>HURR DURR IT'S NOT ACTUALLY LIVE CONFIRMED FOR ~10 MINUTE TO ~30 MINUTE DELAY - JUST ENOUGH TIME TO BLEEP WORDS AND CUT THE FEED IF A NOG GETS TURNED INTO SWISS CHESSE
NEW - LIVE PD BINGO CARDS! EVERYONE'S CARD IS DIFFERENT mfbc.us/m/cdr9u5
Nolan Gray
*sprinkles a little shit on the pie*
Jason Flores
Here is a very important guide
the super database >capable of finding nogs at record speeds >superior search criteria >has pictures, facebook posts >has a system update every month and always gets better
the weak betabase >is slow to search >sometimes leaves police with their dick in their hand >only searches myspace >has a system update every few years, every time the interface gets worse
Jonathan Peterson
top kek trips
Angel Myers
Kevin actually seems like a decent cop. Thats hard to come by
Jayden Young
What was your last interaction with the cops? I got a ticket today, 93 in a 65.
Elijah Morgan
Did they stop censoring profanity?
Dominic Evans
You can say shit on tv for a while now.
Bentley Cruz
He's trying to rile this guy up to spill something usable
Liam Roberts
...
Jeremiah Anderson
When did Cedric the Entertainer become a cop?
Nolan Martin
Show yourself Chadster, we know you're posting here
Landon Clark
I KNOW YOU BULLSHITTIN ME
Mason Phillips
Thats pretty good. I got it for 96 in a 45 once.
Last interaction was no big deal just ran my shi.
John Cook
OH SHIET
Jonathan Adams
>thought I was being pulled over >they were pulling over the guy behind me I was lucky to have made it out.
Dominic White
...
James Baker
>No Mastroianni >No K-Law >No blue door motel >No foot chases >No AZ
Why even bother?
Mason Bailey
I PUT MY PANTS ON ONE DAY AT A TIME JUSS LIKE YOU DO
Ryan Baker
That's a lot of shit on her belt.
Live PD girl has birthing hips.
Elijah Robinson
what the fuck is this guys accent
Zachary Ortiz
>89 in a 65 >was super polite (and white) to the officer >just a warning
Wyatt Ward
jésus that guy is high off his ass
Colton Flores
pidgin
Bentley Perez
Damn dude.
Ethan Hall
in indiana?
Eli Hill
You have to go back
Jacob Price
Pulled over for tail lights being out. Sent off on my way. Not even a written warning.
Time before that (years ago) got pulled over in NYC for making a left in a lane that wasn't the left lane. I don't think I did, but I got off with no ticket.
Ryder Wood
HE NO GOT NUFFIN HE A GOOD CHICO WE WUZ JUS PAINTIN
James Roberts
>illegal immigrant knows he's going back
Daniel Howard
Brown
Grayson Cooper
>*mumble mumble mumble*
Michael Turner
upstate ny thruway
jokes on me though i ass dialed my wife she heard the whole interaction and made fun of me when i got home hahhaa
Dylan Ortiz
This nigga sound like a Mexican jar jar binks
Brayden Hill
79 in 65. Was actually doing 90 in a 65. Guess they didnt want to book me. Wythville, VA on I77 I think.
Austin Lopez
he looks like a white infected with mexican brain degeneration
Jace Mitchell
Got surrounded by 3 cars looking for a Black Grand Am. Was not my Black Grand Am.
Andrew Stewart
Over the wall he goes
Christian Carter
This!
Isaac Morris
I hope you're a female.
Asher Walker
>meesa going home >*cries*
Matthew Sullivan
i was just driving on that tonight, so many cops, I rarely exceed 75
think you replied to the wrong post tho
Hunter Ortiz
>black ice tree overpowering cops huehuehue
Joshua Ward
everywhere is safe to speed besides near albany
>oh well
Daniel Williams
Last time I got pulled over in NYC, traffic was so bad a foot cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for a right turn at a no-right turn between 3 and 7 PM sign.
Mason Lopez
they said cologne you meme flag faggot
Evan Moore
Beca is a trash copfu. She looks like she’s barely 4 ft and only 100 lbs. Her voice makes her sound smug and is comical when she tries to order people around. then she wears all that useless shit on her vest. In EMS we call these people Ricky Rescues. Basically they are Try-hards and everyone hates them.
