I really want to be an Aussie and live in Australia.
They have the most based government ever.
Accent is commanding yet funny at the same time.
Who cares about shitty internet? Internet post-facebook is shit.
No niggers. Only Chinese and Filipinos allowed. They know Duterte is based as fuck.
You get large empty lands for hunting and camping.
Who cares if you cant have automatic weapons? Buy a big hunting rifle or GTFO.
Visit your bro New Zealand who's just a beauty as Australia is.
Ride your 1k cc scrambler on the great outbacks.
Gee I wish I was Australian...
Daniel Russell
I love aussies' mannerism it's funny as fuck
Colton Torres
>No niggers there's loads of em
Jaxson Russell
>I wish I was Australian
Is it that bad in the Philippines?
Jonathan Miller
your from melbourne right?
Carter Lewis
adelaide
my neighbours are literal niggers ffs
Asher Phillips
How bad are they, user?
Dominic Rodriguez
Jesus. And here I was wishing I could find a better country to migrate to. This place is fucked.
Nathan Thompson
>How bad are they, user? not bad at all, they only have daughters
Wyatt Johnson
Still better than India though
Isaiah Bennett
>They have the most based government ever.
no, our government is a bunch of elitist cucks on a mission to sell this land to china and import more niggers
Logan Walker
>based government
nah yeah nah
Gabriel Evans
Prety bad, most live on welfare and complain about every fucking thing they can
Nathan Green
You in Salisbury bro? Feel bad for you. Did mobile patrol for the council there for 3.5 years. And I shutdown a bunch of big raves in that time. One white guy vs. 200 nogs is an enlightening experience.
Charles Green
nope i live in a fairly nice area
Benjamin Walker
Will the Philippines assist us against the Indonesian menace?
Caleb Wilson
>Philippines I fucking hate your stupid corrupt, social media-addicted, degenerate excuse of a country
Dominic Bell
>tfw quintessentially aussie
Nathan Brown
Who can tell the difference anymore?
Aiden James
First off fuck off we're full. Secondly you cunts have the accent not us. Our Internet is worse than nigger-tier that's true, but goddamn it we tried for a full fiber optic NBN and got fucked by politicians who said eventually we'll get there. No niggers? Aboriginals are lower than niggers to the point they've been designated Australoids or some niggerish bullshit like that to make them feel special when in reality it proves they're nothing more than wildlife whom we treat as equals. Empty land here is desert mate. We might be allowed to own butter knives but the fucking UK has better gun laws than we do. Visiting New Zealand is literally visiting another country. Don't confuse us with those sheep fuckers. You have better crotch rockets FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
CUNT
Luis Perez
They spread to Beaumont too? GlAd I fucking left.
Levi Reyes
Simple answer for you, Fuck off, were full.
Eli Diaz
based anons
Cameron Evans
>Gee I wish I was Australian... i know that feel bro
Jack Campbell
we dont fucking want any more asians we have too many of them already
go to canada
Gabriel Cox
Ever visited an abo town?-I've been to Wilcannia 3 times and had to do security at Cherbourg hospital for 6 months. Give that a fucking go and then tell me how bad it is. There's a reason ppl say if you run over a coon on the Nullarbor you just keep fucking driving.
James Johnson
We hate the indonesians too bro... Bunch of drug dealers and terrorists.
Sebastian Brooks
whatever keeps you people from coming to Canada OP.
Thomas Gutierrez
Bring me some qt flip concubines and I'll sponsor you with my company as long as you have some skills.
This. Sydney here and we have LOTS of black exchange students and backpackers coming in. Not to mention the local aboriginals that are already here. I go clubbing once in a blue moon and see more and more.
Joshua Rodriguez
indians can operate a phone though.
Evan Lee
>Bunch of drug dealers and terrorists. you just described your own country
Austin Hill
Deal, I can send my friend. Pic related.
Nathaniel Phillips
No, get me Sunshine Guimary.
Nicholas Jenkins
Boohoo these americans are so jelly because we dont like their country anymore lol... And now theyre being flooded by MEXICANS lmao serves you right fat fags
William Adams
I really want to be an Australia and live in Aussie .
Jordan Perez
the rule is that if you want to move to Australia you must bring a qt sister or cousin for one of us to marry
Luis Hernandez
I think maybe we should turn gay like the scandis or something. This whole laconic faux protectionist attitude just makes shitskins want to come here more.
Ryder Cook
Haha^^9/11^ >They have the most based government ever. You poor delude fuck >shitty internet? Yep. You have no clue. >Internet post-facebook is shit. But you are weird if you have no FB ... Friends and family want to sign you up and insist on tagging you in pics they sneak of you.
>No niggers. Only Chinese and Filipinos allowed. Again.. Deluded, misinformed and soon to be woefully disappointed.
>They know Duterte is based as fuck. Hmmm. 98% wouldn't know who Durante is.
This is a shitpost.
Nolan Johnson
same person FYI
>because we dont like their country anymore lol as if we care? WE dropped your ass ages ago and look where you are now.
>And now theyre being flooded by MEXICANS lmao serves you right fat fags I've been to your country. Fat asses in short sleeves and sandals are everywhere. then there are all the kids who are clearly malnourished.
also >DUDE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS LOS ANGELES lol
John Kelly
somalia ok?
Jack Moore
>look where we are now We dont have a moron like Trump as president
>fat asses and short sleeves and sandals with malnourished kids You mean Brooklyn?
>entire country is los angeles Nope, San Francisco because your all faggots
Luis Parker
fuck off cunt were full
Thomas Diaz
>government >based Selling your country to China is based?
Angel Hughes
911 get kek why post the same copy pasta OP Just go move to Australia, you could buy a plane ticket for pretty cheap.
Adrian Evans
OP, are you a chick, or can you become one?
Jacob Bailey
Its not copy pasta... I change it everytime
Michael Phillips
Fuck mate bet you saw some shit with all the coons.
Jeremiah Martin
>Only Chinese and Filipinos allowed Completely incorrect. Fuck off we are full.
Nathan Phillips
>They have the most based government ever. Debatable.
capcha: kebabs estate
Charles Turner
What's the difference between an abos cunt and a cricket ball?
You can try to eat a cricket ball
Luke Taylor
Can you guys elaborate why Australia goverment sucks? All i hear from outside are good stuff like you guys being the longest economy going without recession and stuff like that. Top education system, top healthcare system, top tier banter, etc...