Let us celebrate the Japanese mastery of poetic storytelling

Let us celebrate the Japanese mastery of poetic storytelling.

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Who the fuck reads this shit?

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The best

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Hahahaha

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>armpit hair

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sauce pls?

someone post hotbabbabit

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That's not how this works. You have to read so much hentai you recognize these on sight.

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Not even hentai

sauce pls

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>I can't into math

That's wrong, you need to account for relativity. The actual speed would be 0.9999999999999999999999999999999983033 times the speed of light.

Relativity is already included in those calculations.

I love how people take some random hentai one-liner this seriously

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We're putting the "fun" back into "high-functioning autistic".

Nothing can go faster than the speed of light. If you do go faster then you would essentially be traveling back in time.

...is the absolute best, I agree.

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Because it's serious business. How can you peacefully fap without knowing science?

Wait why would the words dick and cock make a guy horny?

it's probably in the context of a girl saying it to a guy duing/before intercourse

Do you really questioning a logic in hentai? Really?

A cute 2D girl saying chinpo is pretty hot.

Nah, if a girl said such dirty ass words when making love I would drop that loose whore right there lad.

I miss her

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Now where's the update of that wall of balloon quotes image?

Fucking this. Especially in something like a VN where you grow to like the character more and more as you play her route. Sends shivers down my spine.

This is why I love you guys.

>posting worst girl

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Looking through my screenshots for something safe for work is surprisingly hard. Have some best girl though.

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Good girl

I think that might be the first screenshot I've ever been in.

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>liek omg this is why I love you gys XD

Fuck off faggot.

>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumbler/

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It's a weird feeling, innit?

Well, I mean, aside from the troll screencaps of me.

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Sauce? I'm getting nothing on all reverse searches.

Kid, if you'd been on here any appreciable amount of time, you'd know screencaps like that have been a staple of Sup Forums's board culture since the very beginning.
TL;DR: Lurk moar, newfag.

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beautiful

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If you'd made that a centric Minkowsik diagram, it would be even hotter.

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>ask any lawyer

Someone post the comic.

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Next time please use the standard scale of numbers, not the american retarded one.

ty

>a-am I fitting in yet guys?!
No fucking shit. Screen shots have been around since before Sup Forums.
I didn't say anything about your sad attempt to be funny screen shot.
I was pointing out the lack of quality in your post.

Also you have to be above the age of 18 to post on this board.

Sauce, google, TinEye and IQDB aren't throwing up anything

>not knowing this classic
>not searching the filename on sadpanda

shit, missed that
thanks senpai

Could you announce your newfaggotry harder?
Lurk moar or fuck off.
And you're just as bad.

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Not him but not all of us fap primarily to doujin.
For me it's pretty much only the rare occasion when I come back to this shithole and stumble on a good one.
sage

Disregard this, so tired I skimmed right over that last part.
And I didn't check but if that particular one is expunged or whatever they call it, he may not have an account old enough to view it.
I'd contribute but the drive with almost everything relevant is failing.
sage

I've found it by the way
It wasn't worth the hassle

What do you fap to then?
sage

>Not fucking the alligator to show who the real alpha male is.

A shitload of lewd pics, only partially sorted. My imagination is good enough for me usually.
I was thinking of doing some more sorting today but it would take me weeks to get it 100% done, including the 30k or so in other folders.

>82 Gigabytes
>100,000+ Files
>578 folders
>30k+ in other folders

Dude

>Tea of Sagittarius
Good taste. I'll get around to reading it myself one of these days.

This nigga is real?

I generally sort shit out when I'm trying to pull an all nighter or something.

Good shit though user.

To be fair the "h" folder also contains my main SFW anime folder which is a lot more organized than the porn.
A few years ago I figured I had so many pics collected I started sharing them by image packs, one for each series. If anyone is interested:
nyaa.se/?user=221054
I may get back to it soon now that my health is improving somewhat.

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If not taken literally, it sounds like he's annoyed that some old hag is passing wind in public

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This one?

>3dpd folder

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