What is the absolute last thing you want to hear while riding public transit? I'll go first

"Allahu Akbar!!"

Conductor we have a problem

"Sir, can you take your hand off of my ass"

OOGA BOOGA MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB GIDDA BE TA TUM BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA

Announcements for the next station in a language other than English

"He is trying to drug me!!"

"WHO FARTED?!"

"Hey long time No see"

that

>Using (((public transportation)))
It's like you're trying to be a nigger.

came here to say this
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*

hi user, can you spare a moment to talk about our lord and saviour cthula

"This isn't a dream. You really are a common filth pleb."

>What is the absolute last thing you want to hear while riding public transit?

Black female talking on the phone

Dem sum nice fone and shoe u got der. Can I has em. U no cause of ur slavery and shit.

"Fahrkartenkontrolle"

One time on a Greyhound I was stuck behind a fat hobo with a long green military duffel that was all lumpy and smelled like wet dog. We stopped somewhere in PA near Breezewood and I walk into the john to see him washing his balls in the sink right next to the door. And all I see is this dirty cauliflower lump in his hands and he looks up and goes "What!?"

Gimme Muhammad please.

"I free bleed"

Burn the entire train

Is that seat free?

this. havent bought a ticket since my childhood.
In cologne its 1,90 euros for 4 stations max. which in the inner city cant be like 5 min at some routes.
Fuck that man.

Derka Derka Muhammed Jihad

the bus plan I just filed with the bus station lists me, my staff, conductor Pavel here, and only one of you.

Try living in a city like cologne and finding parking spots. good luck.
I got a car and i still use my bike and the public transport more to get around.

any asian language, especially vietnamese, fuck that is a ugly annoying language

"I'm Picklerick!!!! XD"

I don't know what I was going to say, but I'm switching it to this. My cubicle neighbor is a Vietnamese woman and it is by far the ugliest thing I have ever heard

"This one is still alive. Hurry, put these in his ass, they'll never find them before they hatch."

Stop Manspreading you disgusting misogynist

OOH LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO

''Wollah meh a sahbi''

Waiting for the mods to push this to /bant/ as quickly as they did the thread discussing redpilled movies and media

Ey cuz

"NANI?!"

Don't tell me the trains in Sydney have announcements in Chinese now.

underrated

this,

IM A PICKLE RICK

Train announcements in English.

"Explosive diarrhea"

anyone who replies to these threads deserves a fucking ban. You bring nothing to Sup Forums

next stop stockholm

I would never be on public transportation because I'm not a filthy nigger.

this single post got me anxious

Public Transport. It's called "The Loser Cruiser" for a reason you know.

Wubba lubba dub dub!

Black Lives Matter

Of all the things ITT, this is the one that causes me the most worry.

Also known as the peasant wagon.

"Is it ok if I sit in your lap?"

>What is the absolute last thing you want to hear while riding public transit?

A snot spilling, coughing woman talking into her phone saying:
"I just got back from Africa 4 days ago, I was a Nurse in an Ebola Clinic"

"Dame un argo"

Today that's guaranteed to cause a panic and stampede, it might kill you even if the guy shouting it was not a jihadist.

I don't ride public transit, I'm not a pleb.

"I'M PICKLE RICK. I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY. PICKLE RIIIICK!"

>Tfw too polite to say no

Replacement Bus Route

HOLY SHIT
THE QUADS

I would rather hear allahu akbar and die than this

>"eh mane, was up? You gud mane?"

"El bordo el traino now-o"

The absolute last thing you want to do is ride public transportation. Also, you don't have to worry about some wacko yelling Allahu Akbar. At least, not there (adding insult to injury)

>He doesn't enjoy catching up with literally anybody
>He isn't already starting conversations anyway

Phil?
Phil Connors?

Real Communism has never been tried.

“Let me hold a dollar”

"tickets please"

SHOOOOW TIIIIME!

"That one was wet!"
*coughs* "The doctor said I'm not contagious."
"Ticket, please."

"I dont drink
I dont cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus"

Förlåt, men jag förstår inte.

You know that moment when you fart in a public place and try to be silent about it but it comes out super wet and loud and people are all staring at you breathing in your shame stink for the like minutes it takes to dissapate... that stuff gives me nightmares

"White man shooting random people with no motive!!"