost for others ok

Start going to mass.

How are you doing mair?

Tripfagging is a reddit ideology.

youtube.com/watch?v=g3OTgTyujtE

Hello

Yeah?

Why are there so many tripfags on this brit/pol/? it's so fucking weird.

We are brit/pol/.

Not really, you're a literally who tripfag who'll disappear like the hundreds that came before you. I'm just wondering why tripfags are so attracted to this place.

Mentalist.

brill thanks for your input. i dont hate you. you seem like a good guy. just shitposting gets out of hand on the britpols. sorry for this low effort reply but i need to go bed now. nice one.

>No more safe spaces! Universities failing to protect freedom of speech on campus to be fined
rt.com/uk/407199-universities-free-speech-johnson/

Got dentists appointment in an hour lads... I hope he doesn't smell the wine I had for breakfast.

I’m a huge fucking cunt I should have gone to Reddit instead.

>but i need to go bed now.
>10am
nigga what the fuck haha I woke up an hour ago

>SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australia’s near 100-year automotive industry ended on Friday as GM Holden Ltd, a unit of U.S. carmaker General Motors Co (GM.N), closed its plant in South Australia to move manufacturing to cheaper locations.
>The closure comes a year after Toyota Motor Corp (7203.T) and Ford Motor Co (F.N) similarly moved out, eliminating thousands of manufacturing jobs.
>GM Holden, whose SUV range proved unpopular with Australians, will shift production to Germany where advanced automation will help keep costs low as it revamps its lineup.
Praise be to capitalism.
No one wanted to build cars anyway. It is one of those jobs that no one wants to do. The Germans absolutely hate having Merc, Audi, etc.
And it's literally illegal to put up tariffs. TybWTO. There's literally nothing you can do. If you want to put up high enough tariffs to keep industries in your country, the rest of the world will perceive you as a threat and just freeze you out of the global system altogether.

Right, that’s it.

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It's something Mair said, not me. I woke up at 5:20 AM.

>you hear hello outside after Joe knocks your neighbours door

lads i want to get a vpn so mummy may does not spy on me any more, any recommendations?

NordVPN, Private Internet Access, Mullvad

Good morning everyone, I hope you all have a nice day.

You too.

"Diversity for thee, not for me."
- Oxford academics.

Yeah it's windy here in the South East too.

>social apartheid

I hate everything we now stand for in this country. I'm fucking emigrating from this dystopian fucking miserable shithole.

Did any of you catch that EU auditor person on Farage LBC yesterday talking about how the EU is insolvent and that's why they are demanding we pay their pensions because they've lost all their pension money?

That was interesting, fuck the EU.

>black Briton
No such thing exists.

Where's your vocaroo underage faggot?

starting a new job, said I'd come to the company kick off meeting. Had GF issues last night which meant I was up until 3am

What excuse can I use to get out of it?

youtube.com/watch?v=LRAdzF2Ft2k&list=PLcJkCDks2o23LIRWoSWNShV-CXpAhUeo_&index=2


Tail lights through silver rain
Somebody's excited
To be goin' away
Spring like December
On the corner now
Let the memory fade and I'll forget
Well I hope she's not alone
Smiling everywhere she goes
So sweet
Then I remember she's a little older now
I'd let that fade but I don't know how
And when the sun comes up dead
You get sick of it
Makes a howling in your head
All the time
Springtime or December
Can't find cover now
Children they get excited
When the sun comes around
I'm gonna walk in silver rain
Look for mine the same
Walk for miles til the memory fades
And when the sun comes up dead
Makes it hard when you know
That it's a story that gets told all the time

The scandal arose from his matter-of-fact reference to the increased crime that African immigrants could be expected to bring with them. He was immediately suspended from teaching, and a peer-reviewed academic article he had written—“Rethinking the White Australia Policy”—was hastily suppressed.

Fraser later recalled:

> I received precious little support from fellow WASPS. Indeed, Anglo-Australians were well-represented among academic colleagues who did their best to foster a lynch-mob mentality against me among students and the public-at-large. This experience taught me that out-group altruism is seen by my co-ethnics as an occasion for moral preening. I began to wonder just what sort of ethno-pathology is at work among WASPs who refuse to take their own side in a fight.
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WASPs: backstabbing cowards who only know how to work obediently for corporations.

Seriously high energy new Bowden speech:

youtube.com/watch?v=2tlFwTmTWMw

>What excuse can I use to get out of it?
Don't. be commited and go, its your new job ffs.

>tfw not a bingbong

>tfw not a shartshoot

Can you send me a Jar of soil? i need to see what feedom is like, maybe even run some of it between my fingers.

>maybe even run some of it between my fingers.
>Gets Arsenic poisoning from Amerifreedomsoil

>Looses to Tyrone & Tony Blair

Holdens are shit anyway. I'm glad they're dead.

Why haven't you emigrated yet?

They are trashing Peter in /lit/

I want to go to the cinema and have a big McDonald's but I'm trying to lose weight and save money, what do I do?

Do neither of those things and man the fuck up you little bitch.

any cunt want sexed up?

>come to brit/pol/ to post about coach hullowens
>the thread theme is about the coach hullowens
its truly fate

FPBP
>Did he BTFO you on Twitter or something?

But his argument opens with "he gets a lot of things right", but then bases the rest of his argument on adhoms because he doesn't like that he points out similarities, of which there are many, between the Nazi and Soviet regimes.

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/10/how-left-wing-were-the-national-socialists-.html
>The Nazis Wuz the real communists
What did he mean by this?

have you realised that mark collett is now preaching owenism/hullowenism?

opinions?
have you realised that joe is absolutely right - perhaps not in all his accusations - but certainly in his strategy?

playing 4d chess on libshits

Mark just looks sketchy, I don't know why.

>The Nazis Wuz the real communists

Thankfully he doesn't go down that pants-on-head retarded line of logic, he says:

>Does it mean that Nazis and Communists were the same, or that the Left has no real differences form the right? No, I wouldn’t offer anything so crude.