Why aren’t you a Marxist?

Why aren’t you a Marxist?

Because i like food.

Why are you a faggot?

because I don't want to have to share the one weekly community potato left in the village after my property and land is seized. Why do so many people assume they'll be on the ruling side of a Socialist government and not the oppressed peasant side?

wew lads... the burger odor

Because I'm not a crybaby.

Because I'm not a teenager

>Can't actually defend beliefs because they're garbage
>Call everyone fat
lol you guys aren't gonna change are ya?

The whole thing is fucking stupid on every level.

im not a pretentious faux intellectual

life cant be more complicated then muh jews cant it?

Because I am capable of independent thinking and therefore understand that I don't want to be an ant.

Because I’m not a pussy and take care of my own business.

I don't care about economics

if he's republican you can add "happy" to that list, unironically happy

It really isnt

because I don't get a paycheck as a university academic that gets paid to spout bullshit for a couple hours a week

Because I understand economics.
Because I don't hate humanity.
Because I have hope for the future of humanity.

/thread

Marxists are traitors and should hang.

You're a child. This is how a child thinks.

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because i dont wanna die.

Because I have a brain, moran.

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Food

Because there is nothing good about it. Capitalism isn't perfect, but it's lead to many amazing things. Communism has lead to endless horrors, and idiots who think this time it will be different.

>Implying Zizek would agree with modern-day Marxists

Read more you fucking idiot. The guy has said, over and over again, that most widely-supported 'plans' by modern day marxists aren't sustainable.

ITT: OP is a poser who has no knowledge in Economics, watched 2 interviews with a marxist author, and browsed reddit for 10 minutes before concluding that WE MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

Because I haven't sustained a serious head injury