Why is them calling the candy store owner "Candy Store" the funniest shit ever

Why is them calling the candy store owner "Candy Store" the funniest shit ever

Dagashi ya

"Candy store" is the code word for best girl

the real question is if she'll like being called "meat toilet"

She is pure! PURE !

Kaede being a better sister/mom to Renge than her own family warms my cold lolicon heart.

Because she's perfect.

> operates a store in the middle of nowhere
> hardly any customers

And yet she manages to maintain a full inventory while paying for rent, bills, etc. Where do you think she's getting the money from?

She also takes care of mail order business. Be sure to let your parents know, too.

Candy has a long shelf life, and I doubt that rent is that much out in the sticks.

I'm sure her family owns it outright.

I assumed it was a euphemism for her being a drug dealer.

Be sure to tell your parents about that crystal meth

>out in the sticks
Implying they live in the sticks

Is candy store a virgin or has she had a few close relationships?

Does NANISHTON count ?

I think this was settled early on.

Nee-nee is best girl.

It's a bit sad that I can identify with her the most

>debating who is best girl in NNB

Absolutely fucking disgusting

You and me both friend.

Do you have a problem with this ?

>You will never spend the afternoon watching Greatman with Renge.

>You will never spend the afternoon watching Greatman with Kaede.

FTFY

I remember this debate. Candy Store was not the real translation but Sup Forums would stick with it. It triggers fansubbers too.

Can you elaborate?

>fansubbers
what do you mean? there are no fansubs, only HS.

probably because the "ya" (屋) in だがし屋 can also be used to refer to a person doing that business, so it doesn't quite have the meme power in Japanese

Interesting, thanks

You'll never sleep beside Candy Store ;_;

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