Am Jewish

Am Jewish
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Sup Forums does
You guys never shut up about Jews
Wanted to clear up the confusion

meow

You have to go back.

When will you accept your turkic khazar roots?

That myth has been disproven countless times

I too am Jewish OP.

Do kikes just hate white people for what Rome did to Jerusalem in 70AD?

Also, aren't Ashkenazi basically just Polish people? You guys have nothing to do with the ancient Israelites.

Holy fucking inbred

Are you considering making aliyah?

I know I have the last few years watching the rise of Islam in Canuckistan

Sanhedrin 54b. A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

comment?

Yet I don't have a hook nose, how do you explain that?

FTFY

They have some DNA from ancient Israelites, but for the most part they're just a mix between poles and italians LARPing as ancient jews.

so what?

Kethuboth 11b. If a grown man has intercourse with a little girl less than three years old, all agree that it is not a significant sexual act, for having intercourse with a girl when she is less than three years old is like putting a finger in an eye. Just as a tear that is shed when a finger is inserted in an eye will be replaced by another tear, so too will the virginity of a little girl who is less than three years old be restored, for her hymen will grow back.

what did they mean by this?

What temperature would you like the oven set to?

Prove you're Jewish or fuck off you LARPing faggot.

I'm only a Jew in name
I'm a Physics PhD student
The torah or talmund or whatever the fuck you're quoting is bs
>r/atheism

my gf is jewish. she likes it in the butt

Would you like me to post my circumcised dick with a time stamp or smth?

Why do Ashkenazis pretend they're not Europeans?

As a Dane, how does it feel being the only Jews who avoided being Holocausted en masse?

If you are Ashkenazi, then do you look forward to hell? Any preference of how you will be eternally tortured for what you have done to the goyim?

>Am Jewish AMA
>see something that makes you look like the scum you are
>i'm not jewish really lads

How about your yarmulke with a timestamp? Or post something only a Jew would know. It isn't complicated. I thought you were supposed to be smart?

First you must ask why Europeans pretended that they weren't
Many countries expelled and casted them out.
It's hard to feel like you belong in a group that doesn't see you as one of their own.
Had the early Europeans embraced the Jews.
Many of the worlds problems wouldn't exist

''We acknowledge that these are unfortunate, ill-fated people; they are hated everywhere and civil rights are denied to them in most of Europe"
-College of Commerce 1757

I thought all Jews were inherently evil according to you

Greetings fellow Danish Yid. How is Jewish life in Denmark today?

First of all I'm not religious.
Stopped going to the synagogue when I was 16
All that stuff is at my parents house
All I got is my dick, sorry

Literal LARPing, and because admitting they were would work to nullify their claim to Israel. They also look down on Jews with non-full blood, recognizing that they all were mixed would be a heavy blow to their ethnic morale.

OY VEY it's EUROPE'S FAULT FOR SHIT THAT HAPPENED CENTURIES AGO THAT THE JEWS DON'T DO SOMETHING TODAY.

larp Confirmed

I'm quite thankful, otherwise I wouldn't exist
My great-grandmother was however taken by the Nazis. She had to stall them at the door while my, at the time 17 year old, Grandfather escaped.

I was warned Sup Forums was stupid but geez

My great-grandmother was one of the Jews who went on the boats to Sweden (none of her kids did though). They lived in Helsingor, that's why.

>AMA

Is your step dad pale skinned?

>Finland
Even I'm whiter than you

How'd she survive?

She didn't

That's quite sad :(

Ashkenazi aren't jews - they're just the reason everyone hates jews.

I'm jewish too, I converted last weekend after binge drinking.
I'm gona get cutted, just waiting for the call back from the clinic

Yeah, I have no emotional connection to her though
I did have to see my grandfather cry while telling the story
Saying that he should have stayed and fought for her

A conversion lasts a full year
How long were you drinking for?

Synagogue of checked

Nah m8, you can become a jew if you feel like it.

Did you become a reform Jew?

Jews for Jesus and Reform Jews are not real Jews

F

This
I also wouldn't consider Conservative Jews real Jews
Only Orthodox

You orthodox?

Modern Palestinians are (unsurprisingly) the closest living population to the Ancient Israelites—closer than any living Jewish population.
The fact that modern Jews murder them for "their ancestor's land" is something out of a tragic comedy.

>I have no emotional connection to her though

Makes sense, you never knew her.

>I did have to see my grandfather cry while telling the story

Did she make him leave to protect the children?

>Saying that he should have stayed and fought for her

My family gets the same feels when it comes to the US Civil War.

what do you think about soros?

>Did she make him leave to protect the children?
Yes, he had a 12 year old sister at the time, he spent most of his early adult life looking after her.
My great grandfather had taken 11 wives and left my family shortly before the war. I can only imagine what it feels like to be a teenager one day and expected to lead your family the next

>My family gets the same feels when it comes to the US Civil War.
Don't know much about the Civil War but the South has better Aesthetics

Don't think much about him
Give my dad a beer and mention his name, you'll never hear the end of it

does he dislike soros or likes him?

Fuck you for posting that. I'm a Mizrahi Jew.

Do you respect Mizrahi jews?

I don't think the word dislike does it justice

bet you are still as handsome as the north end of a south bound mule.

It's just a joke man sorry about that
Hating someone based on what Pizza topping they prefer is less arbitrary than based on what race they are

Sorry. I apologize i didn't realize it was a joke. I thought this was going to be a "Ashkenazim are superior we are like you Europeans" thread. I feel like an oversensitive idiot now.

Sage.
Newfags need to abiding by the laws set fourth before the founding.

What's your opinion on the Lehi, Larping Jew?

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hue my old man's the same, although he gets more up in flames about the mention of ussr.

