Kantai Collection 艦これ Thread

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第134話

重巡洋艦　Pola,　Zara
Heavy Cruisers Pola, Zara
あっ　来られたみたい！
Oh, they're here!

遅くなっちゃってごめんね！
Sorry for being late!
妹の酔いがひどくてあまり速度が出せなくて…
My sister's not feeling too well, so we couldn't move too quickly...
駆逐艦　深雪
Destroyer Miyuki

艦娘でも船酔いするってすごい時化だったんですね…
Must have been some weather to make a shipgirl seasick...
駆逐艦　吹雪
Destroyer Fubuki
（Grazie~) (Thanks)
あー…船酔いじゃなくて…
Oh...it's not that...

昨日飲みすぎたみたいで…
She drank too much yesterday...
ぼぉんじょるのお～
Buoongiornoo~ (Good morning)
酔っぱらい…
A drunkard...

水
Water

間宮さんでお水を飲ませてもらったほうが…
Maybe we should get her some water from Mamiya-san's...
ポーラ　お水もらいに行くましょ（艤装おろして）
Pola, we're going to get some water. (Take off your rigging)
はぁい～
Kaay~

大丈夫？
Is she alright?
補給艦　伊良湖、間宮
Supply Ships Irako, Mamiya
すぐにお水をお持ちしますね
I'll get the water right away.

遠征用のお弁当受け取りにきましたー
I'm here to pick up lunches for the expedition!
駆逐艦　風雲
Destroyer Kazagumo
おかわりお願いしまーす！
Seconds, please!
軽巡洋艦　五十鈴
Light Cruiser Isuzu

水着持ってきてないんだけど買ってきたほうがいいのかな…？
We didn't come with swimsuits, but should we buy some...?
ポーラはお金ないです～
Pola doesn't have any money~
そこは気になるとは思いますが気にしなくて大丈夫ですのでっ！
That's something that you'd notice, but it's alright!

由来
Origin

改めましてBuon Giorno!ザラ級重巡一番艦ザラです！
Well then, buon giorno! I am Zara, the first ship of the Zara class of heavy cruisers!
粘り強いさが信条です　よろしくね～
Being tenacious is my creed. It's nice to meet you~

ザラの名はアドリア海沿岸の都市　ザダルからいただきました！
The name "Zara" comes from a coastal city of Zadar near the Adriatic Sea!
ポーラも同じくポーラって都市からもらいましたぁ～
Pola's similarly comes from a town called Pola~

今プーラのほうがあってるって思ったでしょ～？（ひびきが～）
Thought it'd be "Pula", right~? (From the pronounciation~)
駆逐艦　白雪、初雪
Destroyer Shirayuki, Hatsuyuki
えっそんなことは…
No...well...

わかるぅ～（あっはっは）
I get it~ (A ha ha)
ここは素直に酔っ払い面倒くさいって思っていいからね
It's okay to think of this as her being an annoying drunk.

モットー
Motto

ザラ級重巡　三番艦～ポーラです～
Third ship of the Pola class of heavy cruisers~ I'm Pola~
なんにでも挑戦中でーす頑張りま～す
I'll challenge anything~ Do my best~

今はグダグダだけどポーラのモットーは「Ardisco Ad Ogni Impresa」で
She's a bit worn out now, but her motto is "Ardisco Ad Ogni Impresa",
「どんなことでもやり遂げる」って意味で本当はとってもまじめな子で…
Meaning "Will accomplish anything", so she's really a diligent girl, and...
そうだよぉ～
That's right~

どんなことでも挑戦してやり遂げる…
I'll challenge anything and follow through to the end...

つまり　ここであえての迎え酒！
Meaning, time for another drink!
挑戦しなくていいから！
You don't have to challenge that!

防御力
Defensive Power

ザラさんにもモットーがあるんですか？
Do you have a motto, too?
私は「Tenacenmente」で　「粘り強い」とか「頑強に」って意味かな　（４番主砲に書いてあるの）
Mine is "Tenacenmente", or "Tenaciously". (It's written on my fourth battery)

ザラ級は砲戦で優位に立てるよう防御力を高めていて
The Zara class was designed to be superior in artillery battle, so our defensive power was heightened.
装甲巡洋艦に分類されていたこともあるの（今は重巡洋艦だけど）
We've been classified as armored heavy cruisers before. (Though we're regular heavy cruisers now)
正に頑強になんですね！
That's certainly reason to be tenacious!

