Monster Musume

On a scale from 1-10, why are Lala's thighs the best pillow?

It's a 5.

The thighs would be good. It's her edge. It ruins her. Makes her shit.

Because she's fat and lazy while Cerea, Papi and Rach's legs are all specialized for locomotion.

>that huge ahoge

My nigga.

This will never be translated

Post bugs you can fug. All bugs welcome.

That's a good thing because there's a Centaur in the group.

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I want it for the bee, I dont give a shit about horsefuckers

what is that?
did i miss out on something?

It's a visual novel where a human protagonist attends a academy for monster girls and dating ensues
Someone was translating it back in 2014, but stopped when MGQ came out.
Now it's on indefinite hiatus

Nigger that's Rosario.

because she can still suck your dick while you lay on them
10/10

>Rosario Vampire
>monster girls
Pick one

Also, Rosario doesn't involve odd monster girl fucking

So, funny story.

I went down to Japan last week for Comiket 90. Wound up stopping by the Monster Musume merch booth. Now, I can't read nip fluently. So what I thought was a "Pick a Poster" option, actually turned out to be a postcard set. Since I wanted two of those pictures, I wound up getting two postcard sets by accident.

So, anyone interested in the spare?

Because they are thick and a bit soft and warm. And she must smell good and is very femenine.
Adding to all this, if you look at her while your head is on her thighs, she will be very flustered and won't be able to say chuuni things but only cute things.

>all those fucking drills on the dulla's head

She's a doll, not a dullahan.

This

How do they look? Also, how much?

But what if her head is also on her laps while your head is on her laps and you look into her eyes from up close?

I wanna steal Mama's head and give it kisses!

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Pretty nice. They're maybe...I dunno, 2x3 inches large? And the image quality's very nice.

It'd be $15 plus shipping. Or people can start bidding on 'em if there's interest.

And at what age did this desire start?

Those are stamps, not cards.

Lala, Lala! Ducking autocorrect.

What anime is this?

Risotto+Vermicelli

Frozen dick is worth having a cute snowgirl waifu

Where in the world are you at/shipping from now? That would probably influence my decision, due to shipping.

Ahahahah

Tara is the ultimate spooder.

I


I like this.

Tara is the best spooder just as Shaia is the best hors.
Big girls is love.

Thiskillthedullahan.jpg

>no tarantula gf to rape you in her pillow fort

Pls

Important question. Which girl has the best, most lickable midriff?

Kiira

What is it about Shaia that makes her so much better than Cerea? I think it's the abs. And the tits.

Cardiobirb i guess.
Also the /fit/est legs

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The fuzz has spoken

Someone said fuzz?

I'd say Lala 'cuz she's my favourite. But Miia has an awesome midriff.

Looks like we got a pleb who can't appreciate gap moe

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Kiira, Lala, or Miia

They don't realize how awesome is taking her chuuni off with some rough fucking

Stamps are like, half an inch squared or somethin' man.

Canadia. Alberta, specifically.

Lala seems confused about that egg violating her safe space

Looks like we got a freak who likes to fuck girls with multi personality disorders

>multi personality disorder

I dont think you know what that means

Oh, no. I've just shown how she looks without her chuunism. I don't have her lewd face right now.

She's just a chuuni.

You just need to get her to focus her energy into less edgy things.
She likes Gundam. That's something to focus on.

The dullahan is a witch a needs to be burnt at the stakes for her heresy.

No user.

There's only two methods to fix her.

Impaling and burning.

fluffy plump sheep rump

Sheep is an acceptable waifu. Good job.
She's got nice short hair which proves she isn't a witch

>being a shorthair fag

What a fag

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>being a long hair fag

Fucking witch enabler. Everyone knows
Superior short hair > shitty long spaghetti

ANY girl looks hotter with long hair, user. This is common sense.

>want to burn girls with long hair
>like sheeps
Abraham, how it is possible that you have internet on your farm from XVI century?

Fact

Why don't people like spooder?

When I find spooder in my house I leave it alone.

Only time I disturb spooder is if I know it's poisonous.

Even then I just carefully relocate spooder back outside.

Love spooder, spooder is good.

I prefer girls with long dongles.

I'd impale her with my meaty spear.
That will cure her.

I like spooder, too.

I don't like spiderfags, though

Smith. Any other answer is objectively wrong.

That's what makes long hair shit. You can slap it on anything and it makes it look "better". With short hair its unique. It gives the girl a sense of unique beauty. Remember user. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it still makes it a pig.

Time travel. What you think I'd adopt to this modern long haired witch degeneracy? No, I came to fix your ways. Make you holy again.

Spiders are best. They eat all the flys and leave you alone. Unless you live in Australia.

>implying you wouldn't a pig

>With short hair its unique
No, with short hair it's shittier, you hipster faggot.

>short hair is unique

Hello Tumblr, I bet you think dying your hair green/red like millions of others also makes you unique

And you will be burned alongside her.

Accept it fag.

Odd coloured hair also makes you a witch.

If you're anti-monster Darling will punch you right in the face.

10
Because she's the best girl and if anyone else disagrees , they can go fucking blow their brain out.

>he likes short hair
>calls me a fag

>tfw you can't shitpost about hair, because you like both short and long

We can shitpost about medium-length hair.

Your damn right. Faggot.

Fuzz is the key ingredient for a great waifu.

You're

Short hair goes great on tomboys!

Which girl would he the easiest to introduce to your parents/family in general?

Which girl would be the most difficult?

Which girl would be the most entertaining?

They're both great
I'd like to see art of long haired rach and papi and short haired cerea, mero and miia

What a faggot.

Just messing with you fags. All hair is superior. No matter the colour or length.

You're right user, because I like /best fuzz/
Oneday I'll try to do something like this, Trip

What about no hair?

Mero / Miia

Rachnee(?)

Papi

>trips speak the truth
Do you think Papi or Rachne would look better with longer hair? Do you think Cerea or Miia would look better with shorter hair?
No, they're equally good.

Easiest definitely Tio.

Most difficult would be Papi.

Entertaining would be Rachnera.

That's great aswell. Suu I guess?

How is laziness entertaining?

>long haired rach

Loen did this a while ago.