What the fuck was God smoking when he created this on the sixth day?

What the fuck was God smoking when he created this on the sixth day?

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Is it all the different from humans really? She advertises sex only to devour the instant you impregnate her.

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That's not how anglerfish work you retard

I mean the guy made weed too, so probably that.

yo some fish are gonna be scared AF

God is a master predator, and nature is his word.

Oh but it is. Every male anglerfish is literally a manlet.

>I will make something weird as fuck, nobody will notice it either way because it will live so deep LOL

I dingle my angler to attract honeys but deep down low the booty dont show

Its a warhammer squig.

But couldn't have God foreseen humans developing deep-sea submarines in the future? He is omniscience after all.

you were not meant to see. delet this

actually it is sort of. The male anglerfish fuses with the females body so it can be "devoured"

He was probably taking rich, large rips from a water pipe of blue dream haze or girl scout cookie

He is, just polack is retarded.

god decided he hated those pussy things he was creating and made something badass.

Cause its really fucking neato. Its like a sci-fi monster, but real.
If you have the power to create anything and evetything an unlimited amount of times among everthing you'd be making some giant-mouth, lite-brite fish monsters too.

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God didn't make the modern anglerfish. He made single cell organisms that gradually evolved into all the different life forms on earth (I mean, if we're going to get technical, he made the bacteria that arrived on Earth via meteor). Anglerfish look like they do because that's what's best-suited to survival in their environment. Blame lineage-propagating generic strains l mutations for that monstrosity, not God.

Humans may think they are Gods but only in this dimension does it hold.

And? What point would he have to hide it? By the time we had subs we could realize there are some weird animals out there, this fish included. Its just a fucking fish.

>muh evolution

As if a Great White could ever evolve into a Bold Eagle.

I wonder what it tastes like.

Why the need big scary teeth?

You might be on to something there...

>Being a maximum level retard
Most sane churches understand that God created the Universe but everything else played out with minimal interference

Posideon decided on that day he wanted to fuck with the minds of the first biologists to see it.
And when you're going to put life in extreme environments, you need to do some extreme evolution to help them survive there.

>a lamprey, some rotted fish, two dead Mola Mola
Yawn.

Hot damn do I love deep-sea horrors. What are the black slimes in the middle, though?

>Bold Eagle

I don't know, maybe the deep-sea is the floor on which He tossed the bad ideas from the drawing board.

Wasn't smoking anything. He created this, simply for you to make this thread.

So God sent a meteor down to kill all current life forms, because he originally fucked up? How omnipotent of him

Did I write that wrong? Sorry. I'm a mere Pole. How's your Polish btw?

Was he on XTC when making this?

What the hell was he thinking when he made us?

What in oblivion is that?

Something along the lines of "Hell yeah niggu. I'm gonne RULE!"

Well you aould make fucked up looki g things to right? Like he made you.

lol wtf

evolution and satn created this the fish god created was cute

The male angler is generally far smaller than the female. He bites her and holds on for the rest of his life, eventually becoming a part of the female. Like a mobile sperm bank.

Comfy
youtu.be/3sqXblBODeg

youtube.com/watch?v=dNOjs6NBgOM&t=51s

are those fish retarded?

>believing God created anything
>Believing in God
>God
>Skydaddy

Drop that blunt before you hurt yourself

kek
true though.
you have to remember all of God's creatures fit on the Ark

>Expecting someone with >American education to speak languages other than English and French/Spanish

What makes you think he decided on that happening and it wasn't just cosmic chance?

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Not the fish though

no, but I was making a point that a lot of different forms of kinds are created by many years and breeding

The same thing as when he made niggers

You speak three languages? WOW. And EVERY American does too. WOOOOOOOW.

>YOU'RE A FUCKING PLEBIAN BURGER WHO ONLY SPEAKS ONE LANGUAGE, POORLY

What the fuck is that

Am I the only one who sees it?

harlequin foetus

Litteral lizard people
WAJE UP Sup Forums

>there are fish that live under the pressure of the equivalent of an entire blue whale smashing just a house cat

Yes, I'm saying that American "education" is a joke and as a result the majority of Americans are critically ignorant compared to their international peers. We are in agreement.

fifth*

Because God would have made that meteor, as you said. And, being omnipotent, he could initially foresee its "lifespan" upon creation. Ergo, he fullwell knew it would crash into earth wiping out his original creations.

Why woukd we learn other degeneraye languages? America is basically the size of europe and you can just soeak english

This one is pretty cute desu

my bad

What up friend?

That's deffo something i'd get stoned with

mosquitoes exist.

CHRISTKEKS BTFO!!!

deep sea creatures are beautiful

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This

Fat Boy Slim video

Agreed... they have such beautiful personalities.

>believe in evolution but not God
isn't the very end game of evolution to be omnipotent, omniscient? Of course it is, and yet you believe it impossible For there to be one such as that. You people really don't think shit through very well, do you?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_fish
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelican_eel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frilled_shark
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_seadevil
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largehead_hairtail

>Cant find names for the others
>Aliens more than likely

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Truly the dark souls of the ocean

>most (((sane churches)))

Fuckin anime this deep in the ocean? Japs need a 3rd nuke

God Created Fish on day 5

It doesn't matter how disturbing it is, if it works it works, just be happy he didn't fill the oceans with dild- (pic related)

What the fuck were you thinking when you posted this to Sup Forums ?

saged, reported.

>god said, "i'll put all my best shit down at the bottom of the ocean where it will be safe."

Weed was just a happy accident that just happened to be something that could survive while being smokeable

That was pure chance, a horrid occurrence really

Literally my ballsack

>Be god
>Make kawaii anime fish desu
>Chad Lucifer calls you a giant fucking low test weeb
>Get a case of cosmic 5D butthurt
>Hide it deep in the ocean, DEEP
>Make up Revelations just in case the mortals find out
Truly the end times.

Nigger is a French word.

cocaine

what's so weird with that

That is a ratfish aka chimaera. Have caught in Puget Sound before.

its a Rabbitfish.

There is no god, they are left-over spawn of the Great Old ones.