Would you call them user?

Would you call them user?

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kek

why? it's not my phone.

How could I call them, they have my phone.

I'd send my sister to take it, its less embarassing if its a girl

>lasallepolice
>la sale police

Kek, it means the dirty police in french.

yes

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>owning a smart phone
That's how they get you.

Also, not anime.

>Locked

Good move.

The girl on the phone is anime-ish. Janitors have mercy

But the discussion does not revolve around her. It revolves around user and what user would do.

Not anime.

pfft, that shit looks like gingerbread or something, that's barely even qualifies in 2015

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>June
So what happened?

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Can someone find where is the pape from?

>putting anything lewd on your phone
The owner asked for it.

I don't even own a smartphone

fucking normies reeee

The only people that don't use smartphones are grandparents and poor people. The people that have an extra non-smartphone as a throwaway are playboys and drug dealers.

they are shitposter

Or people that aren't normalfags.

By that you mean basement dwellers with no social contacts?

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user, are you old and/or poor?
normalfags do use them, just not the ones you're thinking of.

Good thing it was censored in the OP. The artist needs way more practice drawing breasts.

>reeee
Go back to your containment board

>user, are you old and/or poor?
I'm not the one who is bitching against smartphones

Do you know where you are?

>Or people that aren't normalfags
>normalfags do use them
What?

>Do you know where you are?
Yes. Not /r9k/.

Lurk more or better yet, leave.
sage

/r9k/ - the place where people pretend to be shut-ins that don't need friends in order to restore their self-esteem after 2 weeks with no girlfriend
Sup Forums - the place where people discuss anime, a topic typically reserved for outsiders

do you pretend to be retarded?

This.
Smart phones are for normalfags.

How is the owner supposed to call them if they have his phone?????

>not having a smartphone so you can masturbate wherever you go

>tfw this place is 18 minutes away from me
If I sit outside the police station, I might be able to spot a true weebmaster.

>Smart phones are for normalfags.
Depends on how you use it.

>not reading manga on the go on a 5.5 inch screen

>leaving your room

No.

Check the very bottom of OP image.

Internet is for normalfags.

It certainly already was when you started using it.

Aw man.

It always was since it became available for public use and not only for milliary and science).

>setting your wallpaper/lockscreen to porn
i've seen many do it, i just don't understand why they do it

>no SIM card
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>mfw I see college girls, soccer moms, unemployed people, and highschool students with top of the range smartphones
The only people who NEED smartphones are people who use them for their job.

You only need a computer if you use it for work and yet we have them.

What is this "work" you guys speak of?

What's wrong with that? It's not like I'm giving my phone to some underage kids to play with.

other people can see your phone screen, dumbass. you're out in public with porn images

>there are people browsing Sup Forums right now on a smartphone
>mfw

I keep my phone in my pocket 99% of the time, and I don't really give a shit if someone catches a glimpse of some anime titties.

>this board is so desperate to be hip and cool and hate the 'normies' and fit in with everyone else that you all sperg out over a fucking phone
Embarrassing

While I wouldn't do it on the lockscreen in case I misplaced the phone, putting naked 2D girls on my phone homescreen used to give me an immature thrill that I can't really explain. It may have had something to do with the fact that I am very usually very careful about hiding my power level.

college girls, soccer moms, unemployed people, and highschool students with top of the range smartphones
What's sickening is that they are only using a fraction of the device's functionality for social media bullshit.

How about you don't look at the screen of a stranger's phone?

I think I'd be able to reconcile my beliefs of how an Sup Forumsnon should post on Sup Forums with reality if it weren't for the ways in which phones invite people to shitpost.
Their pictures are of a lower quality.
Their grammar and punctuation are on the level of middle schoolers.
Their devices make reverse searches a pain and increases source demands.
Their bans can easily be avoided, which further promotes shitposting.

>fucked up the quote

Sperging over a phone isn't exactly anything uncommon here.

Yes
And maintain eye contact the whole time

>Their grammar and punctuation are on the level of middle schoolers.
Mobile posters as less likely to use capital letters and correct punctuation, which makes them easy to spot.

