You wouldn't a loli right Sup Forums?

You wouldn't dare think of doing something naughty to a loli Sup Forums would you?

They don't even know what lewd things are, you'd have to teach them everything down to the very last detail, that would sure be a pain wouldn't it?

Besides, their tight hairless bodies couldn't possibly handle a big hard onii-chan dick, even if you get them wet beforehand with headpats.

Plus they haven't even had their periods yet, therefore you could cum inside over and over without fear of making another loli. Why would you want that?

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I'm only interested in mature older woman.

Pic related.

My loli is old enough to know more about lewd things than me and she's durable enough to easily handle whatever I do to her. I could be as rough as I want with her small hairless body without fear of hurting her, I would never have to hold back.
That's why I love vampire lolis.

This is a loli thread
which means everybody here is a loli, correct?

>old enough to know more about lewd things than me

I fucked this up, right? Wanted to write
>old enough to know more about lewd things than I do

whatever you say, oniichan

me under the bed

me on the left

>tfw no loli sitting on my lap

I would, in fact, a loli.

I definitely wouldn't a loli. Definitely not.

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im an afluent political figure in power and ive been to epsteins loli island 5 times now, enjoy being plebs that cannot taste the greatest pleasures in life.

Elaborate.

Me third from the right

>epsteins loli island
Who's what now?

>taste

I hope 2020 doesn't take all that good shit away from us.

In 2020 there will be the Lolympics too, and everything will be great. After the whole event, USA will say they're sorry and they'll kill censorship in porn as well.

Me on the floor

If they smell like fish, do their armpits smell like human?

I sure would

rude

that's really fucked up

Did the Kickstarter for this go through?

Yes, it did.

Sweet.

You forgot your trip mr policeman.

fuck

You are given the chance to become 2D and have the loli of your choice be your girlfriend. There is only one catch, because you are now 2D you will see all characters, including your loli, as real people (i.e. 3DPD) though any other differences between their world and ours would be maintained.

Would you take this offer?

Too many headpats.

damn....

I'd rather be a loli myself.

How faithful would they be to their original character design (big eyes, white hair color for example)?
Probably wouldn't say no anyways.

>How faithful would they be to their original character design (big eyes, white hair color for example)?
Eyes would be normal sized, you wouldn't be living in a world of giant eyed freaks. White Hair colour would be maintained.

Basically, they would look like a normal person and not an anime character, but as their reality is not our own there are slightly different rules (e.g. head sized breasts without discomfort or unnatural hair colours/styles being common)

cute bat

e.g. if you picked this loli she would keep her stylish pink moustache despite lolis in our world not being able to have pink moustaches.

Fucking Nu-lolis.

わふー！

I might actually an hero if that happens since loli is all I have for an outlet.

Yes.

>I might actually an hero if that happens since loli is all I have for an outlet

w-what would you do if you had no outlet, would the real little girls be safe?

I thought it was gonna be funny.... all I got was a chuckle!.

Nope. I can try looking at them but then I would have to deal with intense paranoia and an overall feeling of guilt. I use lolicon for a good reason.

Remember user there's always jr. Idols

This thread is getting spicy.

Misread your post. Damn. I meant they would be safe.

That loli is CUTE!
CUUUUTE!

I've been there but couldn't handle it. I destroyed like three hard drives in a paranoid fit and haven't seen any since.

I've been curious to look for some but... I haven't been able to find any.

I live an Aus and fap to loli, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Akiba-Online You need to sign up to see it though.

Why is the world so full of people like you? Both those things are completely different, please stop being a retard.
And you please stop feeding the retard.

sounds dangerous

If you live by the loli, you die by the loli.

>they don't even know what lewd things are
Oh, child.

Lolis are pure dammit!

You wake up after only remembering how you went into a van before blacking out, and this is the first thing you see.

Any more dangerous than being boxed to death by a 'roo, or being stung to death by scorpions in your sleep, or getting humiliated by a cheeky group of emus?

Bullying is fun until someone pops a boner

Sure we are. Here, have a nice warm cup of tea.

Oh good, I needed a haircut

I dunno, it's still pretty fun if the loli is the one who pops a boner.

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

>>wake up next to your sister
>>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
user please, that's just Tasmania.

Noice.

Shut up and kill your wife, Bill.

I'd say it gets even more fun after someone pops a boner.

i would drink from a loli

Eternal lolis are the best kind of lolis.

Normalfags get out.

>The groom gave his wife a doll as a wedding gift.
cute

Living the life
Honesty though that must have been hard on the girl. Pretty much no childhood, went straight to being the dudes wife and busting out children.

Probably the very last lucky man in USA.

I don't how that's pretty hard on her. It was not that strange for her time and being married doesn't mean you can't enjoy your childhood, just that you will have romance involved in it, she did recieve a doll as a weeding gift after all.

Just look at her face, pure semen demon.

Gotta love marriage in historical manga.

>3DPD

What is she doing in 2

This is the anime & manga board, so please make sure your posts are at least mildly related to anime and manga. Anime characters and Japanese 2D drawings are welcome in here, real life topics aren't. Thank you and have a loli time.

Fixing his sash.

Nothing lewd just pure diabeetus.

What's with people getting so uptight and defensive lately?
That pic has been posted and discussed like a million times already.

I'd MILF instead.

Moderation has thankfully gotten more relaxed recently (or maybe I should say less unfairly biased), but it still doesn't hurt to be careful.
Lolimoms are the best moms.

All MILFS are lolis though.

Is this the same girl?
They look kinda similar but for some reason the first on doesn't look much like a loli while the second looks like 100% one.

>Is this the same girl?
Yes.

if a loli tells you she's into progressive rock
DO NOT BELIEVE HER

this is the type of music lolis really listen to

Anime is inconsistent because there are different animators, some that don't like lolis even. Those tend to make them more curvy and mature looking in general because of it.

>point instead of fantasma
but gorillaz s/t is best so a+ loli

wow I never thought I'd have a reason to post this again

BeNantoka's lolibabaa story from Towako got translated, in case anyone didn't notice.
exhentai.org/g/968223/3762bf36dc/

>tfw no lolis into prog

youtube.com/watch?v=eV-5iNu6Sd8

hey what are you trying to pull there's semen in that tea

>some that don't like lolis even
Are you seriously telling me there is an animator out there that doesn't like this?
What kind of monsters they are?

They are not monsters, are poor souls that lost their way thanks to the true monsters known as old hags. They cursed them with cheap propaganda to like them instead and deem loli, the power of the curse is so strong that it even affect their taste in 2D.
The worst about all this is that we know no cure to that horrible curse forced upon them.

are lolis for treat or beat

man botton left panel I thought her face was missing from a punch, didn't notice his arm in the picture

>Facebook teaching you how to make friends
jesus.

thats neat

>pink floyd

I'm not taking enough drugs to find their music enjoyable.

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