CZECH ELECTION - FUTURE AT STAKE EDITION

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SPD
>/ourguys/ on immigration and EU, but rest of their platform is incoherent mess. Likely a con by Okamura after he defrauded his previous anti-immigration party.

ODS
>Only relatively /ourguys/ party that stands a chance at participating in government. Moderate conservatives that are shifting to the right. Some of it¨s members are openly advocating czechxit, but they are still within the centre

SVOBODNÍ
>Eternal GOAT, Anti-EU, Anti-Refugee. Coherent and detailed National Libertarian (think Ron Paul) worldview. Well established structure with charismatic leader with previous political experience. MUH GUNS, MUH LIBERTY, MUH CZECHXIT and MUH EVERYONE BUT ME IS A COMMUNIST
youtube.com/watch?v=4ypyQ1lxAyE
Won't get to parliament tho so it's a wasted vote.

REALISTÉ
>Literally just Svobodní with meme ideas like compulsory military service thrown in and with even less chance of being elected. Also against leaving the EU. Also unlike Svobodní, they will disintegrate two weeks after the election.

NOT /ourguys/
KSČM - Literal communists.
ČSSD - Social Democrats, shifting further to the left recently, will soon be the one to be reloading communists' rifles when they start executing the bourgeouise. Pro-EU.
ANO - "Anti-corruption" party, run by currently prosecuted oligarch Andrej Babiš. Ambiguous about EU.
TOP09 - SJW, pro-eu cucks. Claim to be centre-right, but IRL they are really just least left-wing of left wing parties. heavily pro-EU.
KDU-ČSL - Centrist sluts that will form government with literally anyone
ZELENÍ - Greens, literal ANTIFA
PIRÁTI - Pirates party, pretend to be relatively moderate to steal TOP09 votes, have bunch of good stances, but leader is dreaded weedlmaoman with ties to antifa and bunch of pro-refugee organizations

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JEWS FEAR THE SAMURAI

Is my meme compass accurate?

Move the party names to the dots m9 it'll be more clear.
Also
Move all right wing parties more towards the center. Even Svobodní.

Also
>ANO
>Right wing
m9 what are you smoking

What's the current parlament composition and what are the predictions right now for after the election?

ANO will win, but not with enough seats to form a one party government.

They will form a coalition with KDU-ČSL but it will still not be enough. Best (realistic) outcome would be if they took ODS in. But chances are it might be ČSSD or Piráti, which would be bad.

SPD will get 10% of vote, but has no chance of getting into government.

Things to watch for
>Zelení must not get into parliament
>Piráti have to get as least percent as possible
>Top09 should get in as a force against Babiš, but they cant be too powerful as to not ruin things with their pro-EU bullshit
>Hope for a miracle that Svobodní getting more than 5% would be
>Hope that ODS gets as much percent as possible

So who are these ANO people, the OP hints to them being massive hypocrites, but have they actually done some good work to remove corruption? What are their other stances?

Finnish media is full of news abot how "Czechs Trump" is going to win.

Is it true that the party which is most likely to win is strongly anti Polish and anti v4?

I've heard this too.

commies in the charge since 1968 yay
nothing changes in the old good post soviet countries

Their leader (together with 2nd highest ranking guy) is under criminal prosecution under charges of subsidy fraud. So there's that for fighting corruption. Not to mention that he is active on czech poltical scene since the 90s and as a former lobbyist he helped shape what he calls the mainstream corrupt parties.

Rest of their platform is kind of a centrist mess, with some mild euroscepticism (Which they adopted only after other eurosceptic parties started gaining traction).

They were junior partners in current coalition government and their achievments include banning smoking in restaurants and public areas and new system of record of sales for businesses (Which is very flawed and actually caused plenty of them to shut down)

So take from this what you will.

That is not really true. He is a former businessman and that is where the similarities end. He presents himself as an outsider that the establishment wants to destroy, but truth is that as a former lobbyist that had a hand in shaping our politics for the past two decades he is closer to being the establishment than most other party leaders. Basically just a corrupt oligarch.

>t. Mach

Not true. They are mildly eurosceptic, but their domestic policies negate any advantages of that, especially given that they lack any coherency whatsoever and might as well make an U turn on that right after the election.

Is he friend? I've seen Russian state media talking positively of Austria's Kurz, but have not seen no opinion on him.

He is too incoherent and ambiguous about lots of things. Western media calls him literally trump but that is mostly because he made bunch of anti-eu remarks in order to appease the voter base.

But he's far from being /ourguy/.

