After years of exploring every corner of the world, you are in a tomb with an ancient extra-terrestrial artefact. As you heard in the old tales, it supposedly wields the power of knowledge.
You proceed to try and activate in some way and are successful. An eerie voice comes from the artefact and speaks in an unidentifiable language, "W-What?" you stammer, suddenly the voice speaks in fluent English and says "A question you give, an answer you shall receive."
What would your first 3 questions be? (pic kinda related, idk fuck off)
Hudson Ramirez
1: why did the Aussies lose a war against flightless birds 2: who did 9/11 3: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Hudson Jenkins
how do we stop Islam and judaism? how do we make ayys start intergalactic crusades? are traps gay?
Christopher Lopez
how to genocide those who call themselves zionist jews how to teach niggers to be civilized how to migrate and live on other planets
Carter Hall
I get 3 questions? Really? What do you mean I only have one left?
Cooper Bell
nigger
Ian Morgan
Will I believe in God when I die? Did she like me? what is the best way for me to live? >inb4 "gay xddd"
Charles Roberts
Why are British "men" so cringy?
Parker Gonzalez
1. What is love? 2. Baby don't hurt me. 3. Don't hurt me, no more.
Jaxson Martinez
What is the significance of Gnostic texts, and how do they relate to ultra-terrestrials?
Is it possible to summon, control, bind, or otherwise wield power over an Archon through a ritual?
Are traps gay?
Xavier Nguyen
What is 1+1 What is 2+2 What is 3+3
Idgaf
Eli Walker
okay this is really bothering me but she actually looks like an amputee in the picture.
Mason Lee
no idea
Xavier Nelson
gayest thread ever. op's faggotry knows no bounds.
Christopher Bell
This.
Ryan Jackson
Are Traps Gay?
James Butler
1: Do you have the entire history of humanity in meme format? 2: How long will it take you to meme the entire history of humanity? 3: Will you make a thread for all the anons in the current year posting the entire history of humanity in easy to share and save information kernals that we all know and love as dank memes?
Jace Cruz
What are tge atributes of God?
What is the simpliest way to become Imperator of earth?
Why do people reply to "your mother will die in her sleep tonight" threads?
Noah Wood
1. hWhat is yer name? 2. hWhat is yer quest? 3. hWhat is yer favourite colour?
Eli Anderson
Why is this on Sup Forums?
Why is OP such a fagot?
How do we get rid of all these slide threads?
SAGE
Josiah Ross
where do we come from? what do we do here? where are we going?
Aiden Gomez
How can I be rich easily for the rest of my life?
Does reincarnation exist?
If so how can I stop reincarnating forever ?
Owen Richardson
Pretty good.
Hudson Myers
1. Who were the Mandalay Bay shooters? 2. Where is that treasure in the midwest buried? 3. How do you talk to girls? Sufficient I think.
Joseph Stewart
He said first three, not ONLY 3. Your shitty joke is even shittier.
Leo Scott
1. Whats under the ice 2. What lies behind the firmament 3. Whats the full recipe for coca cola
Nathaniel Turner
You got him good
Christopher Kelly
How fucked is Gaia?
Is the migration 'crisis' and hysteria about it the first signs of global overpopulation?
Would the Earth recover if human breeding slowed down?
Kayden Scott
>Is it possible to summon, control, bind, or otherwise wield power over an Archon through a ritual?
Archons are how liberals see conservatives. Gnostic texts are satirical.
Hunter Reyes
I know you're trying to look smart right now but please stop
Adrian Brown
>Anonymous Pretty good An autist outcome
Jordan White
>I know you're trying to look smart right now but please stop
Thanks for the (you) dude. I can guess what upset you.
Parker Harris
No. You'll be dead.
Ask her.
Believe in God now.
Julian Powell
wuz we kangz?
Daniel Sanchez
What knowledge can I use to personally destroy the (((Jewish))) plague on humanity? How can I keep (((Jews))) at bay personally without asking for help? What will keep these (((christkillers)))) ignorant of my actions until they are completed?
Justin Thomas
What is an appropriate proof or disproof for P=NP? What is an appropriate proof or disproof for the Riemann Hypothesis? What is an appropriate proof or disproof for the Navier–Stokes existence and smoothness problem?
Grayson Nelson
How do I get girls to show bobs and vagene
Gavin Sanders
How do I cleanse the taint from saidin?
Kevin Adams
1) tell me everything about the future 2) are there more advanced civilisations in the universe 3) how to solve the jewish problem
Nathaniel Mitchell
You don't need an et artifact to tell you that answer and if you really are wondering if traps are gay then you need to lurk more.
Ayden Phillips
Why niggers?
Julian Scott
>tfw the artifact ignores your dumb ass because your first wasn't even a question
James Cooper
>is math related to science
Carter Hall
Who created this artifact
What happens after we die
Will niggers ever gonna stop nigging?
I must seek answers for the betterment of humanity
Xavier Evans
how 2 nat soc pls
Jackson Taylor
>Is jewish zog conspiracy about taking the world with degeneration of western civilization true? >Will white race and their civilization succede and survive? >Are americans white?