Laws that ban strip clubs

Many states in the US are considering laws that ban fully nude strip clubs. If I wanted to live in communist china, I'd move to Okinawa.

Strip clubs offer private, moderately priced entertainment for men. That's literally it. There aren't guns or drugs there, it's just private entertainment

I went to a strip club the last time I was in Kansas City and it was a great time. They kept my iced tea refreshed and the women I spoke with all were going to school with the money they made. They invited me back there the next time I'm in town and I like that!

Who /stripclub/ here?

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strip clubs are like paying for a whore and then getting blueballed.

they're kinda degenerate, user.

they're usually a cover for prostitution, and lots of underage stuff goes on

>Okinawa
>communist China
My sides

I'm not seeing any problems

why would i pay to watch someone eat steak?

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG

I've always hated titty bars and what they stand for. In before fag. Go spin on a chair leg.

>no drugs
>at a strip club

Are you not getting enough nudity from the Internet...for free mind you? Let them wear clothes. I prefere cloths anyways, it hides their flaws

>ban fully nude strip clubs
Any clubs that feature scantily clad women should be illegal.
>they invited me back there the next time I'm in town
Yeah no shit, they want your fucking money.

These places increase crime within the areas and are degenerate as fuck. They need to go.

Pretty much this. They're only good when you want some alcohol with some eye candy to go along with it, just don't waste your money tipping them or paying for lapdances.

>If I wanted to live in communist china, I'd move to Okinawa

>my degenerate hobby that romanticizes being a gross whore and caters to pathetic betas is under attack!
>Nothing of value was lost

t. no friends to go to a strip club with and too embarrassed to go alone

Strip clubs are for people who can't convince co-eds to take their clothes off for free (and by "free", I mean a shots of fireball).

>go to decent strip club
>expected to tip the doorman
>overpriced booze
>waitress/barmaid straight up demand their tips
>sit right by the stage
>while dancing, a stripper gets her pussy about 4in from my face
>it doesnt even smell

waste of time

>amerifats cant even fuck prostis legally

I dont know if you know so im going to tell ya:
We have completely legal brothels in germany and im talking big. If you visit the Pascha in Cologne for example on a Saturday night you can choose between 100s of women to fuck.

Its a pretty big building with 7 floors and on each floor a 30-40 rooms. In front of each room there is a women waiting for you. Some wear nothing, some are wearing lingery.

You pay 5 bucks entry fee and then you are good to go. You will pay around 50 bucks for a fuck. And you now what? It sucks.

They only do it with condom on and they have multiple men every night so you have sex but it doesnt feel nice. If you want to have nice sex we have smaller and more private "agencies". Those women really sell you love. Its awesome but you will pay 150 bucks a hour.

And you know what else? We have an amazon for prostitutes where you can check prices, compare the fetishes and you can buy women like meat. You can pick the age you want, the weigh, the hair colour... its fucktastic.

Hell, i probably spend a couple of 1000s on prostis and you know what? I dont regret anything. The government get its taxes, the women most of the women i have less pressure. Win-Win-Win.

Okinawa is japan though, is this some joke I'm not getting or are you simply geographically ignorant?

this is america: no fun allowed. halt criminal scum.

>for men
I think you know why

i'm glad to hear the eternal german autism has extended to prostitution as well.

>There aren't guns or drugs there
haha

Can I just ask, what the fuck is the point of a stripclub?

Why would you pay money to look at women stripping who you're not allowed to touch while sitting right next to your male friends?

Isn't it awkward as fuck and extremely frustrating?

Why not just watch porn home alone where you can see women do a lot more and jack off in private, give prostitutes your money who'll actually let you fuck them? And it seems most guys who go to strip clubs are normies who can get a girl to take their clothes off for them for free and then fuck them for free, literally what is the point?

I'm 32 and never been in a strip club before in my life as a patron. What are they like? What do you do in them? To me it seems stupid to spend a bunch of money for essentially nothing.

