What the actual fuck

What the actual fuck.

reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/77moq8/local_news_claims_Sup Forums_is_a_website_for_selling/?st=J92LTUG6&sh=ba9d9bed

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bumping some real tasty shit

cocaining the thread

Now understand that the media does literally no research on anything anymore. They get even the incredibly mundane things completely wrong. Things they would have no reason to lie about, they get absolutely 100% wrong.

that shit is satire, i'm assuming most of Sup Forums hasn't seen their other works.

I hope this goes farther and this site gets taken down. Fuck this place.

Bumping for some revengful shit

bump

/thread

Keep it alive.

(You)

I would like to add to my comment. This stems from the media no longer being in the business of truth and factual news, they do not do that anymore. They are simply entertainment and propaganda. They do not have 'facts' anymore, even for the simplest of things. This could have cleared up with a fucking google (or bing search, since they like porn so much)

Fuck ya too, ya cunt

BUMP

They're discussing user-ib, not Sup Forums

bumping for that blonde chick in glasses tits.

>thinking that thread is from Sup Forums
Oh sweetie

>linking reddit

bump

LMFAO

I cannot exclaim just how fucking funny this is. This was recent as well, I mean the tags are of June this year - absolutely insane. I mean, you can't make this shit up, we are really in this timeline.

how much?

I just hope this woman doesn't have any children

Underrated

Hook me up with a bump

>anymore
dude what?

Bumping for Mum's

This. Fucking newfags have no idea that we arent the only mongolian macaroni posting fourm on the internet

Also czeched em

Wonder how many even know this site is just English clone of Japanese site.

Anyone got some revenge porn? I'm paying 3 bumps for some thicc pics

news reporters should be sued for libel

I ain't giving Reddit a click, nigga

>browsing reddit
>browsing any site besides Sup Forums

It's like they're completely making this up.

It really boggles my mind that for all the shit that gets blamed on Sup Forums on a regular basis, the site has managed to stay up while the "good" libcuck shitholes like Neogaf and Gawker get rekt.

A new meme is born. From here on out bumping a thread shall be known as cocaining the thread.

HACKERS ON STEROIDS

bump

:^)

Because all those other sites are based on making their income from following social conventions. Sup Forums doesn't give a fuck about anything and thus nothing can really shake its foundations. You can make it big fast by catering to trends but you're also bound to fall equally fast when they change.

Did I hear a co-co-co-cocaine bump?

Bump

Bump

>X-post from r/videos
You have to go back.

>bump

Fuck guys they are on to us

Also trips get nudes

SO THIS IS HOW THEY TRY TO SHUT US DOWN?????

I've been battling cocaine addiction for over a long time. I got my first bump when I started posting here back in 2009. Before I realised what's going on, I was already an addict. Fuck this site and fuck this guy who started it, the hacker named Christopher Poole, also known as Sup Forums. I hope he gets caught.

go away burger

>Post numbers in the 50,000s
I know there's some pretty low traffic boards here but is that actually Sup Forums or another site?

Cocaine bump

Thanks for the vid!

>be 400lb hacker
>have to bump
>spilled cocaine on me lap
>ahshit.jpg

Somebody stops this Sup Forums guy already.

yall got any coke

new or classic?
either way $10 bill

Probably talking about Sup Forums post your gf/wife/ex pics or shit like Illinois/Arizona nude threads. That place has become such dogshit and it's pretty sad.

Let's make it simply "coking the thread".

How do we purge them before they get this place shut down??

t. bump addict

Those threads do strike me as weird including the state they're from as if important. Like why?

Rolling on that molly for this

Lay off the bumps senpai

They're onto us, and will soon figure out that sage means marijuana.

You have the stuff?

Don't forget the devil worship
L.O.L guys

I'd like to bump some revenge pornography. Who wants my credit card number?

bump

Indianapolis news at its finest. WTF WTHR?

Let's milk this shit.
Kek
>short for Keeping Every Kink
Digits
>handjobs
Dubs
>Double D's
Trips
>threesome
Any suggestions?

So who's got some titty pics from this dumb cunt's phone? I'll give ya a dime bag for it.

In my mind blonde girl is babe master troll embarrassing her local news station

Bumping for comped cocaine

PLEASE

I WANT TO BE FREE

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lol wat

Ive never bumped. XxX

>Quads
Amputee porn
>88
Nazi porn

>t."professional journalist"

jesus fucking christ get yourself sorted cunt, this is a Malaysian basket-weaving forum

hoi peols

get a dog

bump

Next thing they'll say is "sage" is actually a strain of marijuana

gib that naow

don't fucking outright say it, dude

sage is better than bumping oregano

coking

>sage
Weed

dude lmao

hey I-I'm running a little low,can I have some more bumps

Even one bump can kill. Please don't do drugs.

have up to 50 bumps to offer, your stuff needs to be really out there though like midgets in a tailpipe kind of deal

...

Found the Jew who wrote the article.

Snorting thread

Will trade memes for ketamine

Don't forget, you are here forever

fuck how did they decode the bump so easily

can I buy some, plz?

youtube.com/watch?v=1YIpi8GVbc8

$10, yep

Yeah. Let the autism spread. Great idea.

legalize sage

Thays still even around? Is it still all jailbait?

> when you get quads and everyone in the thread gives you (You)s
* sips coke *