So what's the correct answer?

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I would walk away with a clean conscience.

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push the lever forward and then pull it back immediately.

Simply do nothing and walk away

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the real answer is that it will never happen so it is irrelevant. next question?

>walk away
This

exactly, just turn 360 degrees and walk away lmao fuck them

>not killing the maximum amount of people through multi track drifting and saving a trolley full of snacks for yourself

GET OUT

Do nothing, then you have washed your hands of God's evil plans

Kill the nigger.

Bullshit answer is walk away, so yku havent actively chisen to kill someone.

Real answer is to flip the switch and kill one person. Human life, and the suffering caused by han life, is quantitive. And 1 is better than 5.

The answer is simple.
>Multiple shooters
>sushi COMPED
>taco bell sucks
>revenge porn
>coke bumps.

What do?

Timing the lever pull in such a way that it derails the trolley.

Phonefag here, ignore the typos caused by stupid fat fingers

>the consequences of your actions directly cause someone to die.

That's manslaughter, at least

What give a you the right to choose who lives and dies?

Kill them all

It’s very simple. Don’t pull the lever til after the trolley passes and the next one can kill the remaining person.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP THE TRAIN?!?!

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Next question, the single person Is your mother or father or whoever you care about most. Other five are people you’ve never met. What do you do?
What gives you the right to kill five people if you chose to save the individual?

you run over the group. the individual will see what you did and offer you fearful subservience. this is far more valuable than a group offering you hollow statements of gratitude. an entire additional human being to act as your left hand in the physical world. this is a force multiplier in the game of life.

So suicide? Walking into the train?

I did.

pulling

it's morally superior to kill one person to save 5, however since this is technically still murder, you'll propably be imprisoned for this

while doing nothing is technically not a crime, it's morally questionable because you were in a direct situation to have a significant impact on the outcome on the situation. this factor is important because it defuses the arugment that you'd otherwise be responsible for all the starving childs in africa because you could have donated more. you're not, because your individual contribution is meaningless in the large scale of things.

>that pic
GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSEEEESSSSSS

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The moral thing to do is to kill your own mother. But i am a selfish human being and would save my mum.

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What if the one guy was objectively smarter, more creative than the 5 others who are untermensch?

I'm asking because I think you're non-White who is genetically limited.

fpbp

lol

Turn a full circle and walk into the train?

I wouldn't do anything but sit back and laugh. I am the one who set up their overly convoluted deaths and forced someone into a moral quandary in the first place.

You have no choice but to leave the cart alone. If you flick the switch you commit murder. If you don't flick it, you're fine as nature ran its course and it's not your fault.

multitrack drifting.

This one's my favorite.

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Still the one guy. Human life abd suffering caused by the loss of human life is more quantitive than it is qualitive

Oh and im white, perbaps of average intelligence, and not autistic.

Criminally underrated

toothpaste with the only correct answer

What if the one guy is your best friend?

If you pull the switch you're a psychopath according to the test.

Progressives and sjw liberals would do it, it's in their nature to promote "the other" before the people they know.

They have no problem sacrificing people in their own community in order to save a bunch of strangers they know nothing about.

This mind experiment is so dumb. If course if you are a random passersby ou aren't going to touch this, otherwise you would get sued over the guy whose death you cause. If you are a railroad worker, you would have some protocol to follow to protect yourself against lawsuits.

And military leaders really make these type of decisions all the time during conflicts. Leftists are so lazy and dishonest they keep pulling out their same illogical drivel to dazzle their retarded sheep.

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>uh oohhhh

smashmouth it is

do nothing. you are not involved in it, but once you push the leaver you are directly responsible for the death of the person/ the 5 persons.

Pic reminds me of the final level of Painkiller. Damn I need to play that game again.

>4 more people died than necessary due to your autism

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no. you killed a person that was perfectly safe. you are a murderer. those 5 persons dying is not my responsibility. it's tough luck, a higher power, chaos or whatever you want to call it.

DONT

there is a difference between helping and diverting the "evil" to someone else. if there is someone trapped in a burning building you should help him. but you dont help him by burning a different house with less inhabitants to lessen the number of dead people. if you do that you are an arsonist/murderer

If my answer was to pull the lever back and forth repeatedly to the tune of a song, what somg should it be?

god bless

That bayonet is far too long for that AK.

Y'all are fucking retarded. Lurk more

The correct answer is to ignore the lever and set up two proxies to post to this thread. Use one of them to post Peter Singer quotes and the other to post Max Stirner memes. Have the two proxies shitpost in response to one another until the thread - and therefore also the train - is completely derailed.

@ 0:12 Me: Hey! That's pretty smart!
@ 0:18 Me: Nevermind, humanity is fucked
By Henry Le

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Another one bites the dust

We will rock you

Whichever track has more niggers

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You can't walk away, once you are exposed in the situation, you inbred idiot! That is like never being in the situation to begin with and your answer is straight bullshit.

5 shekels! Oy Vey!

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Anyone else really starting to like Indian posters?

That analogy doesnt work. What would be closer is if you were the fire cheif and had to decide wether to send your only crew out to save 1 person in a burning building, or a 5 in a burning building on the other side of town.

And in this case, you would save the 5.

I didn't choose the han life, the han life chose me.

FPBP

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ftfy FPWP

That just proves that some people are actually teenagers never having dealt with philosophy.

Nah, he just doesnt care if the trolley goes down his designated shitting track. The trolley is Basically flushing the track

Baby shows the true answer.
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Stand there in watch while the biggest amount of people are violently run over by the train.