>the women I spoke with all were going to school with the money they made
Sure they were. None of them were fueling their drug habit or supporting Tyrone's kid with that money

>>as a patron
What should I infer from this?

aside from the raising a mongrel thing, who cares? they should be in the kitchen at some point anyways, respectfully so.

The practical free marketer in me believes you should do what you want.

My morality dictates that strip clubs are horrendous places that do more damage than good.

>going to school with the money they made.

Dated a high class stripper, so I know the inner workings of this industry pretty well.

First off, yes, most of the girls there are pretty friendly and just want everyone to have a good time.

That said, most of them are depressed as fuck and drug addicts. The girl I dated was a wake and bake girl, and heaven help anyone if she couldn't get her weed. I like weed to, and seriously didn't believe the whole "addiction" meme until I met her. All the girls there delude themselves into thinking just one more year then they'll go to school, start a business, etc. The reality is they become addicted to the attention, the access to drugs, and the quick easy money that they don't report to the IRS. This goes on until they get passed the mark, they realize they have no real job skills, no real social life thanks to long nights and stigma, and no future prospects because they 9/10 immediately spend them money they make on stupid shit thinking it will always be there.

Like I said, the girls there are usually nice, but they are also damaged, and do a lot of that damage to themselves. My girl could have easily been my dream girl, but her self destructive behavior eventually killed the relationship.

>Who /stripclub/ here?
the secret is to go to the bar next door to the strip club after it closes, because you can fuck those women the ones at the club there is a no fucking policy, after work it's all good

Oh yeah, rehabbing that whore who's used to staying up till 4am twirling on a pole earning hundreds of bucks a night is for sure gonna work out. Probably used to spending hundreds of bucks a week on makeup, hair, nails, waxes, clothes, shoes, cigs, drugs and god knows what else. Sounds like real housewife material there.

>literally what is the point?
exactly, I feel the same way about hookers, why pay for something you can get for free, of course Iceberg Slim will tell you, you don't pay the woman for sex, you pay her to leave, I feel that if I would want her to leave I wouldn't want here there at all to begin with

They're clubs with tits.

there was a pretty good documentary on the BBC about stripping in the UK, which is probably even more taboo than the US, and basically all of them were either extremely stupid or had major daddy issues.

You can argue illegalizing does more harm than gone and against indulging at the same time. Just because something is legal doesn't mean you need to partake

This. You see a similar thing in blue collar men who make good money in their 20s and 30s but wreck their bodies in the long run. They don't realize they need to work a limited time in the field, save, then get out

Agreed user. These jew cock loving muh cultute war historical revionisit evangelicals are getting to be a bit much, especially when they happen to agree with anti-sex prudish SJW scum.

>China
>okinowa
Kill yourself you stupid, degenerate fuck.

If you are cursed with a high libido then it doesn't work that way. Women are in fact insufferable to be around and I really can't be bothered going through the grind of all the shit you have to do before sex all the time

I don't care at all about the peelers.

I just don't care, I don't know why. I'm as hetro as can be, I just don't care about naked girls that I can't touch. I don't watch the cooking channel when I'm hungry either, I go and fucking eat something.

When I go to strippers with friends or whatever, I typically ignore the women unless they want to get me high in their car or something. I'll hang out with a stripper and even fuck them and end up in nutty relationships with them. But I won't watch them work in public.

I don't know how to explain it, I have a mental block about that shit, I'm not a trick. I wouldn't ever get aroused by a stripper at work, but I might get annoyed.

That said, shotgun willy's is one of my favorite places in the USA, just because the people there are so easy to beat at poker. I absolutely love free booze.

fuck off degenerate faggot

>Germans proud of going to brothels and fucking with a condom on while the shitskins they import are knocking up women and spitting out mudslime babies.
Have your fun while you can, you'll be joining the 56% club soon.

