My father has been pushing Christianity on me. I want to read the bible but I want the most pure form i can get...

my father has been pushing Christianity on me. I want to read the bible but I want the most pure form i can get . Which bible do i get?

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Ignatius Study Bible, the commentary is brilliant

Vintage Cambridge King James Version New Testament in calfskin leather.

Nothing after the KJV. The KJV is considered one of the last, good editions.

KJV
douay rheims
orthodox study Bible because the footnotes are the shit

Learn Greek, Hebrew and Aramaic.

The Book of Mormon

Orthodox Study Bible. It explains discrepancies in translation and does the best job of preserving the original church's interpretations of the passages

STOP READING JUDEN TEXTS

>Revised standard version
Fucking kill yourself

it doesn't matter cause you're not supposed to take everything in it literally. It's about abstract human cycles. Use your imagination with this book.

>the most pure form
You'd better start learning Hebrew and Greek then.

Stop drinking semen.

Do you read Hebrew and Koine Greek with a smattering or Aramaic? That's the ideal. No translation needed. But as an American you should use the King James Version w/ the New International Version as a backup.

And start w/ the John. You don't have to read the bible from the beginning. It's quite confusing if you do that. John. That really explains your need for and and relationship w/ Christ.

I don't know your name, but I hope I meet you on earth or in heaven some day.

Quit being a pussy and letting your parents tell you what to do. You're an adult.

No such thing
King James Bible is inaccurate as fuck,
Old testament has been proven to have been doctored and translated terribly many times, dead sea scrolls proven to be wrong in places as it's nowhere near as old as some others.
No such thing as a "pure" Bible, besides the fact that it contains zero truth it's one of the most fucked books in terms of continuity and staying the same through it's existence.
Wasting your time unless you're a dirty larper in which case do whatever the fuck you want

Why would you read one of the worst translations

confraternity bible

This

>user says the yruth
>Come back with propaganda written by a literal Jew
You christcucks are pathetic

Chose a good compromise between "nice to read" and "as close to the original text as possible".
Both rule out the KJV.

Personally I like the New-World Translation, particularly the new 2013 edition. They added tons of information in the appendix reagarding the translation of certain words, the name of God, and of course all the weird units used during antiquity.

The Revised Standard Version is good if you're Catholic or Orthodox and want the Deuterocanonical Books and the Apocrypha .


The New King James, King James and Douay–Rheims are good as well.

Honestly I'd recommend getting multiple translations over time, if's interesting to mix them up.

Christians get off my board

What about the Catholic Study edition? It's been in my family for around 15 years. And I never bothered to buy a new one.

Get the "Jefferson Bible", it was written by one of our founding fathers and removes all that stupid sandnigger babble about humans being shit out of some sky fairies rib asshole.

KJV unironically. As you read each section, read about what each section is related to. Look up unknown proper nouns. Get the back ground and purpose of each book as you dive into them. Then read peripheral texts and mythologies like late Latin texts and the Nag Hammadi's to understand the relation of multiple idea's shared between them.

>He doesn't know about all the intentional editing to the edition to make it gender neutral

>Jehovah Witness Bible

FUCK NO!

youtube.com/watch?v=TkA_eUAH9Nc

Just take one from a motel room. I think they are a modern KJV.

AhhAHhAHHAH hAHAHhA hAHha HA
This fucking guy just recommended that you read Satanist-Jesuit bible.

Use the KJV, start gradually learning the Greek with a duel KJV & Greek compendium

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sage. religion is fucking cancer

Protestant generalist here. Started with NIV then when family had a bible buying spree, I just read the different versions side-by side and made-up my mind, philosophy, and other shit as time went on.

Pretty much sums it up perfectly.

>History of Bible translations
youtube.com/watch?v=RqBEuxGY7DI

Stealing a bible

And have you verified his accusations?
Because in the end they are all utterly baseless.
In fact the NWT has been found to be of excellent quality by hebraists and graecists.

Other "important" critic point of the NWT are usualy along the lines of "the Psalms dont ryme" as if that was more important than an accurate translation.
And of course "you guys did not follow our ancient and totally pagan standards" like translating Sheol with Hell which gives the wrong impression, or actually using Jehova as the name of God instead of omitting it.

cool.
Nothing beats personal research I think.
On my JW-library app I also have the Byington, KJW and New Standard (IIRC), they are all nice, though I still prefer the NWT.