>While I wouldn't do it on the lockscreen in case I misplaced the phone, putting naked 2D girls on my phone homescreen used to give me an immature thrill that I can't really explain. It may have had something to do with the fact that I am very usually very careful about hiding my power level.
Pretty much this.

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>no sim card
They have already retrieved the number from the sim card, traced it with the operator and is now on their way to return your phone, user.

"Anime is cool and for normal people like me!"

>bunch of weirdos arguing calling each other names like 'normal'

Hilarious

>if you watch anime you must be unemployed troglodyte

Would you prefer if I called you a rascal?

I honestly don't have a smart phone. I have a job, I have a life, I have some friends. But I don't have a smart phone. I have an older phone, it's all I need. I can call and receive calls. I don't really text, it's pointless. If I want to hang out with someone, I'll just hang out with them.

I just don't see the necessity for having a smart phone when all I need to do is be able to stay in touch with people.

You don't have to be, but you should at least pretend to be.

GPS is nice. Internet browsing is nice, I don't have a laptop.

I have a smart phone, but I only charge it up for situations where I can realistically expect that it might be needed, like when I'm out of the house for several days.
Otherwise there's the landline phone and of course the internet.

But apparently lots of people have taken my smart phone non-availability to mean that I cannot be reached at all.

>landline phone
Those things still exist somewhere?

No.

Why can't I just be a normal person who watch harem animu and jerk off to hardcore hentai?

Can there be gray areas between "normies" and faggots like you guys?

nice blog
with messaging apps you can cut on phone bill yet you can search things on pdf manuals/internet, come in handy if you work or study, the "phone hate" is just a meme I think

The room police, actually.

Unless you think holy and holly are the same thing.
goods gods
filled filed
etc

>the "phone hate" is just a meme I think
See .

Fucking this. I don't understand what's going on in this thread. Hiding your power level is a top priority.

>But apparently lots of people have taken my smart phone non-availability to mean that I cannot be reached at all.
This.

I stopped using social media and have a smart phone that is so old that it can only serve as a music player and call/text device now. But a lot of my friends have taken this as an indication that I don't wish to be contacted. Even my parents (who are in their 50's/60's seem to think this.

>Can there be gray areas between "normies" and faggots like you guys?
No, but there are extremes in both categories. It's down to how much of a normoe/autist you are.

>Can there be gray areas between "normies" and faggots like you guys?
You mean Cyborgs? That takes serious commitment and self-control to pull off effectively. Very rare.

>normoe
I know this is a typo, but I feel like it should be a real word. But what would it mean?

Underrated post.

This.
>people willingly carry around those fucking things
>their justification is always well the government is watching you anyway

Yeah, moron, what do you think they're using to do that?

WHAT'S THE IMAGE GUYS. Reverse image search finds nothing.

Learn to read

It's a phone.

Hiding is important, but there's something to having something small that if someone is in the know they can sort of see that you have one to hide to begin with. Like say having a japanese phonestrap or key ring.

I dont have a smartphone because I just wanna use it to text and call people. I don't wanna risk turning into those people who are glued to their screens at meetings, while eating, and in class because they can readily browse the internet or watch vines/tumblr stuff.

The part about /r9k/ was quite right.

Sup Forums is (or was, considering the current status of the board) more correctly is the place, where people who are too abnormal to socialise with other, more 'normal' 'anime fans', discuss about Japanese animation, manga and such.

>the joke
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>your head

If I found that phone I'd try to get past the pass code and change the picture before handing it in. If we don't help each other out. Who will?

>10 years old meme
wow

get out retard

How do you expect that guy to look?

I am a pretty hardcore weeb, I learn Japanese, collect lewd figures, have a lewd wallpaper and masturbate exclusively to anime characters, but I still look like a completely normal person with a normal job.

I'm bottom of the barrel NEET scum and I have a phone. It was given to me for free, but still. I just use it to browse the Internet in bed.

>lewd wallpaper
fucking retarded and shameless

Pokemon GO.

Guess who no longer has a phone
Or computer
Or hard drives