Whores cost about 150 an hour. You can go to a strip club, order a drink and pay nothing for the rest of the night. It's just entertainment, that's all.

Conservatives/Republicans want to close them all down so they can get more of those delicious Protestant votes, and two, because gentlemen's clubs aren't full of nude underage boys, which is what really turns them on.

this is what they have done throughout history. they push push and push till people get wise to it and push back then they cry about being persecuted. over and over the cycle repeats

>proud of spending all that money on prostitutes instead of wifing a woman and producing children

literally paying for the downfall of your nation

you are a pathetic piece of shit

>calling protestants (((((catolics))))
Fucking nigger

Oh it's your standard "degeneracy" shouting moral watchdogs.

Hell, I don't even like strip clubs but the idea of someone dictating laws using morality over Ethics? Madness.

>I really can't be bothered going through the grind of all the shit you have to do before sex all the time

it's just a personality thing then, I just tell those whores to serve my cock, but you need a specific character to do this and get away with it, you also have to be able to spot the whores who will be into it

>Paying 10x the commie minimum wage to fuck a woman for an hour.
Jesus Christ the USA is fucked.

Or you could just go to a bar and fuck a girl for free... It's up to you mate. Personally I think paying for sex is a little too degenerate.

Never really understood why anyone cared about strip clubs, You literally just throw money away.

>oh wow this girl took off her shirt and did a weird dance!!!
>Oh wow user she starred at me!

Just get a girlfriend for fucks sake

>Bar.
>Free.
Yeah right.

Countries that aren't 3rd world and haven't banned prostitution have much more reasonable rates. Think about it. If you earned $150/hr with absolutely no skills do you think that people are paying a reasonable price for your labour?

Which ones specifically have the underage stuff going down?

wut?
A couple beers worth of time is all you need to get a girl at the bar if you aren't a total autist.
Couple beers = like 6-8 dollars

Or you could be a weirdo and drop 150 dollars

You think they work eight hour days?

Kek

In Nevada you can

>Strip clubs offer private, moderately priced entertainment for men. That's literally it. There aren't guns or drugs there, it's just private entertainment

much freedumbs, wow

for the record:

> doing heroine is just private entertainment
> rawdogging a prostitute is just private entertainment

and yeah, iamokwiththis

asking for a friend...

>Hell, i probably spend a couple of 1000s on prostis and you know what? I dont regret anything. The government get its taxes, the women most of the women i have less pressure. Win-Win-Win.
Do you get to fuck the high quality whores without a condom? If not, then it is still a waste of money, and utterly pointless. Might as well buy a fuckdoll. Unless they can prove they are clean from all STDs, it is not worth it, at all.

If you go to a strip club near closing time you can usually pick up one or two for free if you're interesting and not hideous. I went to one last week and brought a chick home. She was maybe 7/10, but filthy and seemed into it. We fucked kind of on and off for 8 hours and then she went home. Wear a condom, don't pay for anything, don't tell her your real name or give her your number/address and you can just have some quick nsa fun.

This chick had a fiance, so after a while of it you'll learn to start hating/distrusting women as you naturally should because they're unfaithful/untrustworthy.

Not in any of them I have ever been to. If anything it was some single mothers with saggy tits, and stretch marked bellies. If I wanted that, I would have gotten married.
Yeah pretty much this, and I see porn that way as well. Why do I want to merely watch something, and not be getting the poon. I took my building crew to one, and they all were like seeing kids in front of the tree on Christmas morning waiting to unwrap their presents. I was the designated driver, and got my coffee for free, and since I was not a SC virgin the girls would actually sit next to me, and talk as I played Chess with the bartender.
Strip clubs are for the socially deficient, who cannot look up from their device long enough to hold a conversation with another human being. Unless some woman has her hand on my cock, and is asking for me to cum in her mouth, or vag, I am not to enthused about their nakedness.

