I want to fuck Assuka

I want to fuck Assuka.

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Ugly boy.

Get in the line for the line to get in line.

I want to be fucked by Asuka.

I want Assuka to nonchalantly smother my nose with her sweaty butthole.

Fuck off, first you must get in the line to get a serial number to get in the line for getting in the line.

Go home, moot, you're drunk.

When did this change? It's always been, you need to go get a number that allows you to be in a lottery to get in the line to get the serial number to get in line for getting in the line for the line.

>porn of Asuka
>without the plugsuit
For what purpose?

I want to gangbang Asuka with some friends.

You are the reason Hideaki Anno hates his fans.

>Asuka
>as a shitty cat pirate
For what purpose?

I want to do that against her will.

Sex is best when everyone enjoys it.

Asukafag reporting in.

Except the girl.

>implying

This. Rape is a shit tier fetish.

What a shitty hat.

It really is a big turn-off.

>he's such a virgin that he doesn't know women love rape fantasies
just end yourself already

Reminder that Asuka wanted shinji's dick.

Insult me more on /fit/.

Why Asukafags are too lewd ¿?

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Can you fucking stop?

Go away

She's currently in Japan. You think she's getting gangbanged?

I want to say "good morning" to Rei

I'd be down to gangbang her.

>he's the sort who regularly refers to Gorilla Mindset to teach him how to interact with women because he's too autismal to confront any otherwise

Not the same.

Why are angles, lightning and makeup nothing less than black magic?

By fat, balding business men I hope.

No one said it was.

That's rich coming from someone who's never even tried.

Neck yourself.

>あんたバカ！
Ooh! She said it again!

Would you eat Asuka's ass?

Asuka had the hardest time of any character

>Aim through impact into paradise
Post it.

but user, she might fart

>tfw Shikinami doesn't say that anymore

Of course.

Do you know what a queening stool is?

>you will never be a 14 year old Japanese girl and have your redhead transfer student friend force herself on you in a moment of emotional vulnerability and desperation for human contact

youtube.com/watch?v=lP9DKGhUiaY

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Moot I know your in here

>Shikinami
Who?

The superior one.

how disgusting

I want to sniff Asuka's butthole.

I have something better.

youtube.com/watch?v=zcY8I5b5ftE

Ugh. Fack?

Literally the worst Eminem song. even worse than Guilty conscience.

Haven't heard that in years, thanks.

I really like the part

>And a single brilliant me

It's a bit of an earworm

I just like to hear "shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube. Eww eww eww eww!" and see the pilot being loaded into Eva unit 1 at the end.

Silly guy....Shinji is not a gerbil.

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Souryuu Best girl, Shikinami a shit.

>you will never lay down and put your cheeks in those cheeks.

I'm just curious
Has anybody ever tried to made a list of all the mental issues/symtomps Asuka has?

I might try to list some since i wanna rewatch it anyway

I want to make Asuka's mouth my urinal.

She's got a great scowl.

Anno hates all of you

Daddy issues, superiority complex, narcissism, self-hate,? I can go all day.

Say that to my face faggot.

I want to make my mouth Asuka's urinal.

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Fucking good. I thrive on hatred.

I want to make my tongue Asuka's toilet paper.

>Say that to my face faggot.

Anno hates himself too

I want Asuka to sit on my face and pee in my mouth while berating me in German.

Anno is a hack that think everybody that has rubed it off to any of his characters are otaku that don't appreciate their "deep" personality and prombles, while disregardeing everytihng else in the show for the matter.

Call me when he is done with 4.0 and gotten off his high horse

Asuka is not redhead you blind people.

>rubed
>prombles
>disregardeing
>everytihng
Get me off my medium-sized horse

>calls Anno a hack
>posts Araki
kek

What did she mean by this.

She wants to be close to people.

You get locked in a room with comatose Asuka, what would you do?

Rub my peepee at the sight of her naples

Gross.

why is shinji so smug?
is it because he's really defensive and that's the only way to project a false sense of security?

>Jerico

Jerico means pussy. The symbolism deepens

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sasuga

i swing her limbs in awkward poses to reenact scenes of Hamlet

Why did Nerv fuck up Jet Alone instead of letting it get destroyed by an Angel?

draw dicks on her face

scream in her ear so she wakes up

Test for Kaji before trusting him with Adam. Jet Alone itself was so unimportant they left it in working condition.

At this point there's barely any anime girl I would turn down

Weak-minded faggot.

I know you are but what am I?

Smug here can confirm

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Wall of Jerico, said to be interpenetrable...the wall fell.

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