なので　ポーラはさらなる防御力強化に挑戦するべく日々お酒を飲んで上質なバルジの追加を～
Therefore, Pola challenges herself with drinks every day to strengthen her defenses with a fine bulge~
これ以上　排水量をあげなくていいからっ！
No need to increase your displacement any more!

あの人なんにでも酒で絡んでくるな…
That person ties everything back into drinking...
絡み酒ネタ芸…奥深い…
Drinking-connection comedic style...quite deep...

紅茶
Black Tea

ん…あれは紅茶の国の戦艦…？
Hmm...that's a battleship from the country of black tea...?
戦艦　金剛
Battleship Kongou

いえ　金剛先輩は紅茶の国生まれですが日本の戦艦ですよ
No, she may have been born there, but she's a Japanese battleship.
ふぅん…あの強そ～な戦艦はコンゴォ～…少し興味出たかも…
Huh...so that stro~ng battleship is Kongou~...might be a little interested...

紅茶！？
Black tea!?
（紅茶レーダー）
(Black tea radar)
紅茶と金剛に興味あるって言いましたカー？
Did you say "Black Tea" and "Interested in Kongou"?

いや…紅茶には興味ないです…
No...don't care about tea...

コーヒー
Coffee

紅茶の戦艦に興味あるって言ってマシタよねヨネ！
But you said you were interested in the black tea battleship!
いや…紅茶じゃなくて…紅茶の国…
Well...more about the country than that itself...

紅茶の戦艦…だと…！？
The black tea battleship...you say!?
正規空母　グラーフ・ツェッペリン
Aircraft Carrier Graf Zeppelin

ではコーヒーのことならこのコーヒーの空母グラーフに…！
Then if it's about coffee, then ask the coffee carrier, Graf-...!
あっ　ビールの国の人～　ビールはすごく興味ある…
Oh, someone from the country of beer~ I'm really interested in beer...

いやっ私はコーヒーを…
No well, I'm more of a coffee person...
エスプレッソ好き～
I like espresso~
悔しいデース！
How vexing DESU!
謎の三角？関係…
A mysterious three-way(?) relationship...

瓶
Bottle

ところでお水は？ちゃんと飲んだ？
And what about the water? Did you drink it?
飲みました～
I did~

もう１杯飲もうかな…
Maybe I'll have some more...

あ…この瓶にお水入ってる
Oh...this bottle has water inside.

う～…熱い…服が邪魔ぁ～
Ugh~...so hot...clothes are such a bother~
ちょっ…！
Hey...!
それ日本酒の瓶です！お酒ですーっ！
That's a bottle of Japanese rice wine! It's sake!

服
Clothes

服！吹きを着なさい！
Your clothes! Put them back on!
はぁい…
Okaaay...

軽空母　祥鳳
Light Carrier Shouhou

正規空母　葛城
Aircraft Carrier Katsuragi

なーんだぁ　ザラ姉様～みんなも脱いでますよ～
(Ooh, hey) Zara-neesama~ Everyone's taken their clothes off, too~
…！？
あのっ！これはそうじゃなくて…！
Umm! It's not quite like that...!

仲間
Comrade

う～熱い～…
Ugh~ So hot~...

ごめんね　ポーラがお騒がせしちゃって…
I apologize for her causing this ruckus...
いえいえ　大丈夫ですよ
Oh no, don't worry about it.

酔って脱ぐといえば鎮守府にも似たような人がいるしなー
There's someone at the base here that does something similar, after all.
おって？新しい仲間？
Oh, a new comrade?

歓迎会しよ？
Shall we celebrate?
軽空母　隼鷹
Light Cruiser Junyou

運命
Destiny

それは運命の出会いだった…
That was a meeting of destiny...

どうぜ酔いつぶれるだけの運命でしょうがっ！
A destiny of drinking yourselves out cold, more like it!
軽空母　飛鷹
Light Cruiser Hiyou
素面だってぇ～
I'm sober~
服を着てーっ！
Put on your clothes!
シラーフ　シラーフ
Sober, sober!

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Thanks for the pasta chapter.