Don't worry about it man
I have a bit of Mizrahi in me
less than 1% but still something

Matti, hvorfor er du stadigvæk oppe?

This is getting good now.

No he totally disrespected you and your people. You tell him who the real Jews are.

this

Whats worse denying the holocaust or wishing it happened?

Funny you say that about jews when jews are the most civilized race. Not saying we're genetically superior but culturally the Jews are on top.

It was a joke dude.

>My great grandfather had taken 11 wives and left my family shortly before the war.

Any idea what happened to him?

>Don't know much about the Civil War but the South has better Aesthetics

Well what I meant was that I had a lot of family who fought for the South, but a lot of those survived the war still felt a sense of guilt, like they could've done more and that might have ensured a Confederate victory.

Wishing it happened providing you believe it didn't happen. If you deny the holocaust you could still believe it would be horrible to kill jews. If you "wish it happened" it would mean that you think killing jews is good

>Any idea what happened to him?
I heard he fled to Italy and lived there until he died

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How does this video make you feel?

He's tricking you man, can't you see? He makes fun of your people and then says he "doesn't mean it" and meanwhile it sits at the top of the thread and he's laughing about it.

You're getting jewed by a fake Jew!

Are you orthodox or just another retard?

...

Atheist Jew

Although I was raised Orthodox

>Kelev tov
Poor Mizrahim, they'll never have the superior wit and intellect of the Ashkenazi.

How the fuck is this even possible? I thought the average Ashkenazi Jew was like 50%+ European.

Fuck off

What's your greatest "oy vey" moment when dealing with your own people?

>How does this video make you feel?

Feels good to know that Southern diaspora still have a strong connection to their history. Plus some of those girls sure are cute.

it says he is 100% european nerd

Are you in favour of mass migration?
Do you hate white people?
What is your opinion on Richard Spencer?
Have you read Culture of Critique?

How about don't worry about it? There are Hitler fanboys on Sup Forums. In a lot of ways, I'm one of them, because I think he had some of the right ideas applied to the wrong populations, or at least populations that aren't now and weren't then the threat that some of today's are. Hitler was a shrewd leader who exploited anti-Jewish sentiment that was endemic. If it had been anti-black sentiment, he'd have gone with that and never mentioned Jews. His modern fans don't seem to get that. The biggest problem in the world today isn't Jews, there is no vast Jewish conspiracy, but there is a huge problem with socialist wannabe liberals, black thug culture, and Islamic extremism.
Hitler should have stuck to making his platform anti-communist, but he conflated Jews with communism. I think that was purposeful because he needed the average German to feel it in their gut, and not everyone feels politics in their gut...they just pick "groups" without recognizing the overarching politics.
So, as someone who wouldn't shy away from being called racist, anti-commie, anti-leftist, someone YOU would probably hate, I don't have any problem with you based on the fact you're Jewish. None at all. I'd be honored to attend a bar mitzvah with your family, be your friend and stick up for you if needed...unless you're a commie or socialist wannabe, but I don't think that's necessarily linked to your being a Jew.
I am not a fully "evolved" individual. I despise modern black culture, hate illegal immigration, and I'm only okay with abortion because of the fact that it rids the world of a lot more blacks and Hispanics than it does whites. But I envy Jews a little, to be honest. Unabashed pride in your culture and race (though I don't really think of you as a separate race, you seem to, so I don't care), sticking together as a group, valuing work ethic, education, and success...I'd rather have you with me than against me when shit hits the fan. Wish more on Sup Forums felt that way.

Once my uncle took me out to dinner
Although instead of going to a restaurant we went to various lines for free samples at the market

>All I got is my dick, sorry
You're sounding niggerish, I might say

t. white sephardim... from france..

if whites would accept us we could be allies but for some reason you want to gas us because u fell for the "jews are a race meme"

if you throw out the bible u realize that jews are caucasians and almost genetically identical to italians/greeks..

Got some honest questions for you.

Do you identify as Jewish first or your nationality first?

What do you think of the JQ?

Do you believe that Jewish undermining of Western homogeneous societies are a reaction to the holocaust in form of tribalist interests? If not then what perpetuates them to in numerous forms to actually undermine European societies by mass importations of hostile groups?

What are your views of Israel?

And how do you feel about ethnic based societies wanting to keep to their own interests and cultures without being forced to succumb to ethnic displacements that don't serve their own interests?

How do you feel about holocaust jokes?

And why do you post on Sup Forums?

Hopefully you will give good genuine answers.

>Are you in favour of mass migration?
While I do pity them, I am not

>Do you hate white people?
I consider myself White so ehm no

>What is your opinion on Richard Spencer?
He's a faggot, I prefer the likes of Ben Shapiro

>Have you read Culture of Critique?
No

A u t i s m

What is your number one identity as an atheist jew in denmark?
Danish or jewish ? Do you feel like an ethnic minority?

Where does the Star of David come from?
Just kidding, I already know.

But practically no interbreeding with the local European populations. That seems impossible given centuries of coexistence, conversions and interbreeding.
This guy gets it. The mindless sperging about Jews and cult worship of Hitlerist National Socialism is the biggest practical hindrance to nationalism. Just drop the conspiracy shit, remove Jew's influence in the banks and media and send them off to Israel. Richard Spencer seems to have the right idea here.

>centuries of coexistence

Noap

Centuries of a life apart

The coexistence meme didnt roll around till the 20th century

T. Also a Jew

They're so inbred that it is easy to recognize the similar sections of DNA that they all carry, the more similar sections you have, the more Ashkenazi ancestry you're given.

Jew and yes I feel like a minority that said i hate other so called minorities like nigs chinks etc

I dont mean to hijack the thread but im also a j.o.o. and i think america sucks balls and the melting pot is a meme