Christopher Williams
pulled over for expired tabs, out of state license and the previous owner bolted a new license plate to the old one on the rear that was flapping in the wind. Should have been in jail but the officer gave me a ticket for the tabs and told me to get a new license and sent me on my way.
Elijah Taylor
the easier to physically dominate her.
too bad the small ones are always full of hellfire
Jason Collins
>can't take right turns NYC is weird
Michael Perry
unlucky, you caught one of maybe 10 foot cops in nyc
>you gonna need an ambulance?
this is false though.. nice try highway patrol
Colton Thomas
We have a bunch of Cap Region fags in here tonight?
Jordan Clark
Go back and look, there's one hanging from the mirror, and the cop even said it was the little tree
Michael King
I forgot about those signs. Been 2 years since ive been to nyc.
Jackson Davis
syracuse... unfortunately
Nathan Sullivan
>got some tree
tree = weed
and they were looking for bud
Aiden Ward
I was "pulled over" by a foot cop too.
I think the left lane was blocked and they were just being dicks.
Gabriel Barnes
When it's a whole bunch of them it's a felony forest
Ethan Harris
user called it, belligerent nigger had warrants
Jason Rogers
Saratoga Springs reporting
Jason Clark
Holla
Nathan Butler
She's a cop and a lawyer, you're a glorified taxi driver
Jacob Baker
They just showed the car again. Look at the goddamned rearview mirror
Owen Bailey
When do repeats come on?
Nathan Taylor
even while being arrested, can't get off the phone.
Zachary Rogers
Is there ever any action in this show? Mainly just normal arrests tonight besides the car flipping over.
Dominic Walker
Ticketed by you on 87 South today.
Justin Fisher
t..thats my grandma pills
Brandon Walker
Your shit taste is gonna give the other EMS guys in here a bad name.
Alexander Rodriguez
yeah my grandma always gets her pills in dimebags
Julian Hill
whats the best place to hide an ounce of weed in a car
besides up one's ass
thanks for the taxes i guess
Jackson Perry
up your urethra
Dylan Roberts
fag blames his grandma.
Benjamin Taylor
good luck getting an oz of weed up your ass unless you stretch your anus regularly
Jacob Ross
Once got pulled over on 87 near Warrensburg for passing a lady cop doing the speed limit because she made up a rule you're not allowed to pass cops for any reason.
Lincoln Ross
I'm going to try and beat it, it's like 6 points I think. Somewhere under the hood in a mason jar.
Kevin Gonzalez
They seem to do it in prison a lot
Aiden Peterson
HOW DOES SHE NEED TO READ MIRANDA RIGHTS OFF HER PHONE ITS LIKE 30 WORDS
Mason Johnson
She'll probably claim they're hers if he stole them.
Robert White
...
Dylan Howard
Typical broad.
Dylan Diaz
not an oz. too big. a quarter sure.
Michael Gray
Jar jar spics
Luke Edwards
>American shirt >"I need someone who speak English"
Jaxon Garcia
Lives in Indiana Can't speak english. How did they get so far north?
Nicholas Davis
this fake spic is faking his accent
upstate ladycops regularly ticket for going the speed limit its the lack of their visual capacity
Landon Harris
Guy getting arrested for kidnap and rape pretending he doesn't understand english. Top kek.
Dylan Bell
Rape
Sebastian Lewis
HE LYIN ! HE LYIN !
Elijah James
>Rape Have fun in jail.
Brandon Jones
RAPE. RAPE. HE LYING
Robert Rivera
YOU SPEAK ENGLISH JUST FINE YOU FILTHY SUBHUMAN SANDNIGGER Illinois! No!
Joseph Morales
kek
Juan Evans
YOUUUUUUU LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIN YOUUUUUU LYYYYYYYYYYYYIN. Why does he bother speaking?
Ethan Jackson
They're literally everywhere.
Jayden Allen
why not just say "Tú Nombre?"
Connor Gonzalez
A fucking leaf
Robert Smith
They are not sending their best!!!!!!!
Bentley Wood
They are all doing that. I thought that was the whole reason for the police academy.
