Everyone is given one year to register as a smoker. Those who do will receive a government issued photo ID card. Only those able to produce this smokers card will be legally allowed to purchase cigarettes. After the one year cut off no further smokers cards will ever be issued. This means that those who currently smoke will be able to legally continue to smoke, but there will be effectively zero new smokers. In addition, those smokers that want to quit but find it difficult simply have to cut up their smokers card in which case they will be unable to purchase any more cigarettes. To prevent abuse those with smokers cards would be limited to purchasing a single packet a day, and heavy fines and/or jailtime would result from buying cigarettes for others.
sounds like fascism. Smoking is a choice stupid, fuck off.
Adam Lopez
Great idea comrade!
Isaiah Martinez
Tabaco companies will lobby the shit out of you.
Christopher Roberts
how would this even work from a supply and demand POV? The gas station is just going to assume they need to buy x amount of cartons? I fucking hate you aussiefags
Dominic Torres
Fuck off poofta
Brandon Green
>fascism is bad and I don't know what it is t. boomer
Jace Murphy
well, atleast they arnt like the gas companies that will just kill you and dump your body in the desert
Wyatt Myers
Because prohibition works so well. Back to your cuckshed, Australia. I expect better from you.
Caleb Adams
Why is this picture so hot
Colton Ortiz
>Register as smoker >Use ID to buy cigarettes >Resell illegally at 200% markup
I can get behind this idea.
Asher Bennett
No boots on my neck.
It's also good population control for stupid people. Conservatives bitch about HIV and abortion... it keeps nigger pop down.
Christopher Campbell
how about this:
abandon socialized healthcare. remove regulations. people will have to pay for their own healthcare. smokers won't get cheap plans because they are smokers. either they stop smoking to lower their health care costs or they just die of cancer.
Cameron Flores
Your era is over filthy boomer
Nolan Flores
>being 15 on the internet.
Jacob Anderson
If you can't figure out the major flaw in this idea, then you're legally retarded.
Benjamin Watson
How about we not base our laws on what some basement-dwelling Australinigger on Sup Forums considers "degenerate" and let people do what they please and maybe you can go fuck off elsewhere OP you kangaroo sodomizing son of a bitch
Evan Roberts
Yeah, cause being told what to do and having regulations sounds like a lot of fun. You only have one life asshole, I'm not gonna waste it living in a society where I'm given a slice of my cake only to have the rest of it thrown away. I want it shrink wrapped, put it in the fridge for leftovers. Maybe i want to come back maybe i wanted to test my will power and see if i could quit for an extended amount of time but i never really wanted to give it up my entire life. I'm pretty sure that's fascism..being told what i can and can't with or without limitations
Mason Butler
Because niggers will rob convenience stores and steal smokes which they can then sell to other niggers or whites who wanna smoke
Ethan Murphy
It baffles me how many people on this board are jewpilled about smoking. Big tobacco is one of the few industries not run by Jews, while the anti-smoking crusaders are the lead by the Jewish establishment. Think about it.
Zachary Martinez
>leaf >less degenerate than Reminder of the state of canada
Jeremiah Adams
>secret police apprehend numerous kids smoking without licenses >track you down as the supplier due to their info and your abnormal volume of purchases >summarily execute you for corrupting the nation's youth (treason) and also for being jewish
Liam Lopez
>executed for corrupting the nation’s youth.
Wow there isn’t a story about this already or anything. This thread is dumb.
Nathan Adams
make the ciagarettes free or tax free so smokers support the idea, if you get caught reselling them you lose your almost free fags and have to buy on the shrinking balck market. There will awlays be illegal tobacco just like drugs but so few people will smoke they may as well buy weed or mdma for the same cost.
Eli Wilson
Just because degenerates are often smokers, does not make the act of tobacco smoking itself degenerate. Look at history. All great figures of the past 500 years were tobacco smokers. The fact of the matter is, tobacco is an ancient medicine that possesses nootropic, anti-aging, and anti-carcinogenic properties. The anti-smoking "science" is not science at all, but rather mounds of useless soft epidemiological data which in many cases is contradictory (see Japan).