Our mainstream media is pushing a narrative that they are literally Germans and will do everything to destroy v4 and distance Czech Republic from Poland

Maybe he's Trump because that's literally what you described here

i have no idea where they got that from
however given their absolute lack of anything resembling coherency, and given that they indeed were pro-eu until some time ago, that might be a treat.

touché

Pic related will in two hours be our new government and Merkel nor Juncker can do anything about it.

It's time to Czech out from the European union...

Czexit brothers, do it tear the tyranny apart

Why risk going into government with okamura when you can have perfectly stable government with KDU and say ODS or ČSSD
Babiš is not stupid.

How are the prospects for Czechia?

>Svobodní will not get 51%
>Svobodní won't form single party government
>Svobodní will not liberate us from the tyranny

He's more pro V4 than the current social democrats, I can guarantee you that. The ones obsessing over muh sudeten Germans are "christian democrats" KDU-ČSL.

They call themselves center-right. Of course, since we're an eastern european country, all parties are a bit more to the left compared to west.

He's literal mafia he can die in fire for all I care. One day I'm gonna burn the parliament down and build it a new.

i rly liked the way Stropnicky spoke in the last debate. he is not populist, he is for freedom and against hate. so i voted zeleni.

>so i voted zeleni.
mfw

That's a bit better. Move Zelení to authoritarian, not libertarian left and it's okay.

>Friend of mine is a ČSSD candidate in the election
>She got drunk and told me that the word in upper echelongs of politics is that Zeman is basically on his death bed and that it's not even certain that he'll even make it to the election day
and looking at that face I am willing to believe that

>n*met
Take it from the losers of 2 wws, never side with the n*met.

Czech political scientist wrote an article about how it's certain that socialism wins. Only uncertain thing is which socialist parties will govern.

Czech right wing is fucking dead

As shitty as that is you guys don't have the same levels of social leftism though right?

at least you guys have actual right-wing parties, all we have is national bolsheviks and eurocrat bolsheviks

the right will rise again

our "left" is more in the traditional way, not the marxistic madness you guys have

Voted KSCM, bye bye NATO pigs

Our Conservatives were leftwing and Libertarians rightwing, or it seemed so on the surface. Now when globalism came it has mixed up a little.

No, not really. There is greens who are pretty much antifa sjws. But they wont make it to parliament. Then there are Pirates who are SJW antifas, but pretend they are not because it would make them unelectable. Will make it to parliament and might participate on government. And TOP09 who are centrist pro-eu cucks, but the party was formed by christian democrats so they still have some conservative stances like opposing gay marriage etc.

Those three parties together poll at like 15% or so.

>at least you guys have actual right-wing partie
We literally dont tho. Only ODS (which will get like 8% of the vote and that is pathetic) and Svobodní (who will get 4% at most and wont make it to parliament)

>our "left" is more in the traditional way, not the marxistic madness you guys have
Economically, they are however all so far left that they cant even see the centre. And that includes parties like TOP09 or KDU which pretend they are not.

>uising libertarian as opposite of conservative
this fucking nigger

I dont really see a difference between them and pirates tbqh. Except for the fact that piratecucks had a functional campaign.

Well the literal communists are highly conservative and want an EU referendum and the biggest cucks we have are "right wing" TOP 09.

>Fought for Czexit before the country even entered the EU

Zelení want stronger government. Piráti are obviously sjws but they do want to weaken state, atleast in certain aspects.

They are still literal communist tho and day of the rope cannot possibly come soon enough for them.

>marxistic madness
uhm racist and sexist much?

ONE HOUR LADS
ONE HOUR UNTIL SOCIALISM TRIUMPHS

Are there already some exit poles?
Also pls give a little rundown on the political system and election modus.

>exit poles
Some of us are

gommies won

Based Klaus warned us

Something like this then?

Proportional representation.

c OP for rundown of individual parties.

As for likely numbers pic related is it, however czech polls are traditionally anywhere between on point and completely fucking wrong. I think it'll be the later this year.

Live counting starts at 2 pm.
volby.idnes.cz/

volby.cz/pls/ps2017/ps?xjazyk=EN

might even be in english

Here are some estimates with comparison to how much they had in 2013. A party also has to get over 5%.

yeah, I would personally move all the right parties towards to centre to reflect just how fucking far left our politics are, but thats about right for the right idea.

Oh and I'd move Realisté closer to svobodní, their platforms are like 90% identical.

You'll get an actual pirate party or a
>pirate
party of ancom ponefags like Germany?

Seems to be something more serious,
Ours never made it into the Bundestag.

Still I admire the czech parlament.

