*runs for president*

*runs for president*

'Zehu Nakulu, Kid'

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I like Zuckerberg's shtoyle. He has an impressive and unblockable shtoyle.

>xos
lmao

Eating meat is an abominable, detestable and morally inexcusable.

Meat eaters shall surely be put to death.

he's a reptile cut him some slack, yeesh...

this man creeps me out like no other

it's like he's in a position he shouldn't be in, he's shattering reality. this isn't supposed to be happening.

I am human- zuc

>when you're a billionaire but the average division III athlete in college gets more pussy than you

Imagine if a real human being was in his position, what they could achieve. Instead the CIA funded this incredible halfwit.

nanu nanu Xucc

How hard is it to assassinate this guy? Does he have trained snipers in civilian clothing?

I remember someone posting how zuck was in a hotel across the street and all internet connections were shut down in the area as well as security everywhere

His shtoyle is unblockable. He cannot be defeated. His shtoyle is superior to your shtoyle.

his skin is made out of kevlar. the powers that be have dozens of backups anyway.

Ayyyy LMAO

>an internet guy as president

Very progressive

That picture is fucking creepy.

Chris-chan should become Democrats next candidate.

That's it! I'm on the #ZuckTruck now!

Greetings.