This guys a fuckin retard right?

this guys a fuckin retard right?

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No, you're the retard who can't see past your own ego.

sage

>the man has almost completely succeeded in life

>"man what a fucking retard lol"

I can't wait until Xlumpf gets his fucking head blown off live on air

Drumph is a rapists who unfairly made fun of a widow


apologize NOW

a lot of folk have alot of power and a lot of em are fucking idiots
especially in america
>kardasians
>norks
i cant really think of that many but you get what im saying

100%

>a lot of folks have a lot of power and happen to be fucking idiots
>especially in America
>b- but I can't really think of that many, but you get what I'm saying right?
Way to btfo your own argument nigger

such a retard, 2nd highest iq ever for the presidency

your a retart fuck u

yes

lmao, what the fuck is Intel Institute

holy fuck I forgot how painful that was to look at

prove he's a rapist

protip: you can't

prove to me you're not crying behind that keyboard

protip: you can't

maybe do a google search fag

why are you samefagging

cause he's a fag

i did, that's why I'm asking you now
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You're a retard and you probably think the answer is A

>>kardasians
>power
lma fucking o

The point op is making is people that don't share his beliefs are retarded, which is retarded.

I don't think you know what a samefag is
newfag

no the joke was implying that anything with the word fag in it applied to you because you're a fag but it went over your dumb fag head

C. because the lines are spider webs and the piston is motionless.

>replying to two different people
>calling us a singular insult

But it is A.

>when you unironically don't get the joke

I LOVE HIM

lmao snl cant invite him on ever agains

...dude, just fuck off, you didn't even make a joke, faggot

>literally Hitler didn't work so we'll call him names!

his guard is disgusted

this has to be bait

His grandfather started as a barber and eventually opened some restaurants across the US I believe. Thats the origin of his family wealth which increased along two generations.

Consider the system from the portal platform's point of you. In such a system you are stationary and the block is moving at you.

The momentum of the block-portal platform system has to be conserved.

All the portal knows is that the cube is moving through it at speed so wouldn't it just send that info to the exit portal?

no he's your President

>LGBT

the momentum is stored in the piston, not the cube genius.

i dont fault him here

he's letting the cameras get shots in

bye shill

The momentum is in the system. The block interacting with the portal will transfer that momentum.

At the time when the block first enters the portal is has a velocity to the platform's point of view. The will be reflected out of the other side of the portal.

This. What gives the Cube momentum? Nothing.

Why do you need to ask others if someone is a retard? You are fuckin retarded.

...

A as it is. If the base was moving and not the top it would be similar to B but falling on an arc trajectory.

These two scenerios will have the same result:

1) Throwing a cube with a given velocity at the portal.
2) The portal moving at a stationary cube.

In both systems, if you choose a moving coordinate system (which you're allowed to) at a constant velocity (which avoids messy extra forces and considerations) then you'll see the cube is moving.

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what are you saying, Jerry is fucking amazing

Place an object in your hand. Make pepe's white power sign with the other.
Descend the latest over the previous, encircling the object like the retard you are.
The object sure as hell didnt jump to the ceiling lol.

Now if you do the opposite, move the object towards the "white power hand" and suddenly stop, the object jumps. Because it maintained the velocity at the time your hand stopped and its immediately counteracted by both the air attrition and gravity.

>portal game is full of shit

No, he's pure evil this week. He'll be a fucking retard by middle of next week at tops.

no. he's what would happen if an average white guy from Brooklyn circa 1970 managed to accumulate ~$10 billion

But all the portal knows is that the cube is moving through it at speed and will pass that information to the other portal so it would take that info and translate that as momentum resulting in B

Yup

Objects in motion tend to stay in motion and objects at rest tend to stay at rest unless interacting with another object. The empty space within the portal is not an object therefore it will have no effect on the stationary cube lack of momentum. It's no different from if I accelerated a normal doorway towards a stationary you. You're not going to be flung off your feet once you pass though.

You mistake is anchoring yourself in the cube's frame of reference.

You assume interacting with the portal is a momentum dampening event. It is not, at least with how the game portrays it.

You have to analyze the system from the portal's point of view. That frame of reference is all the portal knows.

It's a consequence of relativity, in the classical sense. If you can't see that then KYS.

So is almost every politician.

yes but so are sharts

>Intel Institute

Literally who? Are you this fucking desperate to defend this clown you're going to cite obviously fake news?

>It's no different from if I accelerated a normal doorway towards a stationary you. You're not going to be flung off your feet once you pass though.

yes it is different, because portals cannot exist according to the physics of the real world, and operate on their own weird rules that change from the first game to the second

Now one force you do have acting on you from either side is the air which causes wind resistance. You'll be slightly pressed on from the front by air that wants to stay stationary. So if anything you might be pushed back towards the portal a bit.

Okay,

Let's use your door example. In that example if a doorway is moved at me with a given velocity, then you expect the door to continue to move with that velocity after it passes you, yes? It wont suddenly stop.

Okay. So now we consider the portal. You have the portal coming at you. You go through the portal. Now here's the caveat, the portal is stationary in the exit frame. But it would be no different than a doorway coming at you and passing. So the portal should still be moving past you with the same V.

It can't, but it's what you'd perceive, because you're now moving.

The base where the cube is sitting is static in relation to a point of reference in the room where the ramp is faggot.