OH FUCK M8 that was meant for OP I didn't mean to put your #'s in the thing twice.

Jefferson Bible

Do not listen to anyone saying KJV, it has hundreds of incorrectly translated passages that often reverse the meaning. Unless what you want is something close to the renaissance interpretations.

>He doesn't know about all the intentional editing to the edition to make it gender neutral
In the NIV for example it only translates that way when the oldest texts explicitly mean that.

nvm.

On the topic of "JWs have their own bible":
jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/faq/changed-bible-beliefs/

>obsessing over translations

This doesn't make sense in the 21st century when we have all of the translations easily available within minutes.

Biblia Hebraica Stuttgartensia, Septuaginta, and Novum Testamentum Graece.

>And have you verified his accusations?

The """translator""" for the NWT was taken to court and couldn't even identify what letter Ω was in Greek. This is all in the public domain.

Nestle-Aland.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novum_Testamentum_Graece

Retards still defend KJV, maybe theyhe should should just pick up The God Delusion and save some money. I don't even use that shit to deconvert christfags, too easy.

>The """translator"""
You do realize that it was not just one guy, right?

King James Edition and then another version of your choice. Having multiple versions does indeed help.

>contains zero truth
The bible is some of the most accurate historical documentation we have. You might as well be butthurt about the 'truth' of julius caesar or alexander the great.

>my father has been pushing Christianity on me

Have your father read the lost book of Enki (ancient Sumerian Cuneiform writings thousands of years before the Jewish or Christian religion ever existed). Show him where Judaic religion comes from, where they got their stories and how they fucked it up.

youtube.com/watch?v=6vOHXOgmoP4

Notice how you are ignored. It's because they've found truth such that they don't need conflict to validate themselves. You are the one who is pathetic.

I read the link and this part has always bothered me for ever;
>What we believe: God is not a Trinity.
Why is this so fucking fundamentally important?
God the Father, the Big guy on the throne. God the son, the incarnation of how much he actually gives a fuck about humanity when compared to the other gods. God the holy spirit, Kinda like Hermes, the Greek god of messengers, except better and not a jackass.

Translations are very important. It was a mis translation that changed a" young maiden" into a "virgin". Now look how important that became!

Because its polytheism which is paganism. God is super-stict when it comes to keeping his worship pure from any external influences. Thats something that did not change when he rejected Israel and created the christian congregation.

That, and trinity is a can of worms you do not want to open:
- If No one can see God and live, how come they could see Jesus and live?
- If God is the source of life, how come Jesus could die on the cross, yet the rest of the world survive.
- If God is a trinity, why is it said in the hebrew scriptures that "your God Jehova is ONE Jehova"?
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- Extension to what I said here
I'm never going to understand the """"controversy"""" behind the trinity. It's like being angry because you just discovered your favorite bowl of soup has water in it.

That's utter bs. Dead sea scrolls show amazing consistency in the text over hundreds of years

>God is super-stict when it comes to keeping his worship pure from any external influences

And yet denying the trinity means that there's a hilarious grammatical error in Genesis which spawned a major "impurity" (according to you) in the faith.

pre council of nicea is ideal

> If No one can see God and live, how come they could see Jesus and live?

Jesus, being god's soul was also 100% human. Looking at a human face won't kill you.
Apparently looking at this god's face can kill you likely because of the raw power of his presence maybe? I don't know much, but holy shit gods are OP for real.

>If God is the source of life, how come Jesus could die on the cross, yet the rest of the world survive.

If this doesn't answer that question, I don't know what will.

Knox Translation is readable and traditional, but hard to find. Look it up.

Whatever translation you choose, if you don't end up liking the style, pick a different one. There are a fair number of good translations as well as Knox: RSV, NASB, NKJV, ESV, are all good. NIV is a little looser translation, but still pretty accurate.

Thanks user.

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>If No one can see God and live, how come they could see Jesus and live?
It isn't implicit that "God" isn't God the father.
>If God is the source of life, how come Jesus could die on the cross, yet the rest of the world survive.
How is this a contention? If the last part is irrelevant, and you only mean something like "How could God die?" or "How could God become lesser than Himself (a man)?" you are committing an association fallacy, i.e. you are equivocating the element of Jesus with the set of God. The pertinent question would be "Can a proper subset of God (an infinite set) be God?" -- an answer being that God is omnipotent. Jesus being God also doesn't imply He was all of God when He was human. You are also implying that a substance (God) can't have multiple forms and that a being such as God must only have one form, which seems unfounded.
>If God is a trinity, why is it said in the hebrew scriptures that "your God Jehova is ONE Jehova"?
You are confusing form and substance. If you think that God is incapable of having more than one form, you need an explanation.

Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek.

That fedora-Jesus tho.
Top fucking kek

>reeeeee big bang in the sky

>bases his whole argument on a gay jews fantasy story
Typical for christars desu

The Babylonian Talmud would be appropriate considering this is a transparent jidf d&c thread.

Honestly, start with anything readable. Then when you can, hop over to Greek Interlinear. If you can tolerate earlier translations, then go for it. Greek is currently the furthest I've gone back, so I can't comment on anything else... but Greek texts has helped give me a better understanding. If I see an interesting word, I'll search for the definition.

Hawaiian pidgin Da Jesus Book.

God, you our Fadda. You stay inside da sky. We like all da peopo know fo shua how you stay, an dat you stay good an spesho, an we like dem give you plenny respeck. 10 We like you come King fo everybody now. We like everybody make jalike you like, ova hea inside da world, jalike da angel guys up inside da sky make jalike you like. 11 Give us da food we need fo today an every day. 12 Hemo our shame, an let us go fo all da kine bad stuff we do to you, jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready, an we no stay huhu wit dem fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us. 13 No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff, but take us outa dea, so da Bad Guy no can hurt us.
[Cuz you our King, You get da real power, An you stay awesome foeva.] Dass it!

**christards**

That thing was transcribed so many times that accuracy is probably too much to hope for -- unless Joseph Atwill is right and it was created by the Romans: youtube.com/watch?v=VcpW7ijTWNg

What? The Dead Sea scrolls show how fucked up the Greeks did the Septuagint, which the christian bible is from.

The other translators don't speak Greek or Hebrew.

Do you not think people could just as easily find comfort in empiricism and materialism, without even any critical thought? Do you really think you take comfort in these things because you're special in some way, or that christfags just don't "get it"? You should seriously consider that it's the other way around.

I feel kinda bad. I haven't been to church since I was 16. I'm 24 now and work a pretty dangerous job. I know my parents pray all the time that I'll get "saved". I always find those stupid ass prayer cloths they put in my stuff. They probably think I'm some degenerate hedonist just because I don't go to church every week to show off with a bunch of feel-gooders.

They have such zeal and think it's the truth but I feel absolutely nothing towards christianity. Everytime I meet a christian that I start to like, they stab me in the pack or show off their air of pretentiousness.

>paganfags

There was a cell of people in Rome that Saul/Paul dedicated an entire book of letters to them.
Wouldn't surprise me if there were some higher-up Romans in on it. Don't know what they'd get out of it though.

Listen, you need to stop sucking dicks ok. Maybe if you do that you can still make something out of yourself.
Stop watching porn and meet a good girl, then make arrangements to move out of the city.
Get a farm, get chickens, and plant lots of veggies.

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You forgot livestock. Chickens (other than in their early stages) are one of the easier animals to keep around as livestock. Beware predators though.

Did thread die?

Any bible that is a direct latin translation

I just came back here to see if there were any stimulating arguments to something I posted only to find that I was told to stop sucking dicks and start a farm.

>Juden recoils from all that is natural.

We have plenty, trust me. Take whatever you need

KJV is the most pure translation in English, if you don't like the olde English you can read the NKJV and if you like to read commentary and explanations with it than pick up an orthodox study bible.

GET IN THIS THREAD!

>New-World Translation
Why do you want the OP to go to hell user? The new world translation is pure heresy.

NRSV for the true Catholic texts

>Douay Rheims
My nigger

google "jesus in india" and don't read the islamic websites

i have got to say that this is some amusing propaganda on christcucks part. You guys do the same shit when you try to convert people IRL yet you are trying to do the same on Sup Forums. Whites on this board really need to stop and think why all of a sudden you are seeing so many christian threads over the election. They found out about this place and are trying to poison your mind.

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bruh our fucking history is christian fucking wicked minds of this time

When you learn greek, make sure to study the Βάμβας edition XD.
In all seriousness, Ive never read an English bible but my conclusion is that the bible is trustworthy. It's a 50 - 100 AD account citing eyewitnesses, there has to be a grain of truth in the New Testament at least.

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>fucking history is christian
wrong a extremely small time in history filled with white genocide.

orthodox one