Three Questions

After years of exploring every corner of the world, you are in a tomb with an ancient extra-terrestrial artefact. As you heard in the old tales, it supposedly wields the power of knowledge.

You proceed to try and activate in some way and are successful. An eerie voice comes from the artefact and speaks in an unidentifiable language, "W-What?" you stammer, suddenly the voice speaks in fluent English and says "A question you give, an answer you shall receive."

What would your first 3 questions be?
(pic kinda related, idk fuck off)

1: why did the Aussies lose a war against flightless birds
2: who did 9/11
3: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

how do we stop Islam and judaism?
how do we make ayys start intergalactic crusades?
are traps gay?

how to genocide those who call themselves zionist jews
how to teach niggers to be civilized
how to migrate and live on other planets

I get 3 questions?
Really?
What do you mean I only have one left?

nigger

Will I believe in God when I die?
Did she like me?
what is the best way for me to live?
>inb4 "gay xddd"

Why are British "men" so cringy?

1. What is love?
2. Baby don't hurt me.
3. Don't hurt me, no more.

What is the significance of Gnostic texts, and how do they relate to ultra-terrestrials?

Is it possible to summon, control, bind, or otherwise wield power over an Archon through a ritual?

Are traps gay?

What is 1+1
What is 2+2
What is 3+3

Idgaf

okay this is really bothering me but she actually looks like an amputee in the picture.

no idea

gayest thread ever. op's faggotry knows no bounds.

This.

Are Traps Gay?

1: Do you have the entire history of humanity in meme format?
2: How long will it take you to meme the entire history of humanity?
3: Will you make a thread for all the anons in the current year posting the entire history of humanity in easy to share and save information kernals that we all know and love as dank memes?

What are tge atributes of God?

What is the simpliest way to become Imperator of earth?

Why do people reply to "your mother will die in her sleep tonight" threads?

1. hWhat is yer name?
2. hWhat is yer quest?
3. hWhat is yer favourite colour?

Why is this on Sup Forums?

Why is OP such a fagot?

How do we get rid of all these slide threads?

SAGE

where do we come from?
what do we do here?
where are we going?

How can I be rich easily for the rest of my life?

Does reincarnation exist?

If so how can I stop reincarnating forever ?

Pretty good.

1. Who were the Mandalay Bay shooters?
2. Where is that treasure in the midwest buried?
3. How do you talk to girls?
Sufficient I think.

He said first three, not ONLY 3. Your shitty joke is even shittier.

1. Whats under the ice
2. What lies behind the firmament
3. Whats the full recipe for coca cola

You got him good

How fucked is Gaia?

Is the migration 'crisis' and hysteria about it the first signs of global overpopulation?

Would the Earth recover if human breeding slowed down?

>Is it possible to summon, control, bind, or otherwise wield power over an Archon through a ritual?

Archons are how liberals see conservatives. Gnostic texts are satirical.

I know you're trying to look smart right now but please stop

>Anonymous
Pretty good
An autist outcome

>I know you're trying to look smart right now but please stop

Thanks for the (you) dude.
I can guess what upset you.

No. You'll be dead.

Ask her.

Believe in God now.

wuz we kangz?

What knowledge can I use to personally destroy the (((Jewish))) plague on humanity?
How can I keep (((Jews))) at bay personally without asking for help?
What will keep these (((christkillers)))) ignorant of my actions until they are completed?

What is an appropriate proof or disproof for P=NP?
What is an appropriate proof or disproof for the Riemann Hypothesis?
What is an appropriate proof or disproof for the Navier–Stokes existence and smoothness problem?

How do I get girls to show bobs and vagene

How do I cleanse the taint from saidin?

1) tell me everything about the future
2) are there more advanced civilisations in the universe
3) how to solve the jewish problem

You don't need an et artifact to tell you that answer and if you really are wondering if traps are gay then you need to lurk more.

Why niggers?

>tfw the artifact ignores your dumb ass because your first wasn't even a question

>is math related to science

Who created this artifact

What happens after we die

Will niggers ever gonna stop nigging?


I must seek answers for the betterment of humanity

how 2 nat soc pls

>Is jewish zog conspiracy about taking the world with degeneration of western civilization true?
>Will white race and their civilization succede and survive?
>Are americans white?