Ram is the thinking mans waifu

>ram has banter with Subaru and doesn't act like an autistic waifu drone over him
Because autistic virgins can't understand an under-dog character that isn't a goodie two-shoes waifu.
A character like Ram requires something you anti-social freaks are incapable of doing: Understanding
Ram is sexing the clown because he saved her and restores her mana.
Ram is the thinking man's waifu, and Cuckoldy is the thinking man's fetish!

canonically, unironically takes clown dick

Go away fatty

Rem is the thinking womans self-insert

Bad thread

RE:Zero is only slightly better than the Big 3.
Sorry.

What's the difference between Ram wanting clown dick and Rem, and later Emilia, and the witch bitch I guess, wanting loser dick?

The fact that the losers of Sup Forums are self inserting into the loser instead of the clown.

A lapdog? Get the fuck outta here. This just shows more and more that autistic virgins are the worst in identifying best girls.

Ram is Roswaal's lapdog.

Only for a reason. You have to appreciate WHY she does it.

Why don't they imagine themselves with the girls?

Used goods

There's always a reason. She'd still drop her panties if he snaps.

Because they are cucks and only want to play the shipping game

It should be a good thing Subaru doesn't want Rem. You can have your waifubait all to yourself, but its a bad thing

RAM PLEASES OLD CLOWNS FOR MONEY

Clown is a WOMAN who has been reincarnating in the Rosawall lineage for years
So clearly it is not a sexual realtionship.

>smaller breasts
>can't do household chores
What a shitty wife

The thinking man's wife

For one, the MC isn't a villain and the one that actually fucked up Ram and Rem's lives.

Remu.