>I'd move Realisté closer to svobodní
Yeah true, but I gotta say they really remind me of the old ODS.
>I would personally move all the right parties towards to centre to reflect just how fucking far left our politics are
I don't wanna confuse burgers.

Ancom who pretend they're Ancap to get votes. Their party is a mess where some love the EU and some want a referendum. They will go down into irrelevance like Zelení did.

Looking at the KSCM, are commies even allowed in your country?

how to get guns here?

Yes and they usually get around 10%.

they are literal communists and they are allowed

On the one hand they deserve to be illegal, but on the other hand they keep the left fractured which is always good thing.

get a license and buy one

yeah this is about right

>I don't wanna confuse burgers
ah fair point

Yeah. Havel made them legal because "lets not be as bad as them xd". Though really he did it because he was buddies with a lot of pre 1989 communists.

I've been to Bohemia and Moravia and it looked pretty good, not much of a diiference to Austria and Bavaria.
How come they are so commy?

licenses are bad, so gov knows who has one! is there a good blackmarket here?

It takes time to convert a country from commie mindset to a capitalist one. Just look at eastern Germany.

Soviet era is still nostalgic wet dream for a lot of old people.

Just voted ODS. Safest bet. And of course I managed to sperg out.

Well eastern Germans are not only the biggest commyvoters but also the most rightwing voters.
AfD was biggest party in Saxonia.

east germany is pretty nationalist though

And political "scientists" were saying that Hillary would win.

I'm guessing even the leftists and socialists are basically anti-immigration even if they don't express it?

What did you do user
Leftism and nationalism arent mutually exclusive. Ask our commie voters how they feel about globalism and such

Zeleni and Pirates are not, KSCM would be considered racist in any western goverment, cssd is inconsistent party ... every member has different opinion.

Afd in germany is pretty free market. that said unless we go full on socialist, i dont care. Its about rejecting niggers and muslimes and keeping EU from taking over.

Since these were my first elections (I am 21), I forgot to check which okrsek, out of the two in the place I had to go to, I was in. And they had it poorly written somewhere nobody could find. So I managed to go around the place for 20 minutes, even managing to get to forbidden areas of the building and then started asking. The room I had to go, I went around it like 10 times and the people there always saw me. And as soon as I finally went there, I totally forgot that I was supposed to take my identity card and just stood there like an idiot.

Leftism and Globalism are just different types of nation destroying cancer.

>that said unless we go full on socialist,
We did that 10 years ago.

also
>that said unless we go full on socialist,
Yeah, let's prevent EU from destroying our country from outside and destroy it ourselves from inside by voting left wing.

You are a fucking genius mate.

Any more spicy Czech election memes? I need moar

Pirates like to pretend like they're centrist and skeptic on the immigrants. Their voters are the most misinformed people in this country.
East Germans probably care more about the nationalist part than the free market part

Who is that?

Our best president.

Fucking Feri is going to get in, isn't he?

It's 2pm.
what are the first results?

Also:
Why are you such special snowflakes and don't vote on Sunday like everyone else?

>Feri gets most preferential votes
>TOP09 gets 4,9%
>mfw

>what are the first results?
counting just barely started

never said vote leftwing. Also lolbertariens wont fix everything.

>never said vote leftwing.
You are unironically shilling for ksčm

>czexit
>checks-it
>doubles will confirm CZ will leave EU by 2020

>Podle modelu Novy vyhrálo volby ANO se ziskem až 27 procenty, o druhé místo se s odstupem dělí KSČM a SPD. Následuje ČSSD, ODS, Piráti, lidovci a TOP 09.


We're all Agrofert employees now

time to get comfy with a can of beer and results coming up

/poll/ from yesterday, not an exit poll

>podle modelu Novy
You shouldn't listen to TV Hovna.

>don't vote on Sunday like everyone else?
UK, USA and Slovakia don't vote on Sundays either

this faggot gets it
the truth hurts

>that presenter
Why are Czech girls so hot ?
I want one to cuck me.

I wanted to vote Svobodní but I'm disappointed in their lackluster campaign. Right now I hope for a Bureš+KDU+ODS+STAN/Piráti coalition. Fuck the jap and the KSČSSD scum.

Fug
Maybe it will work if you call it Czechout.
You know I'm glad we got to experience Sobotka. He managed what ODS had been trying for years, destroying social democracy.

Czech girls are ugly, its actually when someone mention slavic girls are pretty, hes usually referencing poles, slovaks, belarusians or ukrainian.

Our girls on the other hand are ugly feminists.
Do not come here
fuck off we are full

will give you a ride anytime you need