Bongs call us fat

>Bongs call us fat
>even they can admit that our food is better

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Hey Nigels...how does it feel to get BURGER'D???

Eating shitty fast food and eating a lot of shitty fast food is what separates us user. We just enjoy it in moderation.

>americans are fat
>brits have shitty cuisine

both of these statements are factual and don't contradict each other

I, as an obese American, bow down to the incomparable beauty of a true british lady

>McDonald's
>food

pick one and only one

is that a map of terrorist attacks?

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that picture is the definition of "slag", right?

>implying Mac Dick is good food
>implying having better food than bongs is an accomplishment
kek

>We just enjoy it in moderation.
Only people in America that live in absolute poverty eat fast food at all.

We don't need McDongles because we have GOAT food like pic related.

or grad students to be fair

Nobody eats Goat, Frederick.

To be fair, their McDonalds fries are made of potatoes, oil, salt, and sugar. While ours has 22 ingredients.

I would fuck the shit out of the Marine girl is she had good hygiene lmao

British McDonalds > Burger McDonalds

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checked

kek

its a pitty

nice get
Your McDonalds are far cheaper but are literally inedible. I don't understand why anyone would eat there unless they couldn't afford anything else.

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There are way too many McDonald's in England, too many being more than zero.

I think he's saying that they eat the trash people normally feed to goats.

Well that's blatantly false..

I never understand this hatred of British food. Its some of the nicest in terms of quality and flavour.

Most Americans just shitty minced beef formed into patties, breaded and bleached chicken feet formed into nuggets and cholera infested Mexican swill which is just the same ingredients prepared in different ways.

I don't care how many ingredients they have McD's french fries are delicious, god tier junk food

also, checked

Staged.
This is a poor person in denial.

How long before they close all the pubs?

>be me
>outbantzed by a bunch of filthy murican mongrels
Time to retire.

>our food

Kek our Mcdonalds are nothing like yours we don't pump our food full of growth hormones, GMCs and Corn-Syrup

my favorite hamburger flavored wood pulp

Christ I miss my Spar rolls

>Germans
>bantzing in the first place
I don't think anyone expected anything

What's a bong and where did this term originate?

ok, McDonald's then. big mac is the greatest.

Actually people are starting to stop eating fast food, McDonald's is shutting down a few locations and trying to compete with chains like Panera and Starbucks. It's been going on for a decade now. I think they have only put a handful of their play places in the locations they opened in the past 20 years too, a sign of a changing demographic. What you're seeing now is an appeal towards mellenials with getting a thing of fries after school with a coke as opposed to a full meal.

>murica nod dat fad
>oh fug

>Spar rolls
what's that

Christ the fat one is the most attractive one there. She doesn't look as inbred.

I would fight and die for McDonalds.

>our mcdonalds is healthy

you do know its mostly cardboard and beef dicks right?

>No McDonalds on the Western Isles


How'd that happen?

Are Five Guys actually any good? I pass one in my city all the time but I've never went in since the prices seem awful.

And currywurst...

A bong can refer to a Briton or a water pipe used to smoke marijuana.

Strewth cobber i'd give the tall one a good root she's a right spunky sheila fair dinkum

>our mcdonalds is healthy

Strawman, I didn't say healthy, I implied better quality

what about it

Yes, they're very good. Even better than In-N-Out and on par with Smashburger, to give you a reference point. I don't eat there much, specifically because of the price point like you pointed out.

Not true. I eat fast food almost every day, but only for dinner and i eat oatmeal and salads for breakfast and lunch. You can be an american, eat fast food, and not be fat believe it or not.

Spar? The Dutch supermarket. The operate franchises all over Ireland and do pretty damn nice breakfast and chicken fillet rolls. To such an extent that Irish emigrants get homesick thinking about them because they are the staple of a university students/ office workers diet.

>Millennial
>school
What?

Brits are niggers, don't listen to them

Interesting but a pretty weak word if I may say so myself.

Anyways, greetings from across the pond.

So what are some good fast food chains in America? I'm heading there next month but I remember really enjoying Long John Silvers last time I was there.

I thought they were better than McDonald's.

Whataburger
Chik Fil A
Raising Cane's

No, the 'rolls'. I thought it was something like on that pic that I didn't know. The croissants are really good though.

It's way better in terms of quality.

chipotle

The three I mentioned, plus these minus Whataburger are pretty much the best.

i used to be a cellphone

I would pay triple prices for a Chick Fil'a in the UK
Our food is that painfully shit here.

Whataburger is actually real? I'll probably just check one out because it was heavily referenced in Infinite Jest

You mentioned fast casual restaurants, not fast food. Five guys and smash burger are fast casual.

>except Whataburger
Your opinions are now discarded.

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Being better than the bongs food doesn't mean it's not shit anyways.
Bong food is the shit tier of food.

No, it's fucking bland.

>price point
You mean price, you fucking moron?
>better than in-n-out
You should be fucking executed.

>What's a bong and where did this term originate?

BONG

Literally have never seen any of those chains. Had jack in the box once.

thats because he cant see her """""""""teeth"""""" in this photo

I've always wanted to try Taco Bell. I'm sure the novelty runs out very quickly but its one of the places I've never gotten to try in the US because anytime I've gone near one they've been infested with spics and been way too busy.

Mein Neger.
Currywurst is better than Frikandel.

I live in a town that caters heavily to European tourists, and honestly, they are on no ground to call us fat.

Shut it you Paella nigger

you don't belong here if you don't know why you're a bong.

>Briton
That doesn't mean what you think it means

STFU you are 56% bong. Excuse yourself to your daddy now.

>I've always wanted to try Taco Bell
Do it, Mexico.

Yes it's good but it's expensive. You could get three to four full meals at In-N-Out or Mcdonalds for the price of one meal at Five Guys. It's 8-12 USD for a burger, 5+ USD for a regular sized fries, and 3+ USD for a drink, and then sales taxes.

America literally has good from everywhere.

Import more Mormons and maybe you'll get a Chick Fil A?
Whataburger a shit.
I meant price point. Not every chain has the same prices. In-N-Out is bretty good, but certainly not the pinnacle of fast food.
They don't serve shitty east coast jews.
It doesn't mean a British citizen?

Fish and chips is actually a dish. LMAO.

Won't be worse than American teeth.
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jesus fucking christ, get that yuck out of your mouth Winston.

Not the best burgers out there, but arguably the best in the fast food world. Certainly better than the usual McDonald's, BK, etc. I'd give it 8/10, you're right though, it is expensive.

>Being proud of introducing shitty food in other countries
But you are fat
The fact that British are also fat doesn't make change that

>Chik Fil A
If you like shelling out cash for mcdonald's tier food, then sure.

>eating pommes frites with your fingers
disgusting

Why did you post a picture of In-N-Out?

Swear down all fatties need to be put down, they're absolutely disgusting and repulsive.
They're also awful to look at.

Overrated, overpriced garbage for gullible students and/or liberals.

My point was those are regional chains and probably not all that well known or represented internationally. I've only heard of those in the movies Hollywood Jews make. t. midwestfag.

>Being proud of introducing shitty food in other countries
>shitty country allowed it to happen
>MUH STUPID AMERIKANS AND THEIR MCDOONALDS

kind of. not better than frikandel speciaal, but that's because of the sauce.

I can see that fatty

>my rancid pile of shit has less flies on it than yours

Whoops you're right, here ya go. Five Guys shakes are also good.