When a flat girls hugs you, you're closer to her heart than when cow tits do

>when a flat girls hugs you, you're closer to her heart than when cow tits do

But I don't want to hug boys, user.

The cardiovascular system is not romantic. The metaphorical heart truly resides in the brain. Breasts have no bearing upon distance to this.

>American level reading comprehension levels on display

>hello everyone I'm a virgin
pleased to meet you

I don't think this board cares, nobody here is going to hug an actual 3D girl.

Breasts can get in the way of headbutting people too.

Nice projection. I didn't even describe personal values.
This is true.

You're waifu isnt real either, we still discuss her.

Fuck the heart, I'd rather have a soft and squishy hug than hug a washboard.

>implying my waifu isn't obscure as fuck
>implying i have a waifu

Flat is Justice

But user, justice is shit

True.

Also

who even cares about bust size

You only need to hug harder that tittymonster.

Who cares?
It's proven that people are naturally attracted to things that are softer and warmer, hence why god made titties.

I'll just take whatever I can get.

heads up, bro: your autism is showing.

Go open up an anatomy book you fucking idiot

Large, soft, warm breasts >>>> flat chested shit

Get out of here, omnic scum.

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so only niggers, cowtits and kids love cowtits
thanks for supporting my point with evidence

I can hug her from behind. My heart will be even closer, since we'll both have our heart on the same side this way, and I can grope her tits this way.

LARGE BREASTS SIGNIFY WEALTH
SMALL BREASTS SIGNIFY WORTHLESSNESS

Now get some taste faggot

>overgrown tits which are just sacks of fat tissue = good
>perflat chest and a fit body = bad
wew you played yourself there

I like the way you think.

You can have big tits and a fit body. Did you miss the entire Olympics?

tfw love both

Let's all thank Rei-clone for this age-old wisdom.

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How romantic.

why would you ruin a fit body with cowtits?
are you retarded?

But she's gay

You aren't?

What if the tits are saggy? Wouldn't you be able to reach the chest, assuming you're not a whole foot shorter than the girl?

Nigga I had trips anything you say doesn't matter

Bateman is with me

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Studies show that the richer you are the more likely you are to prefer small breasts

studies also show that smart people curse more

bloody heck, I friggin knew it

>i've never heard a british person curse

moron.

But flatties can't properly paizuri
Therefore Cowtits>DFC

Ackchyually a point for cow tits. When a big titted girl holds you close to her (being that women are typically shorter than men and that a man's upper torso will naturally fold over her cow tits at the waist, bringing the heads closer together), you're closer to her metaphorical heart.