Adam Wilson
>children steal parents' ciggies Great plan, OP. Surely everyone will stop smoking.
Blake Perry
>How about this: >Everyone is given one year to register as a smoker. Those who do will receive a government issued photo ID card. Only those able to produce this smokers card will be legally allowed to purchase cigarettes. After the one year cut off no further smokers cards will ever be issued. This means that those who currently smoke will be able to legally continue to smoke, but there will be effectively zero new smokers. In addition, those smokers that want to quit but find it difficult simply have to cut up their smokers card in which case they will be unable to purchase any more cigarettes. To prevent abuse those with smokers cards would be limited to purchasing a single packet a day, and heavy fines and/or jailtime would result from buying cigarettes for others. >Thoughts? GREAT IDEA BUT UNFORTUNATELY ALL WESTERN COUNTRIES HAVE TO MANY FUCKING HUMAN RIGHTS SO IT WON'T STAND SORRY
Kevin Sanchez
Like they don't do that already...
Nathan Long
Sounds like you're a massive faggot.
Levi Rodriguez
just say the truth: you want to ban/fuck up anything (besides pussy) that might be a source of pleasure for men
Landon Sullivan
>muh smokers
Pussy
Connor Robinson
Smokings not even bad for you. Only faggots get cancer
Easton Myers
>MUH I CANT BE A DEGENERATE SO ITS OPPRESSION
Your life would only improve under Fascism.
Jackson Hill
I have dickheads like you to thank for making smokes $40 a pack. You need your nose broken
Dylan Johnson
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Connor Jones
this
Adrian Thompson
480,000 Americans a year die from smoking. Let them, why would you even think they care about 480,000 of their own people.
Isaiah Gray
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Angel Torres
I approve of this. What are the requirements for registering as a smoker though? Can you make your adult kid go get one "just in case"?
Kayden Cox
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Adam Thompson
this tbqh
Justin Sanders
Just release an "science" article that states Menthyls make a nigger's dick bigger, but only if he smokes 12 packs a day.
Bentley Kelly
>Ban something and it will go away I would say "American education" but our politicians believe the same exact thing. Also >1 post by this ID
Samuel Garcia
Smoking giving you cancer is a meme, the meme of memes
Camden Mitchell
illegal cigarette trade will be booming >same demand for tobacco >severely limited legal supply
they'll be able to double their prices or more
Robert Reed
Because those tanlines are amazing.
Josiah Watson
>How to get the black market for cigarettes to explode 101
Levi Kelly
The Chinese sell illicit tobacco cut with fucking glass grit and sawdust enabled by the retarded regulation we put out. Check out our """plain""" packaging laws for starters
Grayson Collins
Oh, like a Taspo card. Google Taspo card.
Kayden Bailey
>be australian >hate freedom kys
Nolan Davis
Cuntland has those packs too? I thought that was just us. And they banned menthol here aswell, which creates a unique opportunity if you can source it...
Bentley Martin
Yes. Any non smoker with a smoker in the family would get one. Smoker registration would be u usually high, and everyone's data on smoking population would get all messed up.
Hudson Reyes
>Kangaroo What next? A license for wank? Or hentai ID card What a fucking joke? Did you wear your helmet while shitposting?
Ryder Walker
We should make faggots register and forbid them to post online.
Zachary Cooper
top fucking zozzle quality jungle asian bantz right here
Chase Evans
I think it's a great idea and I would extend this to other things like industrial sugar, alcohol, etc. Get those things out of the culture and replace them for healthier things.
Brandon King
>Brits and Dirty Brits legally can't into aesthetics
Brandon Ortiz
Because the government is good and what we need is a bigger government that regulates every single fucking aspect of our lives right?
Joseph Green
>there will be effectively zero new smokers Yeah, because that worked with drugs, right?
Fucking simple ass nigger.
Eli King
dogs are not humans.