See
The portal isn't just a door. It receives and sends information.
>this object is moving fast through me so tell the other portal to send it out fast also

>assuming the ramp is not moving in relation to the earth ofc

yes, but he's our retard. The alternative is evil incarnate, so this isn't so bad.

See Maybe that will help you understand.

This breaks the thought experiment. You're just making up physics rules for portals at this point that have no relationship to the real world. So both A and B could be correct answers under those circumstances depending on whatever physical properties you arbitrarily assign the portals.

A and B are both wrong.

The cube can be said to "pass through" the yellow portal because of the piston's momentum. However, the cube cannot be said to have "come out of" the blue portal, because it has no momentum of its own and the blue portal is not moving in such a way to allow that.

Therefore, the cube is in some kind of "limbo" state, entering through one portal but not exiting the other.

Hi devil. Please take Soros already.

Okay. How about this. If our platform moves in one frame with a constant velocity and is stationary in the exit frame then would you agree it's best to work in the portal's frame of reference?

In doing that in both scenarios the portal is stationary (Which will make the scenario easier to understand).

Now in that frame, where you are a camera on the pistol, do you not agree the cube is moving at you?

Since the exit frame is stationary, that is what must continue for continuity's sake.

It can be a confusing thought experiment, because you have to first move the right reference frame.

pistol -> piston*

I'm looking at it from a technical point of view, we are all made up of information.

The information the orange portal gets is the make up of the cube and the speed it moving through it thus passes all the information to the other side resulting in B

>if the base moves in relation to the portal >and to the earth

A because the subject's momentum is preserved. The cube is stationary. So it comes out stationary.

But how can it "come out" if it's stationary?

The Kardashians have no power, you stupid lump of shit. And NK is extremely smart. A tiny, impoverished country with no natural resources and little farmland going up against the world's only super power, successfully? That's hard to do.

Your threshold of success must be very low, and your idea of conflict must be like that of a high-school girl if it includes shit-talking.

Newton's law apply perfectly for a given reference frame and must hold true in every reference frame. The trick here is you are switching frames by going through the portal. You go from a moving one to a stationary one.

This has to be so, because the portal is the object of interest. To its frame it is ALWAYS stationary.

In the same way if you're on a plane in your frame the earth is moving past you and you aren't moving in the plane (unless there is a change in acceleration which we're not assuming here, because constant velocity = no acceleration)

It's explicitly stated by glados in the game.
"The subject's momentum is preserved." So the cube suddenly finds itself on a slope on an angle. Gravity is acting perpendicular to the ground which causes the cube to immediately begin tumbling toward the bottom of the slope.

"The subject's momentum is preserved."
And that momentum is perceived by the portal. In the portal's view the cube is moving and has a momentum m_cube * v_portal.

dotard according to a nk retard

>perceived by the portal
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The portal doesn't perceive shit. You are just being a brainlet and failing to see the portal as it is (a tunnel) and instead seeing it as a 2 dimensional decal on a moving object. The location of the aperture of the portal is in a state of flux but the portal itself is not moving.

The irony is immense.

I bet you've never even learned classical relativity. Go ask a Physics Professor you know if you don't believe me.

You're a fucking retard. Just admit it. You even have the retard flag. Just fucking KYS you stupid faggot.

He's a genius who LARPS as a retard
Hillary is a retard who LARPS as a genius

Classical relativity breaks down in this situation because the velocity of the cube relative to the orange portal is different to the velocity of the cube relative to the blue portal. You can't even fucking call on classical relativity.

Say whatever you want, just please do two things for me.

1) Remember these posts
2) Go ask a Professor or PhD holder in Physics.

That's it.
> You can't even fucking call on classical relativity.

Heh, okay. Just go ask, alright?

Appeal to authority fallacy.
It's a special relativity situation. The result would have to satisfy the constant c from all frames of reference.

>special relativity situation
Kek. Do you even know when to invoke that? I guess you would use that machinery if V >= 0.1c, because before that the effects are not worth calculating.

>inherited dad's money
>married a slav whore
>lost dad's money on a casino
>married another slave whore
>took loans from russian mobsters
>lost their money when the market crashed
>they made him run for president
>sold out his own son to win
>robbing the IRS to make up the difference
>FBI is on to his game

Yeah, he's retarded.

More ignorant bullshit
HOly fuck
the absolute fucking state of burger education.
Day of the fucking grill when?

The cube is passing through a 4 dimensional manifold. That's what a fucking portal is. It's not a normal instant trip. It looks like that in 3 dimensions. Again more of this brainlet 2d decal on a wall bullshit. You don't fucking understand. So stop running your retarded brainlet mouth about things you don't understand.

Again, the immense irony. I wish I could be there when you realize the truth. If you don't trust me go find your most well educated Physics person around and ask

It's very clear your knowledge of physics is, shall we say, lacking.

>more appeal to authority.
Academic detected.
>I'm in goy school so I'm starter than everyone else.
I bet you're circumcized too.

Dude you're a fucking retard do you see what you're saying?

>heh...the immense irony....
>*teleports meaningless piece of paper behind you*
>nothin personal kid...

Appeal to authority. You are factually wrong. Your faggot over priced retarded useless burger education where you guys learn grade 2 concepts in grade 12 is at play here doesn't make your disdain for the facts any less retarded. KYS
And then do it again for good measure.

Here faggots.

Look at you go retard btw how'd the short bus smell while I was porking your mom