You're sleeping in your house at night when suddenly you hear a rock break your window...

>you're sleeping in your house at night when suddenly you hear a rock break your window. You rush out of bed rush to your front door open and see this man and his crew outside of your house.

What do?

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cry tears of joy

I'm not messing with anyone with shoulder pads that big

I'd tell him that racism has no place in my neighborhood

When did david byrne join the alt-right?

Hope they don't smash my large automobile too. Or kidnap my beautiful wife.

AUTISTIC
TALMUDIC
REASONING

who was the guy at the spencer speech in FL
the guy who said "YALL ARE HYPOCRITES"
the southern guy

start doing a jig for whitey master in hopes he will let you leech from him for just another day

i'd prey on the weak faglets and feed the remains to some hogs i know
NO BODY NO CRIME OP

i heil hitler obviously

Run to the basement to get my tiki torches out of storage.

turn on the hose and spray those pussies. they won't do shit anyway.

grab my tiki torch and sign in to start my hours.

Underrated

Does he slap my girlfriend's ass?

DEUS VULT

>answers logically

why are americans so inept when it comes to easy bantz

is that jacket from the 80s?

i'm glad they're hear for the barbecue

ugh not thisagain.
its pho to sh o p e d .

One can only hope

they arent very smart

Get on my knees and submit myself to Spencer's glory.

Time to water the tree of liberty with the blood of "people" pretending to be white supremacists.

>ausposting
Same as it ever was.

I invite him in for a beer and we talk philosophy like the geeks we are. It would be fun

Kek

I call him out for the plant that he is.

Holy shit those TIKI TORCHES are so fucking cringey. Just make real ones for fucks sake, its not that hard.

I looks like a citronella candle my grandparents would set up on theyre campsite to keep mosquitos away.

Looks so weak.

Checked.
>Same as it ever was.
What did you mean by this?

Time isn't holding up.
Time isn't after us.

Wow my spelling..... Im retarded.

>Wrong house, bud. Niggers are down the street.

Kek

>implying
what are these implications you are making?

Start chanting no Trump no KKK no fascist USA

I goose step along side them and fix the window in the morning.

kek. you win the intarweb for the day, sir.

Heil Hitler

>get off my lawn you FICUS

>pic related
Also Richard spencer is a cuck who is driving the nationalist movement into the ground with his Nazi bullshit its about time we nuke all natsocs and instate just plain old American patriotism

Say "Is it that time already?"

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Probably ask them for a suit and see if I could join them tbqh. I'm brown hair, blue eyes. I think they'd have me.

I don't understand this joke. Can somebody explain?

I dox them on the internet and ruin their life

Kek. Best answer.

Its a song refrence, cant think of the name right off hand right now

Look up Once In a Lifetime by Talking Heads, idiot

Tell them they must have the wrong house and that they hit the house of the only white man in a neighborhood of shitskins. Then tell them to carry on.

It would of been an honest, but low probability mistake of theirs.

It's a reference to a certain song by this man. He wasn't wearing the suit for it though but it's arguably the first song people think of when they think of Talking Heads.

The Burger bantz r 2 good right now

No need for this statement, your flag already implies that.

Demand he pay for my window with bussy

"Wrong house, fucktard."

Awfully *** coffe ***
Will I heil?
probably not
now I'll stop

When the days go by

Jokes on him because I threw a rock out of my window just a few minutes before.

>being this much of a cuck

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I make a molotov cocktail and aim for Spencer

invite them in to fuck my wife of course

I'd take a picture and then photoshop all of their shoulders cause I'm a faggot kike shill.

Call Jean luc Picard to help me vs. the romulans

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thank God for the second amendment and the stand your ground law

aw shoulda waited for this

This is the calm before the storm right here.
Wait, how was I gonna start this off? I forgot. ...
Oh yeah.
That's an awfully hot jewish plot,
Should I drop it on mein Fuehrer? Prob'ly not,
But that's all I got 'til I come up with their entire plot.
Got a plan and now I gotta hatch it,
Like a damn SS with MP 40, stocked,
I'm a walk inside a mosque on Ramadan,
And say a prayer that every time jews talk,
they gets a trai— ah, I'm a stop.
But we better give Goebbels props,
'Cause what we got in office now's a solution,
That'll prob'ly cause a righteous holocaust,
And while the drama pops,
And he waits for shit to quiet down, he'll just gas his chambers up
And jews die around 'til the bombing stops.
Intensities heightened, tensions are risin',
Europe, when it comes to givin' a shit, you're stingy as I am,
Except when it comes to having the balls to go against me, the jews, you hide 'em,
'Cause you don't got the fucking nuts, like an empty asylum,
Purity the only thing he's fantastic for,
'Cause that's how he gets his revenge for Germany's collapse,
Yeah, "sick man",
That's why he wants us to disband,
'Cause he can not withstand,
The fact we're not afraid of global jewry,
Fuck saving the jews, I came to lend a hand,
That's why he keeps screamin', "FUER DEUTSCHLAND!",
'Cause he's got the master plan.
It's like we take a step forwards, then backwards,
But this is his form of distraction,
Plus, he gets an enormous reaction,
When he attacks the UK, so we focus on that,
Instead of talking Poland or gun reform for France,
All these horrible tragedies and he's bored and would rather,
Cause a political storm with the sand niggers.
From his endorsement of Aryan,
Support for the Uebermenschen,
I'm drawing in the sand a line, you're either for or against,
And if you can't decide who you like more and you're split,
On who you should stand beside, I'll do it for you with this: SIEG HEIL

Say I agree with you and question why he did that.

Woah!

>What do?
Grab my Colt LE6920 and Glock 19 and transform and roll out!

antifa/leftypol were LARPing as me trying to start shit with weev
Now they're doing it with Spencer, but they can't copy my dialect for shit
I'm not from Texas, morons

>We don't have much but you boys are welcome to shack up here for the night. Anything to help the cause.

Underrated.

I would scream
>IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH!
Then grab my torch and join them

"I don't buy shoulder pads."

Open fire.

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that egg lookin motherfucker leaves in a bodybag

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS!

Are they doing this ironically? Just why?

You're welcome:

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.. David Byrne was famous for wearing large shoulder pads. It was a thing in the 80s.

Tell him he's not wanted around these parts.

I'm at fucking laughing for the right reason. Someone confirm this joke

tfw happiness
proceed to join their nigger raiding party

Join them.

if you were a whamen or drug infused fag, czechs out

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Scream out
"You are not taking our dildos from us!!!!!"
"The right of the people to keep and bear dildos, shall not be infringed!!!!!!"

Hmmm. Surprising, coming from a leaf. Carry on.

Open front door masturbating

Rape

Rape

Rape

Filthy white man cunt, hrnnnnnnngggggg muh dik.

Reeeeeeeee

brilliant, so true so sad