2 COPD and dead lungs are a killer.
Tobacco has been very hard to prove its a killer. Double blind controlled studies are useless, because the effects are so varied. Mouth cancer, lung cancer, ear-nose-throat cancer, pancreatic cancer. etc...
Hell just use your own life experience, look at old smokers and old non smokers.
just because we have no mechanistic cause broken down yet does not mean the correlation is wrong. Look at gravity, we've never seen a graviton, we only posit its existence. But no one argues with gravity. Even though it is still an inductive syllogism.
It has potent multifaceted effects of this we are certain. Pulling those apart though borders on immoral, due to the risks involved.
William Stewart
>Smoking causes lung cancer. >Smokers are degenerates.
Seems like this problem solves itself.
Austin Nguyen
Good idea for fatties too.
Christian Nguyen
CIA?
Christian Moore
No, it wouldn't. I dont want rules. I want to only feel pleasure and die young. Eat shit ausfailain
Carson Flores
>the black market doesn't exist
Ayden Young
>dogs are not humans. They still hold extreme explanatory power in the realm of science. In fact, experimental studies are more valuable than epidemiological ones. >2 COPD and dead lungs are a killer. Tobacco does not cause COPD. The reason why smokers succomb to COPD is because they use filtered cigarettes which deposits fine strands of hot cellulose acetate fibers into the lungs which cannot readily be broken down. The acute response is inflammation, and prolonged exposure results in scarring and chronic inflation and irreversible buildup of these fibers. Tobacco does not "deaden" the lungs either. >Hell just use your own life experience, look at old smokers and old non smokers. Confirmation bias. Discarded. >just because we have no mechanistic cause broken down yet does not mean the correlation is wrong. The mechanistic and hard studies demonstrate the total opposite and if you look at the correlative studies, you will find that the designs of them are extremely flawed as the participants self-select. The researchers a priori assume that smoking is bad for you and are funded by anti-smoking organizations looking for a particular effect.
Jaxson Adams
Got a source for the Filtered bit?
Jaxon Garcia
Got a reason for Dip seemingly causing Mouth and Jaw cancers?
Ryder Diaz
Your misuse of the term "a priori" made me cringe hard user. Leave it to the academics writing in analytic philosophy pls.
Nathan Nguyen
I smoked for ten years, quit for three, and smoked non filtered tobacco almost hourly from July to Ocotober of this year.
I don't have COPD, but only a fool would think tobacco smoke doesn't have horrible cumalitive negative health effects on the human body. I'm sure tobacco does have some positive effects, but both the short and long term negative effects are tremendous.
Jason Miller
It's commonly "misused" as such in medical literature. What is cringe-worthy is how you think such a term is only to be confined to obscure academic philosophy.
tobaccocontrol.bmj.com/content/11/suppl_1/i51 In addition to the errors of drawing causation from a correlation (with non-randomized samples to boot), the oral cancer studies failed to include most important omitted variable, the now established number one cause of oral cancer, HPV infection. If you do not account for this variable for oral tobacco usage and so called cancer risk thereof, the entire study is worthless.
Connor Brown
>Degenerate Another over used word on Sup Forums.
Luis Adams
user would get lobbied in the back of the head and left in a ditch. Tobacco companies would never let it happen.
Matthew Green
I would track down anyone who voted your plan in and cram lit cigarettes up their asshole until they died.
Why not just stop being a little bitch and let people smoke?
Nolan Russell
Just buy a pack a day and never smoke them. How hard is that, retard?
This thread is stupid.
Tobacco in every field.
Christopher Long
sounds expensive, just make cigarettes more deadly and leave it alone
Brody Torres
the idea of secret police works better than actual enforcement using them
Ryan Long
so if you have HPV which if memory serves is a 50/50 shot by the time you're 40. do not chew
Liam Gutierrez
No one likes smoking the first time. It's funny how powerful it is, to creep into political argument even. But what if I want to smoke sometime??
Tobacco should be on the black market and you should support it