I don't get Sup Forums conservatives. Instead of fine tuning your own morality and values pol-tard conservatives whine about stupid shit like strip clubs.

Fucking crybabies.

>no guns or drugs in strip clubs

top fuckin' kek, m8

I'm fine with strip clubs, but don't pretend like there isn't light prostitution going on at every one, or that the girls that work there aren't loaded on drugs all the time. Most of them have kids too and often get them taken away.

they are just a magnet for crime and near prostitution

I say ban them

>There aren't guns or drugs there

im doubting youve ever actually been to a strip club

youre just not paying them enough then. they'll get you off

They're shit unless you're friends with one of the girls or the owner.

watched kill bill once

>it doesn't even smell

10/10

I think it's an excuse for cops to hang out in strip clubs

>but don't pretend like there isn't light prostitution going on at every one
Exactly
>or that the girls that work there aren't loaded on drugs all the time.
Or plain drunks. Most strippers I have ever met are total train wrecks. Many have daddy/uncle issues.
But yes I imagine that this is more of third wave feminism going after this. The thing is they are going to be putting a lot of no skill women on the street to be full time prostitutes. Then those women can say thank you feminism for telling me how I can make a living.

Never been to one, I totally do not get the appeal.

Been to a jack shack once though. I injured my shoulder and needed a massage, got a fucking terrible rub down then she wanted to touch my penis and I figured "may as well get something out of this"

Spent less than I would have at a strip club (and I learned I overtipped slightly), actually got my peepee touched, got to manhandle her and suck on her titties, tell her what I wanted her to say, etc. Afterwards she gave me a little GFE, hugging on me, more flirting, compliments, grabbing my junk through my clothes.

Haven't had another professional handjob since, but I TOTALLY see the appeal. Apparently some of these places do full service and blowjobs as well. In some ways the whole thing was very psychologically satisfying for me (been single for a while).

It's like paying a prostitute to not touch you.

Ya of course they are degenerate and of course they are a waste of money but your not allowed to have an opinion on them until you've been married for at least 15 yrs and don't wanna cheat but really wanna see some new tits & ass in RL

>what is the point
For the lonely, quiet guys there, it may be their only female interaction or they just don't give a fuck about money

For groups, I think their is some odd underlying social pressure that often doesn't even need to be said: "don't you like women?". That's where the meme of lonely quiet guys and loud groups at strip clubs comes from; the groups are all, for lack of a better word, amplifying and "virtue signalling" their love for the female form for public display purposes only.

Have you ever been to Portland, Oregon? They are everywhere and everyone is a freak of nature.

About time, need to crack down on degeneracy that has been eroding away at this countries morals.

>Never been to one, I totally do not get the appeal.
As I said there is nothing really enjoyable about them. I have had more fun at a nude beach than any of those.
>got a fucking terrible rub down then she wanted to touch my penis
Yeah that is the problem with those places. Trying to find one where the girl actually knows about massage, and when you do find one they rotate them out. I try to go to legitimate therapists, but they give you this meet me in a couple of hours, as if I did not have something else to do but work around them. The Asian places are just straight walk in and go. I avoid the Korean places, because they are all whore houses.

Only a German would be okay with his daughter being a prostitute.

Sad!

>Only a German would be okay with his daughter being a prostitute.
I know huh? LOL!
The Germans have no shame.

If I knew a place that did legit massage AND extra services, I would probably go again. Instead I just ended up finding legit parlors. I'd rather have a cheap massage than an expensive handjob anyways; but I would pay more for both combined.

Places that give a good legitimate massage, and extras do not exist. It is either a rub, rub tug, or it is a place where you get real body work. I go for the real body work. You can go to usasexguide.info to see which are which in your area. I have one place now that gives a great massage, and it is the only place I go.

Strip clubs are prime fronts for illegal activities

Learn to channel that energy annon. And don't get be influenced by kike rituals of how woman get turned on for sex. They too want to just quickly bang and go about their day.