God I want to violently jam my penis inside of Eugen.

Zuihou too.

>wanting to ram into a fat heavy cruiser

Nice, I would take advantage of those thick juicy thighs as well.

Thanks for the chapter OP.

Me again

Unfathomable degrees of cutie pie-ness.

...

I love you so much Ooyodo-san ! Let's get married !

...

It looks like she already is.

How do we fix Bismarck?

With a fixer.

That fixer better be a miracle worker

Give her outfit to someone else

Fat

How does an installation get this soft?

>drinking buddies, Pola and Junyou.
I see that coming

I wish there are more Bismarck getting worried about Prinz being taken away by Iowa and tries to bully Iowa to prevent it from happening.

Fat

She's a seaport, it's in their blood.

You wouldn't lewd a Singapore, right?

German subs.

>Light Cruiser
I'm starting to suspect you write these on notepad++ and yhis is the first fill out option.

Atago makes a better DD than most DDs.

...

I bet she's a beast in bed.

Meat-class cruiser.

I bet she doesn't even know what a dick is

She clearly does, this little semen demon.

...

She's the purest Shiratsuyu class.

>Top right
When she sees my dick .

>Pure

Why is she smoking under her skirt?

She just poured her steaming pee into that cup she's offering

HE spam.

Her soup is delicious and has no impurities. It's a delicacy to the Admiral.

>Soup

>it's Harusame sexualization hour
Good, good.

Yeah, Harusame soup is her specialty

I did the character sorter thingy earlier and holy fuck fanart did wonders for most of these.

I prefer grey haired sister. Also can anybody translte this page?

I wish Takao step on me

Do anthology chapter next

I might do the entire doujin soon. Was going to do the Noshiro one first.

>Noshiro
Nice, she's my favourite CL

Sweet post link once you're done or spam it on every doujin site.

I want Atago to give me footjob with her pantyhouse.

Remove legs.

You monster.

A warusame is fine too.

...

>Noshiro
Hottest CL

Lawson KSM is such a slut.

Why is an old men fetish so popular in Japan? Are the old men the biggest group buying doujins?

Contrast of someone ugly "destroying" someone beautiful is exciting, I guess.

there is still plenty of vanilla for her though

The heaviest

...

Shigure class*

Is Prinz more popular than Bisko?

If so, why?

Because she's better in every way

Chiyoship.

But that's wrong

Close. That's her sister.

>implying Pudding can complete with Cake

Cuter, better outfit too.

Yes, because she is capable of making Bismarck angry at her.

Just look at her expression. Priceless.

But seriously, it's because people are attracted to energetic characters. And Prinz is a nice and energetic character.

But Graf is the best Kriegsmarine girl

Don't say such rude things.

>Just look at her expression. Priceless.

Just stating the fact.

Sauce? Iqdb sends me to a bunch of boorus with no artist name.

Lurk more.

Anyone who mutes Ooyodo is a shitter

>great VA
>wife personality
>hidden sexy body
>child bearing hips
∞/10 would marry Prinz

She's a choker and torp eater.

I don't think she would ever bully Bismarck like that.

More like she is literally insane for Bismarck and would go total yandere for her.

Come on, no need to be like that, Pretty please?

Kuso*

What's written on the wall?

whats the use of that mute button anyway?
you still need to click twice to access the quest.

No.

To mute SAKUSEN during the event.

Oh well thanks anyway!

>I don't think she would ever bully Bismarck like that.
I don't think she's bullying Bisko, though. Prinz is so innocent that she just wants to know if what Nagato said about her nee-sama is true or not.

Why exactly would you think that a mute button would change the animation when opening the quest page? Are you retarded? Do you not know what mute means?

>she just wants to know if what Nagato said about her nee-sama is true or not
Bismarck has to welcome the rapefugees somehow.

Drops relating to the Fall event last year with the Anchorage Demon.

And a Roma at the end, hence the snowman.

I thought Nagato would be molesting DDs instead of interacting with other BBs to know that Bismarck would ever do such a thing.

What is this fantastic feeling of getting cheated on

>all these newfags that don't know is an edit of an anthology

It's just an edit from the anthologies. Artist is kamoto tatsuya.

Nagato is a shit-stirrer.

What the fuck is going on in that image?